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- PREVIOUSLY ON BLOOD, SWEAT & HEELS...
- WHAT'S NEXT? ANYTHING ELSE COMING UP?
- JUST THE BOOK TOUR.
I'M SO DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL.
- YOUR GPS SUCKS.
- WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET OUT?
GREG IS THE NICE ONE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
- THANK YOU.
- I DON'T KNOW IF MICA HAS AN ISSUE WITH ALCOHOL OR NOT.
- OH!
HEY, GIRLS!
- ARE YOU SOBER?
- NO, NO, NO-- - [bleep].
- OH, MY GOD!
THIS CRAZY *** DONE RAN UP IN BRIE'S HOUSE.
- MY FATHER PASSED AWAY AT 12:45 A.M.,
AND THEY THINK IT'S FUNNY.
- MICA, SHE WILL NOT BE COMING WITH ME TO THE POLO CLASSIC.
- MICA'S FUN WHEN MICA'S--
- SOBER. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY?
- MAYBE SHE SHOULD SPEAK TO SOMEBODY.
- YOU THINK THAT. WE DON'T THINK THAT.
- ♪ NEW YORK, WHAT UP ♪
♪ IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE HOME ♪
♪ I SAID NEW YORK, WHAT UP ♪
♪ IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE HOME ♪
♪ I SAID WHAT UP ♪
♪ B.K., WHAT UP ♪
♪ Q.U., WHAT UP ♪
♪ B.X., WHAT UP ♪
♪ HARLEM ♪
♪ FEELS SO GOOD TO BE HOME ♪
♪ I SAID NEW YORK, NEW YORK, NEW YORK ♪
[indistinct chatter]
- HAVEN'T YOU GUYS BEEN HERE BEFORE?
- NO. - ARE YOU A HAT GIRL, MELYSSA?
- SOMETIMES. EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
NOT REALLY.
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- WELCOME TO THE HAT SHOP.
ARE YOU GOING TO A SPECIAL EVENT?
- WE'RE GOING TO THE POLO CLASSIC.
- OKAY, THAT'S TOMORROW. - MM-HMM.
- CAN I TRY THAT ONE ON? THE BIG MAMA.
I WANT THE BIGGEST HAT TO THROW ALL THE SHADE.
- [laughs] - WHOO, HEY, Y'ALL!
NOW, SEE, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
- I NEED YOU TO GET THAT, DAISY. - I'LL JUST DO LIKE THIS--
OH, I'M SORRY! - I LOVE THAT.
- I HAVE TO SPIN. I HAVE TO SPIN.
- GOT TO GET OUT OF HER WAY. - THANK YOU, EVERYONE!
THE VEUVE CLICQUOT POLO CLASSIC,
IT'S A VERY STYLISH EVENT.
THERE'S DRESSES, AND THERE'S MEN IN GREAT SUITS.
HONESTLY, WHEN I SEE A GUY IN A SUIT, I'M LIKE, "HI, DADDY."
I WANT TO HAVE A GLASS OF LEMONADE, A MINT JULEP,
AND AN AFFAIR WITH THE POOL BOY IN THIS.
- YES, YES. - HELLO.
- THOSE ARE CUTE. - JUAN, COME ON IN HERE, JUAN.
- WATCH OUT. I'M COMING THROUGH.
[laughter]
I'M NOT REALLY UNDERSTANDING THE HAT THING.
I LIKE NICE THINGS,
BUT NICE THINGS DON'T EQUAL AFFLUENCE.
JUST MEANS YOU GOT TWO PENNIES TO RUB TOGETHER IN YOUR POCKET.
IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU'RE SPENDING IT
ON THE RIGHT [bleep].
- THAT'S A LITTLE TOO MUCH FOR ME.
- I LOVE IT, THOUGH. - IT'S PRETTY.
- SO, MICA, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- GIRL, DOING OKAY.
YOU KNOW, STILL HANDLING THE LAST BIT OF ARRANGEMENTS
FOR MY DAD.
- WHEN'S THE SERVICE?
- I'M HAVING HIM CREMATED, YEAH.
BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I'M FINE. - GOOD.
- I'VE HAD A LOT OF PEOPLE CALL ME A SUPERWOMAN,
AND, "HOW ARE YOU SO STRONG?"
BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE GOING THROUGH SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
YOU KIND OF REACH OUT TO YOUR FRIENDS.
MELYSSA AND DAISY, THEY'RE FAMILY.
SISTERHOOD IS WHEN I JUST LOVE YOU FOR YOU.
- DID YOU TELL HER WE HAD LUNCH WITH BRIE?
- I HAVEN'T TOLD HER YET. - OH.
- HUH?
- WE HAD LUNCH WITH BRIE YESTERDAY.
- OH, YOU DID? - YES, HONEY.
- SHE ACTUALLY INVITED US. - WHAT HAPPENED?
- THIS FELT LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF AN INTERVENTION.
- HER PURPOSE OF MEETING WAS SAYING,
"I THINK THAT SHE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM.
DO YOU GUYS THINK IT?"
