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(Samantha) THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
WHO HAVE NO ONE IN THEIR LIFE-- NO ONE TO COME HOME TO...
(toothbrush whirring)
NO ONE TO SHARE THEIR DAY WITH.
THOSE PEOPLE ARE SO LUCKY.
(sighs deeply)
(clears throat)
(sighs deeply)
(speaks Chinese)
(sighs deeply)
(speaks Chinese)
LEARNING CHINESE. IT IS THEIR CENTURY, YOU KNOW,
AND EVENTUALLY, THEY WILL OVERFLOW THEIR BORDERS.
CROWDED THERE, IS IT?
YEAH.
YEAH.
HELLO? MOM? DAD?
(door closes)
(inhales deeply) YES.
(sighs)
(Regina) SAMANTHA?
WE SAW YOUR CAR.
NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I-I THOUGHT TODAY WAS THE DAY YOU GUYS GO LOOK FOR JUNK
WELL, IT IS. WE CAME HOME EARLY. I GOT SOME HORRIBLE NEWS.
YEAH. SHE MADE ME PASS UP A GREAT BOX OF DOORKNOBS.
WHAT WAS YOUR HORRIBLE NEWS?
YEAH?
YEAH?
(voice breaks) AND WE SOLD IT.
YOU DO KNOW THAT IT WASN'T AN ACTUAL WAR, RIGHT?
THAT WAS OUR ONLY LISTING.
AND IT SOLD. YAY! HEY, WHY DON'T YOU AND DAD GO CELEBRATE?
SAMANTHA, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
TO GET LISTINGS, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LISTING.
IT'S LIKE IT'S EASIER TO GET A JOB WHEN YOU'RE WORKING
OR TO MEET A MAN WHEN YOU'RE DATING SOMEBODY ELSE.
OH, LISTEN TO ME.
I'M TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A JOB OR A MAN.
WHY DON'T WE JUST PUT ANOTHER AD IN THE PAPER,
LIKE THAT--THAT PICTURE OF US WITH THE CELL PHONES?
OH, IT LOOKED LIKE AN ESCORT SERVICE.
WE GOT CALLS.
MM?
WHY DON'T WE SELL THIS HOUSE?
WHOA. NOBODY'S SELLING THIS HOUSE.
I DON'T MEAN REALLY SELL IT.
IT'S JUST-- I WANT TO HAVE AN OPEN HOUSE
SO I CAN MEET PEOPLE THAT ARE LOOKING,
YOU KNOW, GET NEW LISTINGS.
I DO NOT LIKE STRANGERS IN MY HOUSE.
I DON'T EVEN LIKE PEOPLE I LIKE IN MY HOUSE.
(cell phone rings)
(ring)
(sighs) HELLO?
(Todd) Hey.
I FOUND 5 BUCKS IN THE COUCH. IF I CAN TAKE 2 MORE
SO YOU WON'T BE IN THE APARTMENT?
OH, POO. NO, I CAN'T.
I-I'M HAVING SORT OF A WORK CRISIS WITH MY MOM.
BYE.
GOOD FOR YOU.
OH, I'M FINALLY GETTING
SEE YA.
(door opens)
(door closes)
(sighs) OH, TODD, NO!
(speaks Chinese)
OH, HEY.
THAT MEANS, "I'D LIKE TO SEND A FAX."
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MOVIE?
WELL, I-I DECIDED I DIDN'T WANT TO GO ALONE.
IT'S JUST NOT AS FUN DOING THINGS BY MYSELF, YOU KNOW?
NO, I DON'T KNOW, TODD! HOW COULD I POSSIBLY KNOW?
OKAY. IS SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU?
YES. LOOK, I-I NEVER GET TO BE HERE BY MYSELF
OH.
LOOK, I-I KNOW I'M AROUND A LOT LATELY,
BUT RIGHT NOW I'M WAITING TO HEAR
REALLY? WHEN ARE YOU GONNA HEAR, TOMORROW?
THIS AFTERNOON? BY THE TIME I FINISH THIS SENTENCE?
IT'S--IT'S DOWN TO TWO OF US. WE'RE BOTH MEETING TOMORROW,
BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT HOLDING MY BREATH
WES GREENE.