WE WERE LIKE, "NO."
- NOW SHE'S CALLING NAMES ABOUT ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION?
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA GIVE THAT ANY KIND OF MERIT.
IT'S STUPID TO ME.
THEY'RE ONLY DOING THAT AS A WAY TO TRY TO CHOP ME DOWN
BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THEY CAN SAY ABOUT ME.
"WE'VE ONLY SEEN HER DRINK WINE, SO LET'S CHOOSE WINE.
LET'S SAY SHE'S AN ALCOHOLIC."
AND WAIT. HOW LONG HAVE I KNOWN BRIE?
IF I HAD A DRINKING PROBLEM, DON'T YOU THINK
I WOULD HAVE HEARD THAT PHRASE A LONG TIME AGO?
- WHY WOULD YOU WAIT UNTIL A BIG FALLOUT...
- RIGHT. - TO BRING--IT'S LIKE A STAB.
LIKE, IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS SICK,
DON'T WAIT UNTIL I'M ON MY DEATHBED TO SAY,
"OH, GIRL, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN SICK."
- SHE'S SIDED WITH, YOU KNOW-- - BUT WHY ARE THERE SIDES?
WHY CAN'T THERE JUST BE A HUMAN SIDE OF,
"I FEEL THAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH PAIN,
AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH PAIN ALONE."
- BRIE HAS JUMPED IN THE PACK, AND SHE'S BEEN INFLUENCED--
- SHE'S ON DANGEROUS TERRITORY. - SHE REALLY IS.
- YEAH.
- I DO THINK THAT BRIE CARES A LOT ABOUT MICA,
BUT BRIE'S OPINIONS OF MICA HAVE BEEN SWAYED
BY GROUPTHINK.
I FEEL LIKE THE BASIS OF WHAT GOES ON BETWEEN THE THREE OF US
IS JUST TOTAL AND COMPLETE ACCEPTANCE.
- I DON'T SIT AND JUDGE AND POINT FINGERS AND--
- EXACTLY, BUT YOU'VE GOT THREE JUDGMENTAL PERSONALITIES.
- RIGHT.
- IT'S LIKE THEY'RE THE PROUDS AND WE'RE THE--
- LOUDS. - LOUD!
- YOU'RE TOO LOUD! - ♪ THE PROUDS AND THE LOUDS ♪
- "SHH." THAT'S BRIE: "SHH." - ♪ THE PROUDS AND THE LOUDS ♪
OH, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET TOMORROW,
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE GOING.
- I'M DOING MICA. - I DON'T KNOW.
WE STILL GOT TO CONTINUE TO SHOP.
I REALLY AM LOOKING AT THE VINTAGE STORE ACROSS THE STREET.
- HEY. - HEY, GIRL.
- HOW ARE YOU? - OH, I'M SO GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD.
LOOK AT YOUR PRETTY BOOTS. I LIKE. I LIKE.
- THANK YOU.
- HARRIETTE COLE IS A BOSS WOMAN IN MEDIA.
SOLID CAREER, SOLID MARRIAGE, CUTE KID.
THOSE ARE GOOD FOOTSTEPS I CAN FOLLOW IN.
- HOW ARE YOU? DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'D LIKE?
- CHARDONNAY. - PROSECCO.
- PROSECCO? - THANK YOU.
SHE'S KIND OF LIKE MY FAIRY GODMOTHER.
WHENEVER I NEED HER, SHE WILL SPREAD HER FAIRY DUST,
PATCH MY LIFE UP,
AND THEN GO OFF TO, YOU KNOW, HER LITTLE KINGDOM.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
UH-OH. BREATHE.
- BREATHE--I'M LIKE, WE-- I NEED DRINKS OR SOMETHING.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN.
LIKE, LIFE IS CRAZY RIGHT NOW.
- CRAZY. - CRAZY.
- "CRAZY" IS NOT A GOOD WORD. WHY IS IT CRAZY?
- UH, CRAZY-- LET'S GIVE A BETTER WORD.
LET'S USE MY WORDS. OVERWHELMED.
VERY BUSY.
- I LIKE "VERY BUSY," BUT I DON'T LIKE "OVERWHELMED."
YOUR CUP RUNNETH OVER. - MY CUP RUNNETH OVER.
SO NOT OVERWHELMED, BUT MY CUP RUNNETH OVER.
- YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE, THOUGH?
DOESN'T IT FEEL A LITTLE BETTER WHEN YOU CALL IT LIKE THAT?
- I HAVE A CUP. - YOU HAVE A CUP.
- I HAVE A CUP. IT'S VERY FULL.
- FOR ME, WHAT I DO IS, I MAKE A LIST EVERY SINGLE DAY.
- OKAY.
- SO ON MY LIST, I INCLUDE:
DRINK WATER, EXERCISE, MEDITATE, CALL MY MAMA.
- OKAY.
- MAKE SURE I REMEMBER TO TALK TO MY HUSBAND.
- OKAY, SO YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT TO ADD GREG TO THE LIST.
- YOU--HE HAS TO BE AT--UP HIGH. - OKAY, I GOT TO WORK ON THAT.