WES GREENE. YEAH, HE AND I BOTH STARTED
AT A FREE LOCAL PAPER A FEW YEARS BACK,
BUT THEN HE GOT THIS PICTURE OF A MINE WORKER RESCUE
WHICH EARNED HIM A PULITZER PRIZE, AND HIS CAREER TOOK OFF.
YOU KNOW, I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET THAT ASSIGNMENT,
BUT FOR SOME REASON, I NEVER GOT THE CALL.
I'M GONNA GO GET US A CAB. DON'T FORGET TO LOCK UP.
YES, YES, AND SMILE. IT'S 78 DEGREES IN CANCúN.
(telephone rings)
(beep)
(man) Todd, it's Chuck at the "Chicago Voice."
I can get you into that collapsed mine in Ohio,
(beep)
HMM. CANCúN. OHIO.
(beep)
OLé.
OH, MY GOD. DID YOU EVER FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL, WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED IS--
IS NOW WES IS SHOOTING MAGAZINE COVERS,
AND I'M RENTING YOUR COUCH.
(chuckles nervously)
BY THE WAY, THIS MONTH'S ON ME.
(chuckles) WHAT?
♪♪♪
AND ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS GOING TO MEXICO,
AND I COMPLETELY RUINED A GUY'S ENTIRE LIFE.
YOU MUST FEEL AWFUL. (gasps) HOW WAS CANCúN?
DENA, SWEETIE, I NEVER GET TO REMEMBER THE GOOD PARTS,
(cell phone rings)
AND TODD DOESN'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID?
NO. IF I DIDN'T TELL HIM I DROPPED HIS SUNGLASSES
CAN I TELL HIM?
NO. GOD, I JUST--I JUST WISH I COULD UNDO THIS, YOU KNOW?
GET HIM THAT JOB SOMEHOW...
WHICH I COULD IF WES WAS OUT OF THE WAY.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
HEY, I AM INSULTED. JUST BECAUSE I AM ITALIAN
DOES NOT MEAN I CAN GET RID OF SOMEBODY. I MEAN, I CAN.
I MEAN, I KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAPPENS TO BE ITALIAN.
NO, NO, SWEETIE, BECAUSE YOU'RE A LAWYER
SO YOU CAN SLASH HIS TIRES.
NO! NO MORE BAD. I-I'VE ALREADY MESSED UP SOMEONE'S WHOLE LIFE.
UH, MY NEIGHBOR JUST CALLED, AND SHE SAID THAT THERE IS
A "FOR SALE" SIGN IN MY FRONT YARD AND AN OPEN HOUSE GOING ON.
MY MOTHER DOES THAT. THAT'S WHO.
THANKS FOR SIGNING IN. HERE'S MY CARD.
MRS. NEWLY, WHAT'S GOING ON? HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?
ISN'T THAT THE GREAT THING ABOUT LIVING IN A SMALL TOWN?
I DO, YEAH. YOU CAN'T SELL MY HOUSE.
(lowers voice) NO, NO, I'M NOT--
I'M NOT--I'M NOT SELLING YOUR HOUSE. I'M JUST MAKING CONTACTS.
I'VE ALREADY MET FOUR POTENTIAL CLIENTS
AND A STRANGE MAN WHO SNIFFED YOUR BANISTER, AND THEN HE LEFT.
YOU LET IN MR. DARCY? THIS IS NOT OKAY.
HI.
OH.
OH! NO. NO. NO.
UNH-UNH. NO. NO.
SORRY. SEE YA. NUH-UNH!
UM, APPARENTLY THE--THE HOUSE
MIGHT NOT ACTUALLY BE AVAILABLE AFTER ALL.
OKAY, WE DON'T WANT A BIG NEGOTIATION.
WE'LL GIVE YOU $30,000 OVER THE ASKING PRICE.
I THINK YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY HERE.
(brakes squeal)
(engine turns off)
OH. THAT'S HIM. THAT'S WES GREENE.
OOH! OOH. OOH. HOT. MMM.
NOW I GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M GONNA SAY TO HIM.
I SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM.
WHAT PLAN?