I GOT TO WORK ON THAT. - YEAH, YEAH.
- RIGHT NOW, I'M WORKING ON THREE BOOK PROJECTS,
I HAVE A BLOG,
AND, LIKE, A WORK-LIFE BALANCE ISSUE.
SOMETIMES, LIKE, YOU ASK ME HOW I AM, AND I'LL JUST BE LIKE,
"I'M IN HELL, AND I FEEL LIKE I'M DYING."
GREG'S THING IS,
"YOU'RE IN THE ROOM, BUT YOU'RE NOT REALLY WITH ME."
- MY HUSBAND SAID,
"UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES
CAN YOUR BUSINESS BE IN OUR HOME."
WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED?
- IT'S A MILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION.
HONESTLY, I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE
AND CALL IT A LIFE.
- AND WHAT WOULD HE LIKE?
- HE WOULD LIKE A BIG WHITE WEDDING, A DESTINATION.
- THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE IS OKAY,
BUT IT'S NOT SPECIAL.
- IT'S NOT ABOUT, NECESSARILY, LIKE, THE SPECIAL.
IT'S JUST ABOUT, LIKE-- - IT IS FOR HIM.
- IT IS FOR HIM. - AND YOU'RE MARRYING HIM.
IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT YOU. - IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT ME.
NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT ME.
- HE HAS TO BE A PRIORITY, OR ELSE HE'S NOT GONNA LAST.
- IT'S SOMETHING I STRUGGLE WITH.
- WE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE PEOPLE WE LOVE THE MOST.
'CAUSE, "OH, WELL, THEY-- THEY LOVE US ANYWAY."
- "THEY'LL BE ALL RIGHT," YEAH.
UNTIL THEY BOUNCE, AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT HAPPENED?"
- LIKE, "WAIT A MINUTE," YOU KNOW?
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, LOOK AT YOUR LIST.
YOU GO, "OKAY, I'LL DO THESE FIVE THINGS.
THEN I'M GONNA GIVE HIM A CALL."
- OKAY.
- AND I THINK HE WILL APPRECIATE IT,
BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU'RE REMEMBERING HIM.
THEN YOU WILL HAVE IT ALL.
- YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE, BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.
BOTTOM LINE, YOU'RE RIGHT.
- HI. - YOU LOOK SUPER CUTE.
- I LOVE THAT WE'RE BOTH IN BLACK AND WHITE.
- HEY! - HI.
- OKAY, CAN YOU PUT THAT OVER THERE?
- YEAH.
THIS WILL BE MY THIRD YEAR GOING TO POLO CLASSIC.
IT'S IN NEW JERSEY, AND IT'S VERY CHIC.
WE ARE ON OUR WAY.
I USED TO GO TO THE POLO GAMES EVERY YEAR IN THE HAMPTONS,
BUT I DEFINITELY DO NOT CONSIDER MYSELF A SOCIALITE.
I'M JUST A WELL-RAISED CHILD WHOSE DAD COMES FROM OLD MONEY
AND HAS AFFORDED US A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL LIFE.
I AM SO THANKFUL FOR IT.
- I ALWAYS MAKE IT A POINT WHEN I COME
TO IDENTIFY THE BROWN GIRLS IN THE CROWD.
- YEAH, 'CAUSE THERE WEREN'T THAT MANY.
- 'CAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THAT MANY OF US.
- YEAH, WHEN GREG AND I GOT THERE LAST YEAR,
THERE WAS THIS REALLY SWEET WHITE WOMAN--
SHE'S, LIKE, SOMEBODY'S GRANDMA--
AND SHE CAME OVER; SHE SAID, "YOU GUYS WANT SOME BROWNIES?"
WE'RE LIKE, "WHY IS THIS LITTLE OLD LADY OFFERING US BROWNIES?"
AND SHE SAID, "THEY GOT SOME WEED IN 'EM."
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH!"
- IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN BECAUSE YOU WERE BLACK.
- I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T WANT TO ASSUME IT'S 'CAUSE WE WERE BLACK.
BUT I DON'T DO DRUGS.
- SO HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO ANY OF THE GIRLS?
- I ACTUALLY SAW MELYSSA AND DAISY.
YOU KNOW, MICA'S BEEN A LITTLE OUT OF HAND,
SO I THOUGHT, WHO BETTER THAN HER FRIENDS
TO ADDRESS THIS WITH HER?
- OH, SO THEY'RE GONNA TALK TO HER?
- NO, THEY DECIDED THAT EVERYTHING IS FINE, THAT--
- ARE YOU SERIOUS? - YEAH.
- YOU'RE SERIOUS? - I'M DEAD SERIOUS.
THEY WERE NOT AT ALL RECEPTIVE.
IT WAS A BIT OF AN ASSAULT ON ME.
- WE'VE BEEN TALKING TO HER, AND SHE KNOWS HOW WE FEEL.
- CAN I FINISH?
- BRIE.