OH, JEEZ. FORGET IT.
HEY, WES GREENE! WES GREENE. HI. HI. HI.
UM, HI. I'M SAMANTHA NEWLY.
I'M A FRIEND OF-- OF, UH, TODD DEEPLER'S.
OH, GOD. YEAH. HOW IS TODD?
HE'S GOOD. HE'S GOOD.
LOOK, YOU KNOW THAT PULITZER PRIZE YOU WON?
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIS.
OKAY. UM...
WELL, I'LL JUST GO GET IT THEN.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO.
YOU CAN--YOU CAN KEEP THE--THE THINGAMAJIGGER.
JUST...
LOOK, PLEASE DON'T GO ON THAT INTERVIEW TODAY.
AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
LOOK, TODD WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT COAL MINE ASSIGNMENT,
BUT I DIDN'T GIVE HIM THE MESSAGE, SO IN A WAY,
YOU MIGHT SAY I KINDA GOT YOU THAT PULITZER PRIZE.
SO BASICALLY, YOU OWE ME.
OH! (chuckles)
WHY--FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU FOR THE PULITZER PRIZE.
ALTHOUGH I DON'T RECALL YOU BEING IN THAT MINE SHAFT
CHOKING ON DUST AND DEATH FOR TWO DAYS A MILE UNDERGROUND
OR PLACING THE CAMERA
OR GETTING ENOUGH LIGHTS DOWN THERE TO SHOOT,
BUT NOT TOO MUCH LIGHT, SO THAT PEOPLE COULD FEEL
YEAH, OKAY, WE GET IT. YOU GOT A CAMERA.
SO DOES EVERYBODY ELSE. I HAVE ONE ON MY PHONE.
RIGHT, SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'LL JUST KEEP THE PRIZE
AND MY INTERVIEW APPOINTMENT, WHICH IS IN 20 MINUTES.
SO I GOTTA GET READY. SAY HI TO TODD, OKAY? OH.
(scoffs)
OW!
(mutters)
(keys jingle)
USE THIS.
YOU DON'T?
(sighs) NO, I CAN'T DO THIS. I CAN'T DO THIS.
YOU'VE DONE IT PLENTY. YOU JUST GO THROUGH THE SIDE,
NO. NO.
I WAS MAD A MINUTE AGO, BUT IT IS JUST--IT'S NOT RIGHT.
YEAH. NO, YOU SHOULD GO HOME,
WHERE BECAUSE OF YOU, TODD IS PROBABLY SITTING THERE JOBLESS,
JUST TEACHING HIMSELF THE BANJO.
(air hisses)
SEE? IT'S JUST LIKE RIDING A BIKE. RIGHT?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I GOT THE JOB THE GREAT WES GREENE WAS UP FOR.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
YOU'RE WELCOME... TO HAPPINESS.
GO FORTH. BE HAPPY.
WELCOME.
THANKS.
(starts engine)
I TOTALLY GOT HIM THAT JOB,
WHICH WE WILL FILE UNDER "ZIP IT," ALL RIGHT?
I JUST KNOW THERE GOES MY CHINESE STUDY BUDDY.
YOU! RIGHT THERE.
FRANK, DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
DON'T WORRY. (speaks Chinese)
THANK YOU.
WHAT THE HELL, ANYWAY?
ASK HER.
HEY! I KNOW YOU.
DUDE, HOW THE HECK DID YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVED?
I DROVE TODD HOME ONCE WHEN WE WORKED TOGETHER.
BUT TODAY I HAD TO TAKE THE BUS
BECAUSE SOMEONE SLASHED MY TIRE TO GET HER BOYFRIEND A JOB!
SHE'S ALL YOURS.
FRANK, COME ON. TIRES?
TIRES ARE REALLY HARD TO SLASH,
WHICH I WOULD NOT KNOW... ABOUT.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
I AM SO SORRY, BUT, YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE KINDA GETTING A LITTLE FLIP OUT-Y.
A LITTLE... FLIPPY OUT-Y.
A LITTLE--LITTLE FLIPPITY.
YOU'RE MAD, AND I UNDERSTAND THAT,
BUT YOU CAN GET ANY JOB YOU WANT,
AND TODD REALLY, REALLY NEEDED THAT JOB.
DID HE? DID HE NEED IT BECAUSE HIS WIFE DIVORCED HIM
AND HE HAS TO SHOW A JUDGE THAT HE'S LOCALLY EMPLOYED
OR HE'LL LOSE CUSTODY OF HIS KIDS?
I DON'T KNOW.
FINE. FINE. I HAVE RUINED YOUR LIFE, TOO.
I WILL FIX THIS. I PROMISE. I WILL TALK TO TODD,
NO. YOU GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY FAMILY,
AND I WILL RUN YOU DOWN IN THE STREET!
NEED A PRETTY COOPERATIVE BUS DRIVER FOR THAT. (chuckles)
NOT FUNNY.
GREAT. NOW TO HELP WES,
I JUST HAVE TO RUIN TODD'S CAREER AGAIN.
BY THE WAY, I'M HAPPY, AND I NEVER WANT YOUR HELP.
DENA, DENA, THIS IS A VERY GOOD OFFER.
I KNOW.
IT--IT'S $30,000 OVER THE ASKING PRICE.
I KNOW. THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
IN THIS MARKET? WITH PEOPLE ALL OVER THIS COUNTRY
UNABLE TO SELL THEIR HOMES, IT'S LIKE SPITTING IN THEIR FACES.
YOU KNOW, THIS WAS MY MOM'S HOUSE.
I'VE NEVER LIVED ANYWHERE ELSE. (chuckles)
OH.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR MOTHER IS RIGHT NOW?
SHE'S IN HERE.
I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY.
OKAY, NO, THE POINT IS...
SHE'S NOT HERE IN THIS HOUSE.
SHE'S IN HEAVEN.
(gasps) OH.
AND YOUR BOYFRIEND'S IN THE CITY,
AND SAMANTHA'S IN THE CITY,
AND...
THAT'S WHERE YOUR FUTURE IS, DENA.
DENA, I'M GIVING YOU THE FUTURE.
THANK YOU.
(laughs)
OH!
(door opens)
HEY.
HOW WAS, UM, AHEM, YOUR FIRST DAY?
GREAT. AMAZING. SAM, THIS JOB IS EVERYTHING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
REALLY?
EVEN BETTER THAN WORKING...
(singsongy) AT A CAMERA STORE?
A CAMERA STORE? NO, NO, THIS JOB IS GREAT.
MY ASSIGNMENT EDITOR
WALKED ME THROUGH THE STORIES I'M GONNA BE SHOOTING--
GANGS IN THE NORTH SIDE, SPRING TRAINING WITH THE CUBS,
MAYBE LONDON 2012. YEAH.
OH. MAYBE LONDON 2012?
I MEAN, WHAT, IF YOU-- IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT?
'CAUSE I'M SURE IF YOU-- YOU WANT TO WALK ON EGGSHELLS
FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.
I'M NOT STRESSED OUT.
CALM DOWN, MAN! BREATHE. CHILL.
LOOK, YOU--YOU BEAT OUT WES GREENE FOR THIS JOB.
YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER.
I-I BELIEVE IN YOU.
WAIT. WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU WERE SO HAPPY I GOT THIS JOB.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I'LL SAY IT.
LOOK, I-I'VE SEEN YOUR WORK, AND, UH,
IT'S NOT THAT GOOD.
(keys jingle)
WHAT?
YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP ME DOWN, DON'T YOU?
NO. NO, NO. THAT'S NOT IT.
WELL, THEN WHAT? W-WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO QUIT?
BECAUSE... BECAUSE I...
(sighs)
I JUST, UH, REALLY STARTED TO MISS YOU, YOU KNOW?
I JUST--IT'S REALLY QUIET AROUND HERE.
YEAH, EXACTLY. WHEN I WAS LAYING AROUND THE APARTMENT
LIKE A LUMP, YOU COULD HANDLE THAT.
YOU KNOW, I BET THIS IS WHY I NEVER GOT ANYWHERE
WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER. WELL, I'M GOING SOMEWHERE NOW.