- I'M SURPRISED DAISY AND MELYSSA SORT OF ATTACKED ME,
BECAUSE I WAS GENUINELY DOING IT FROM THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART.
MICA NEEDS REAL FRIENDS
TO HELP HER THROUGH WHATEVER SHE'S GOING THROUGH,
NOT TO BE AN ENABLER TO HER BAD BEHAVIOR.
WHEN WE GET TO THE POLO GROUNDS, YOU GUYS,
WHAT DO WE DO WHEN WE SEE THEM?
- I WON'T BE EMBARRASSED, OKAY? - ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IS ALERT MY CONTACT
THAT THERE'S TRASH ON THE GROUNDS.
AND I WILL INFORM SECURITY... - SOMEBODY MUST PICK IT UP!
- WE NEED THE SANITATION DEPARTMENT
TO JUST COME THROUGH HERE AND SWEEP THROUGH ALL THIS TRASH.
NOW TWIRL ON THAT.
- COMING UP...
- LET ME GET A PICTURE. OH. WHOO!
I'M NOT A SPORTS PERSON, SO I'M WATCHING FOR THE MEN.
THEY WERE JUST COMING TOWARDS ME.
IT WAS ***.
- OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
MY FASTENER'S GONNA COME OFF.
I WILL BE ON FASHION POLICE PATROL, JUST SO WE KNOW.
I LIKE WHAT THIS BROTHER IS DOING.
AMEN TO THAT.
- LOOKING A LITTLE CLOWNISH, BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT.
- HEY, BOO, YOU BE NICE.
I'M NOT A SPORTS PERSON, SO I'M WATCHING FOR THE MEN.
- BABE! - OH, HEY.
- HEY! HOW ARE YOU?
- I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.
EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER IS HERE.
- I LOVE IT THAT WE HAVE OUR OWN LITTLE BLANKIE.
- I KNOW. I LOVE IT.
- THE LOUDS ARE HERE, BABY! THIS IS MY KIND OF PARTY.
GRASS AND CHAMPAGNE.
- WHERE ARE WE GONNA SIT? THE GRASS IS ALL TAKEN UP.
- I THOUGHT WE WERE EARLY.
- HOW ARE WE GETTING THROUGH THIS?
- DAISY CAN PART THE WAY WITH HER PARASOL.
- OH, HERE. - SORRY.
EXCUSE US. THANK YOU. SORRY.
SORRY.
- ***.
- WE SEE DEMETRIA, BRIE, AND GENEVA,
BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE AROUND THEM,
SO I'M LIKE, "OH,
I'M ASSUMING THEY DON'T WANT US TO SIT BY THEM,"
SO WE JUST FOUND ANOTHER SPACE.
SORRY.
- WE GOT SOME GOOD REAL ESTATE, THOUGH.
- WE DO.
- THIS IS ROSE. - OH, THIS IS ROSE.
- OKAY, THIS IS ROSE. THAT ONE'S REGULAR.
- I'M HAPPY NOW. I'M HAPPY NOW.
I'M HAPPY NOW. HAPPY NOW, WHOO!
THAT'S MY "I'M ABOUT TO HAVE CHAMPAGNE" DANCE.
- CAN WE JUST CHEERS? - CHEERS!
- CHEERS TO THE POLO CLASSIC!
WELL, WHEN DO WE-- WHEN DOES IT START?
WHEN DO THE HORSES START?
- HERE THEY COME.
- THERE ARE HORSIES. THE HORSIES ARE HERE.
I SHOULD NOT BE THIS EXCITED ABOUT HORSES.
- NO, THEY'RE COMING AROUND.
[cheers and applause]
- WAIT.
OKAY, DOES THAT MEAN THE GAME'S ABOUT TO START?
ARE WE REALLY GONNA WATCH IT?
I THOUGHT EVERYONE JUST CAME
TO DRINK CHAMPAGNE AT VEUVE CLICQOT.
- LOOK AT HIM. LET ME GET A PICTURE.
NACHO!
NACHO FIGUERAS, HE'S ONE OF THE POLO PLAYERS.
I LOVE HIM.
THANK YOU. THE MAN IS SEXY.
- YOU KNOW HE'S, LIKE, FIVE FEET TALL, RIGHT?
- I DON'T CARE.
I JUST WANT HIM TO BE ON THE HORSE.
- YOU CAN'T DATE A MAN ON A HORSE.
- YES, I CAN.
WE CAN RIDE OFF IN THE SUNSET TOGETHER.
- OH, JESUS.
- WHOO! OH, LOOK AT NACHO!
- LOOK AT HER!
- GENEVA'S A NUTCASE.
- THEY WERE JUST COMING TOWARDS ME.
IT WAS ***.
WHOO, HONEY.
IT GETS ME HOT AND HEAVY EVERY TIME I GO TO POLO.
OH, JUST THE GALLOPING ON THE HORSES.
IT COULD BE THAT I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN A REALLY LONG TIME.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO REMEDY THAT?
- VIBRATOR, YEAH.
- OKAY.
- JUST LIKE BLACK FOLKS TO GO TO THE OCCASION
AND NOT WATCH THE-- [laughs]
BRIE HASN'T COME OVER TO SAY HI,
SO I JUST WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON.
- I BET YOU BRIE IS NOT COMING OVER HERE.
- I MEAN, BRIE IS OUR FRIEND.
SHE'S NOT SOMEBODY THAT WE'RE JUST GONNA THROW AWAY LIKE THAT.
- SHE THREW ME AWAY.
- I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND YOUR POSITION,
BUT ME, AS THE NEUTRAL GIRL,
I'M TAKING YOUR HAND AND I'M TAKING HER HAND
AND I'M SAYING, "WHAT'S GOING ON?"
- DAISY'S CALLING ME. - FOR WHAT?
- IGNORE THE CALL. IGNORE THE CALL.
- I'M NOT.
HELLO.
- HI. WHAT'S GOING ON?
- HELLO?
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
WAIT. WHAT?
- I WANTED TO SAY HI.
YOU WANT TO MEET ME BY THE CHAMPAGNE?
[line breaking up]
- IT'S BREAKING UP. DARN.
BRIE? - HELLO--
- WHAT DID SHE SAY?
- I COULDN'T HEAR HER. THE PHONE CUT OUT.
- DOES SHE NOT KNOW THERE'S A MATCH GOING ON?
- IT HUNG UP. - CALLER, ARE YOU THERE?
ARE YOU THERE, CALLER?
[cheers and applause]
- WHAT--WHAT'S GOING ON NOW, MICA?
- STOMPING OF THE DIVOTS!
- I'M GOING TO DO IT. - BABE, PEOPLE ARE GOING OUT.
CAN YOU BUCKLE MY SHOES ON FOR ME?
I CAN'T BEND OVER WITHOUT PUTTING MY TUSHY IN THE AIR.
FLIP IT AROUND. FLIP IT AROUND.
- I LOVE GREG.
I THINK THAT HE'S GOOD FOR DEMETRIA.
I THINK HE GROUNDS HER.
- HEY.
- I'M DEFINITELY LOOKING FOR A MAN THAT CAN GIVE ME THAT.
- LET'S GO STOMP. - STOMP, STOMP, STOMP.
- WAIT. WHAT IS DIVOTS? IS IT CRAP?
- IT'S WHEN IT KICKS UP THE GRASS
IN, LIKE, A BIG, LIKE, LITTLE MOUND,
AND YOU JUST, LIKE, PUSH IT BACK DOWN.
- ♪ STOMP ON THE DEVIL'S HEAD ♪
- YEAH. - YOU EVER HEARD THAT SONG?
- THEY'RE ALL DONE. THERE'S NO MORE.
- OH, THERE'S ONE RIGHT THERE. I CAN SEE IT.
THIS RIGHT HERE. IT'S, LIKE, STICKING UP.
- NO. - ISN'T THAT A DIVOT?
- NO, THAT WAS GRASS, HONEY.
- WHAT'S A DIVOT? - POO.
I THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, MASHING THE POO IN.
LIKE, I HAD NO IDEA. ISN'T THAT WHAT IT'S ABOUT?
- STOMPING THE DIVOTS, IN BRIE'S TERMS:
WHEN THE HORSES ARE RUNNING THROUGH THE GRASS,
THEY--THEIR HOOVES DIG UP THE SOIL,
SO YOU GO OUT TO STOMP THE DIVOTS,
LAY THEM BACK FLAT ON THE GROUND,
SO NOW WHEN THEY PLAY AND THEY'RE HITTING THE BALLS,
IT HAS A SMOOTH SURFACE TO ROLL OVER.
I MAY HAVE JUST MADE THAT UP,
BUT WHEN I GO STOMP THE DIVOTS, THAT'S WHAT I DO.
- OH, THERE'S BRIE. I SEE BRIE!
BRIE!
I KNEW I WOULD SEE YOU. OH, YOU LOOK SO CUTE.
- DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER?
COME ON.
HI, HONEY. - HI.
- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- HEY, LADIES. HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. MWAH.
- HEY, DEMETRIA.
- HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD.
- I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN FLATS BEFORE, I SWEAR.
- I KNOW!
- I HAVEN'T SEEN DEMETRIA SINCE MICA'S DINNER PARTY GONE WRONG.
- DAISY, CAN WE GET THROUGH THE APPETIZER FIRST, SWEETHEART?
- OH, IS IT UNCOMFORTABLE FOR YOU?
- NO, IT'S JUST [bleep] ANNOYING, THAT'S ALL.
- WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY COMMUNICATION.
AND, MIND YOU, THIS IS SOMEONE
THAT I'M USED TO SEEING ALL THE TIME
TO, LIKE, CRICKETS.
YOUR HAIR IS SO--I LOVE IT.
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
DAISY CAN GO FROM DITZY TO ABRASIVE.
AND YOU CALL HER ON IT, AND SHE GIVES YOU BIG DEER EYES.
SO IS IT THAT YOU'RE MANIPULATIVE
AND NOW YOU'RE PLAYING DUMB,
OR, LIKE, ARE YOU JUST DUMB?