I'M GOING OUT TO DINNER WITH MY EDITOR AND PUBLISHER.
DEAL WITH IT.
(clears throat)
SAM?
HUH? (pants)
YOU KNOW,
THAT MARTHA STEWART IS A WACKADOO,
BECAUSE THIS DOES NOT SHARPEN KNIVES.
NOPE. IT DOESN'T.
(mutters)
WELL, I TRIED REASONING WITH HIM FIRST,
AND I-I WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SLASH THE TIRE
IF ANDREA DIDN'T CARRY A KNIFE. YOU KNOW WHAT?
SO NOW I HAVE TO QUIT THE JOB.
OH, GOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UNDERSTANDING.
I MEAN, HIS LIFE IS IN SHAMBLES.
I MEAN BECAUSE I DON'T DESERVE IT.
NO, HE CAN HAVE IT. I'M DONE.
DONE? WITH PHOTOGRAPHY? NO. WHY?
BECAUSE ON THE OFF CHANCE YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS THERE
TO SLASH SOMEONE'S TIRE FOR ME,
IT'S OBVIOUS I'LL NEVER HAVE WES' CAREER.
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU WOULD HAVE IF IT WASN'T FOR ME.
HUH?
THANKS FOR DOING MY INSPECTION, MR. NEWLY.
OH, NOT A PROBLEM.
YOU KNOW, THOSE LICENSED GUYS ARE A RACKET.
CARNIES WITH A CLIPBOARD. NO, EVERYTHING IS FINE UNDER THERE,
BUT YOU GOT A LITTLE BLUISH STAIN IN THE SINK THERE.
OH, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S JUST WHERE
MY MOM MADE A BLUEBERRY PIE EVERY SINGLE SUNDAY.
WELL, THE NEW OWNERS CAN JUST BLEACH IT OUT, RIGHT?
WHAT? NO! EVERY TIME I GO TO RINSE OUT A GLASS,
IT MAKES ME THINK OF HER. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M JUST GONNA TAKE THAT--THAT SINK WITH ME.
WELL, THEY MIGHT NOTICE THAT EVENTUALLY.
OH, AND HERE, THIS DOORJAMB--
IT HAS ALL THE MARKS FROM WHERE MY MOM MEASURED MY HEIGHT
EVERY SINGLE BIRTHDAY, AND, OH, THIS ASTERISK BY MY 13th
IS 'CAUSE I WOULDN'T TAKE OFF MY DARTH VADER HELMET.
NO, I'M--I'M--I'M RIPPING THAT OUT, TOO. YEAH.
AHA.
AND THE FRONT DOOR?
TAKING IT. YEAH, THAT'S WHERE CHASE AND I HAD OUR FIRST KISS,
AND, OH, I'M GONNA NEED
THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE FIREPLACE
BECAUSE THAT'S THE FIRST PLACE, YOU KNOW, WE... NEVER MIND.
BUT I'M--I'M GONNA NEED THAT. YEAH.
OH, YEAH, SURE.
I MEAN--I MEAN, I SIGNED A CONTRACT, RIGHT?
EVERYBODY'S COUNTING ON ME. SO I GUESS...
HI. I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE NEW BUYERS.
THEY WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU WERE LEAVING... (laughing)
THAT YOU WERE LEAVING THE SNOOPY MAILBOX.
LIKE YOU WERE GONNA TAKE THAT WITH YOU.
(whispers) I WANT THAT.
REGINA, BAD NEWS.
THE SALE AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.
WHAT?
YEAH, I WAS JUST DOWN IN THE BASEMENT.
I-IT'S RIDDLED WITH MOLD.
MOLD? SO? YOU CAN HANG UP AN AIR FRESHENER.
WELL, NOBODY'S GONNA BUY A HOUSE WITH MOLD, REGINA,
AND NOW THAT YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO DISCLOSE IT.
WELL, THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP, MR. SCIENCE.
YOU'RE NOT A PROFESSIONAL,
AND YOU CANNOT SAY ANYTHING AGAINST YOUR WIFE IN COURT.
THAT'S THE LAW. DENA, DENA, I'M GONNA GET A BOTTLE OF WINE
AND SOME PAINKILLERS, AND BY TOMORROW,
W-W-WAIT. WAIT.