- I HAD ON LOUBOUTINS.
- OH, NO--NO, I CAME OUT OF MY HEELS TOO.
- YOU DID. - I WAS, LIKE, "I CAN'T."
- DEMETRIA AND BRIE CHOOSE TO IGNORE ME.
FEELS LIKE THE SAME KIND OF BULLYING FROM JUNIOR HIGH.
PEOPLE JUST DIDN'T LIKE ME BECAUSE OF MY PERSONALITY,
HOW I LOOKED.
I'VE NEVER REALLY FELT LIKE I'VE BELONGED.
- CUTE HAT.
- I KNOW.
IT'S LIKE, GIRL, YOU DIDN'T SEE MY HAT.
- HI, MICA, HOW ARE YOU? YOU LOOK LOVELY.
- HAVING A FABULOUS TIME.
- YEAH. - ABSOLUTELY.
- EVERYBODY.
- FABULOUS AND HOPEFULLY DRAMA-FREE.
- ALWAYS DRAMA-FREE FOR ME.
MY LIFE. ALWAYS.
- OH, OKAY.
MICA DOESN'T APPEAR TO BE DRUNK OR INTOXICATED AT ALL.
SHE SEEMS TO BE IN A VERY SOBER MOMENT,
AND I'M HAPPY TO SEE IT.
- I'LL BE BACK. I'LL BE BACK.
- OKAY, OKAY.
- I WAS THANKFUL THAT SHE SAID I LOOK NICE, WHATEVER,
AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU LOOK NICE," AND--WHERE'S MY BLANKET?
- I DO WANT TO, LIKE, FURTHER THE CONVERSATION.
I KNOW WE'RE--YOU GUYS ARE THERE AND WE'RE HERE.
THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED WITH US.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- LIKE, ME FEELING, LIKE, ATTACKED
OR, LIKE, ME FEELING LIKE YOU GUYS, LIKE, BOMBARDING ME.
- DID YOU FEEL ATTACKED? - I DID.
- I AND MELYSSA ATTACKED HER AT LUNCH?
I'M LIKE, DID I MISS SOMETHING?
LIKE, WE COMPLETELY DID NOT ATTACK YOU.
WE WERE HAVING A CONVERSATION.
WE DIDN'T ALWAYS AGREE WITH YOU.
SO THAT WAS A BIT, "I'M A VICTIM."
GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT SHE FEELS LIKE MICA DID TO HER.
I'M SORRY THAT YOU FELT BOMBARDED.
IT WAS LIKE, THE WHOLE MICA THING,
WHAT I WANT, FOR YOU AND MICA TO TALK.
- WE JUST NEED TIME.
- I'M HUNGOVER, GIRL.
- HAVE YOU TALKED TO YOUR GIRL ABOUT THAT?
- WHO? - MICA.
- I'M ASKING.
- I MEAN, IN ALL HONESTY, THE WAY I SEE IT IS,
IF SHE'S AN ALCOHOLIC, THEN SO AM I.
AND THEN WE SHOULD BOTH SEE--
WE SHOULD BOTH GO TO A 12-STEP PROGRAM TOGETHER.
- THE DIFFERENCE IS,
I'VE BEEN OUT WITH YOU AND I'VE DRANK WITH YOU,
AND YOU AIN'T EVER HAD A VIOLENT EPISODE
AND, LIKE, FREAKED THE [bleep] OUT.
LIKE, WHAT SHE DID AT BRIE'S HOUSE WAS EXTRA.
LIKE, IT WAS LIKE NIGHTMARE IN SAG HARBOR.
THE [bleep] WAS CRAZY.
- MAYBE I'M OVERLY SYMPATHETIC BECAUSE I--
MY FATHER PASSED AWAY, SO I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO LOSE A PARENT AND I KNOW JUST HOW--
- THEN SHE SHOULD'VE STAYED HOME.
- BUT--NO, NO, NO, NO, BUT THAT'S JUST THE THING.
YOU'RE REALLY KIND OF WILD AND CRAZY
WHEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPENS.
- GO ENJOY THE GAME. WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT. - IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU, BABE.
- I THINK THE PROUDS ARE HOLDING ON TO THEIR DEFENSE SO TIGHTLY
BECAUSE IF IT'S ACKNOWLEDGED
THAT THEY DID NOT IMMEDIATELY APOLOGIZE
UPON FINDING OUT THAT HER FATHER HAS DIED
THAT THEY WOULD BE PERCEIVED AS THE MONSTERS.
- I FEEL SO TERRIBLE FOR HER FOR WHAT SHE'S GOING THROUGH.
- OKAY, LET ME ASK YOU THIS:
WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO CHAT?
IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE FOR RECONCILIATION.
- IF IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US WITH A GLASS OF WATER, THEN YES.
- ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. I'M THIRSTY.
I GOT TO PUT SOME MORE LIPSTICK ON.
BUT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNEW, BUT YOUR NEIGHBORS--
- YUP. - OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT BY MICA.
- I KNOW THAT MICA'S RIGHT BEHIND ME.
- I'M HERE.
NO NEED TO TALK ABOUT ME WHEN I'M RIGHT OVER HERE.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
LET'S--LET'S HORSE IT OUT.
[whinnies]
SHH, BE QUIET.
- ALL RIGHT. - SO--BUT IT'LL HAPPEN.
IT'S JUST NOT GONNA BE HERE.
LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU.
- I NEED TO GO HOME. I'M HUNGOVER.
- COMING UP...
- I KNOW THAT YOU'RE GUNG HO ABOUT THIS WEDDING.
WHAT IF WE JUST GET MARRIED IN THE MEANTIME?
- YOU READY?
- CHEERS, HONEY. - CHEERS TO NEW YORK.
- YOU LOOK GOOD. GO AHEAD, GIRL.
- I'M TRYING, GIRL. I'M TRYING.
- THAT IS WHAT--SOMETHING I WOULD TOTALLY CHOOSE.
- ANYTIME YOU WANT TO BORROW IT, IT'S YOURS TO BORROW.
- I CAN'T FILL THAT UP. I MEAN--
- OH, GIRL. UNDERWIRE.
I DO THIS, I CAN'T--I CAN'T EVEN SEE MY BELLY BUTTON.
- AIN'T THAT MUCH UNDERWIRE IN THE WORLD.
YEAH, GIRL, I HAD THIS IMPLANT SURGERY,
AND I WAS LIKE, "Y'ALL DONE MADE ME TOO BIG.
I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO BACK."
LOOK WHO'S HERE!
- HEY!
- HEY, DAISY LEW. - YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT.
HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- I AM--I'M OKAY.
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- JUST SO MUCH GOING ON.
- I GOT YOUR INVITE. - YOU GOT YOUR INVITATION?
- YES.
- SO THE DINNER PARTY TO KICK OFF THE BOOK TOUR.
WE FINALLY BOOKED THE RIGHT LOCATION.
IT FIT WITHIN THE BUDGET AND EVERYTHING,
AND NOW THE GUY JUST SENDS ME AN EMAIL
SAYING THAT THEY HAVE TO CHARGE
$25 PER BOTTLE CORKAGE FEE.
- NAH, SON. THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY: "NAH, SON."
- I KNOW. I SHOULD SAY, "NAH, SON."
I'M A LITTLE STRESSED OUT.
MY PUBLISHER AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA
TO HAVE THIS DINNER PARTY
TO CELEBRATE THE DIGITAL RELAUNCH OF MY BOOK,
NEVER PAY RETAIL AGAIN,
BUT IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE A PRETTY EVENT COME TOGETHER.
THERE ARE VENDORS INVOLVED, PEOPLE TO HIRE, PEOPLE TO FIRE.
SO I WANT TO GET A TAN, BUT I ALSO NEED TO, YOU KNOW,
MANAGE THE BUSINESS.
SO HOW ARE YOU GUYS?
DON'T LET ME RAIN ON YOUR PARADE.
THIS IS JUST A DAY IN THE LIFE.
DID YOU GUYS GET A TAN THIS WEEKEND AT THE POLO CLASSIC?
- I DID. GIRL, I HAD A GOOD TIME.
- YOU DID?
MICA. - YES.
- WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO MEET WITH BRIE,
NOBODY ELSE--
- SURE, I WOULD.
I FEEL LIKE I AM OWED AN APOLOGY.
- OKAY, OKAY, AND THAT'S FINE.
WHEN WE WERE TALKING, SHE TOLD ME
THAT SHE WAS WILLING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU
BUT ABSOLUTELY NOT THERE AT THE POLO CLASSIC.
- I'M OPEN TO BRIE AND I HAVING A DISCUSSION
'CAUSE I WANT TO HEAR WHAT THE HECK--
WHAT'S GOING THROUGH HER HEAD.
BRIE CHOSE TO FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH THESE OTHER TWO WOMEN
AND NOT WITH A WOMAN THAT SHE'S KNOWN A LONG TIME,
SOMEONE WHO SHE'S BEEN OUT WITH ON MANY OCCASIONS,
TEXTED, PHONED, PARTIED WITH.
I DON'T GET IT.
I'M ACTUALLY GONNA CALL BRIE RIGHT NOW.
- GO AHEAD. I WANT TO HEAR IF SHE ANSWERS.
[line ringing]
- HEY, IT'S BRIE. I CAN'T GET TO MY PHONE--
- THAT'S ANTICLIMACTIC.
beep!
- HEY, BRIE, IT'S MICA.
JUST REACHING OUT TO YOU TO ACTUALLY HAVE A CONVERSATION,
WHICH WE HAVEN'T HAD IN A WHILE.
ALL RIGHT, BYE.
- THAT WAS GOOD. THAT WAS GOOD. IT WAS GREAT.
- HEY, HONEY BUNNY. HOW WAS WORK?
- IT WAS ALL RIGHT. CAN'T COMPLAIN.
- CAN I HAVE A KISS?
MWAH. THANK YOU.
TAKE YOUR JACKET OFF. GET COMFORTABLE.