DON'T BLAME MR. NEWLY. IT'S ME.
I'M HAPPY HERE. I HAVE A GOOD LIFE, YOU KNOW?
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND A--AND A BEST FRIEND
AND--AND A FREE HOUSE WITH A YARD FOR MY DOGS.
PEOPLE WORK THEIR WHOLE LIVES TO HAVE WHAT I ALREADY HAVE.
I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE! (laughs nervously)
OKAY. WE GOT MOLD.
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A BASEMENT.
WELL, I'M NOT A PROFESSIONAL.
(chuckles) THANKS, MR. NEWLY.
DON'T MENTION IT.
OH, AND, UH, YOUR BEDROOM WIRING IS SHOT.
OH. (clicks tongue) GOTCHA.
NO, I MEAN IT.
FIX IT, OR ONE NIGHT YOU'LL WAKE UP ON FIRE.
A VACATION?
YOU SCREWED ME OUT OF A JOB FOR A VACATION?!
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. THAT'S ONE SCENARIO.
NOW JUST FLIP IT AROUND. I DID YOU A FAVOR.
OH, REALLY? HOW'S THAT?
SAY I DID GIVE YOU THAT MESSAGE, AND YOU HAD GOTTEN THAT JOB.
I MEAN, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A PULITZER PRIZE
AND ENDED UP JUST LIKE WES--
IN A FAILED MARRIAGE, NOT ALLOWED TO SEE OUR KIDS.
YES, YOU WOULD'VE. YOU'D BE GONE ALL THE TIME.
YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST I WENT TO THEIR SOCCER GAMES!
AND THE HOMEWORK-- IT'S SO HARD!
I DON'T KNOW!
(crying) I'M JUST SO ASHAMED. I'M...
I AM SO, SO SORRY THAT I RUINED YOUR LIFE.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU RUINED MY LIFE.
YEAH, IT WAS KIND OF RUINED... BY ME.
KINDA IS.
YOU DIDN'T SEE WES' CAR.
OKAY, STOP.
SAM, COME ON.
YOU KNOW, I-I KNOW THAT YOU THINK YOU PULL ALL THE STRINGS,
THAT'S VERY SWEET, TODD, BUT JUST NOT TRUE.
BELIEVE ME. I WOULD LOVE TO BLAME YOU
FOR EVERYTHING BAD THAT'S EVER HAPPENED,
AND--AND NOT GIVING ME THAT MESSAGE--YEAH, THAT WAS BAD.
YEAH, BUT SINCE THEN, I MIGHT'VE...
MADE A FEW WRONG MOVES ON MY OWN.
NO, YOU SAID I ALWAYS KEPT YOU DOWN.
WELL...
I WAS MAD.
THE TRUTH IS, I'VE NEVER BEEN A BIG SELF-STARTER.
WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER, YOU KIND OF KICKED MY *** INTO GEAR.
REALLY?
WHICH IS MAYBE WHY SINCE WE'VE BEEN APART, I'VE...
KIND OF SPUTTERED.
OH.
QUIT.
RECOMMEND WES.
WE'LL FIND YOU SOMETHING BETTER.
CAMERA STORE?
EVEN BETTER.
(beeping)
OKAY, SO LIKE I WAS SAYING, EXCEPT THE OPPOSITE,
IT IS A NICE THING TO HAVE PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE.
DUH.
YOU JUST HAVE TO REMEMBER
GIVE ME THAT.
AND THAT YOU CAN'T CONTROL THEM,
YEAH, HERE WE GO.
NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY REALLY NEED YOU TO TAKE THE WHEEL,
DON'T DO IT.
ALL YOU CAN DO IS GIVE THEM A NUDGE IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION
AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.
(mouths words)
THE GOOD NEWS IS,
YOU'LL HAVE MORE TIME TO FOCUS ON YOUR LIFE,
TO SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS, BIG AND SMALL...
LIKE HOW TO DO A CROSSWORD PUZZLE WHEN YOU HAVE AMNESIA.
"I BLANK LUCY."
WHO THE HELL IS LUCY?