ACT LIKE YOU AT HOME. YOU AIN'T VISITIN'.
OH, I SCHEDULED A PHOTO SHOOT FOR THE NEXT BOOK COVER,
DON'T WASTE YOUR PRETTY.
I'M GONNA DO IT-- I THINK PINK AND WHITE
INSTEAD OF GOLD AND PINK.
'CAUSE IT'S ANOTHER DATING AND RELATIONSHIPS BOOK,
SO I FEEL LIKE IT SHOULD LOOK-- IT SHOULD BE IN THTHSAME FAMILY,
ESPECIALLY SINCE, LIKE, MY HAIR AND, LIKE, WEIGHT
HAVE CHANGED SO MUCH SINCE THEN.
REALLY?
- AIN'T NOBODY MAD.
- I'M A WORKAHOLIC.
THAT'S THE BIGGEST THING THAT, LIKE, GREG COMPLAINS ABOUT.
THE WHOLE TASMANIAN THING, HE'S LIKE, "OH, HERE YOU GO AGAIN."
YOU SEE WHAT I'M LOOKING AT? - WHAT'S THAT FOR?
- I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS PLACE,
'CAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU'RE GUNG HO
ABOUT THIS WEDDING BEING IN JOHANNESBURG.
- MM-HMM. - IT'S, LIKE, VERY VINTAGE-Y.
BUT IT'S LIKE, THE WHOLE PROPERTY IS PINK.
BUT THAT'S NOT, LIKE, THE IMPORTANT PART.
- SO WHY WOULD I WANT TO STAY IN A PINK CASTLE?
- BECAUSE IT'S A WEDDING.
- IT CAN'T BE, LIKE, YELLOW OR NEUTRAL COLORS?
- LOOK, THIS IS THE PINKNESS. IT'S NOT, LIKE, CRAZY PINK.
LOOK AT THAT.
- THAT ACTUALLY WOULD BE KIND OF SEXY.
- IT'S KIND OF HOT.
GREG--GREG IS WEIRD.
SO GREG IS AMERICAN.
BOTH HIS PARENTS ARE JAMAICAN.
BUT HE WANTS TO GET MARRIED IN JOHANNESBURG.
HUH? [sighs]
I'M TRYING TO MAKE A GOODWILL GESTURE.
IT'S JUST A LONG, LONG WAY FROM HOME.
WHILE WE'RE PLANNING THIS WHOLE, LIKE, JOHANNESBURG EXCURSION...
- MM-HMM.
- WHAT IF WE JUST GET MARRIED IN THE MEANTIME?
AND THEN, LIKE, WE GET THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE,
AND THEN THE CEREMONY IS JUST, LIKE, TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT.
- NO, BEING MARRIED IN THE EYE OF GOD MATTERS.
YEAH, WE CAN'T JUST DO IT. OUR PARENTS HAVE TO BE THERE.
- OKAY, SO WE'LL TELL OUR PARENTS.
- WHAT I'M SAYING IS, WE GOT TO GIVE THEM ADVANCE NOTICE
TO COME INTO TOWN.
WE CAN'T JUST SAY WE'RE GONNA DO IT TOMORROW.
- OKAY, SO WE'LL GIVE THEM ADVANCE NOTICE.
- YOU READY? - DUH.
- ARE YOU READY, READY?
- DUH.
I ALWAYS KNEW I WANTED TO HAVE THE FABULOUS CAREER.
I WANTED TO BE A WRITER AND AN AUTHOR.
BUT THEN I MET GREG.
I STILL WANT THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING IN IT.
I JUST WANT GREG BY MY SIDE WHILE I DO IT.
- DO I GET, LIKE, A DOWRY ALSO? - WHY WOULD YOU GET A DOWRY?
- I DON'T KNOW. SHOULDN'T I BE GETTING ONE?
- SHOULDN'T YOU BE PAYING ONE FOR ME?
- SHOULD BE COMPENSATED FOR THIS.
- NO, I'M AN INVESTMENT TO THE FAMILY.
- INVESTMENTS APPRECIATE AND THEY GIVE YOU MONEY.
YOU'RE GONNA COST ME MORE MONEY. I MEAN, NOT THAT I MIND, BUT--
- AM I NOT WORTH IT? - DEFINITELY, BY ALL MEANS.
- PLEASE STOP BEATING ME, SIR. - NO, NO, I'M NOT BEATING YOU.
THERE WAS SOMETHING ON YOUR LEG.
- WHATEVER.
- WE SHOULD PRAY.
- SHOULD WE PRAY AT THIS RED LIGHT RIGHT HERE?
- YES, I'M A LITTLE STRESSED. - LET'S JUST PRAY.
- THANK YOU, FATHER GOD.
THANK YOU FIRST AND FOREMOST FOR OUR LIVES.
WE ARE ASKING THAT YOU PLEASE BLESS THIS EVENT.
MAY THERE BE NO DRAMA, JESUS.
- NO DRAMA. - NO DRAMA.
HASHTAG THAT, AND WE PRAY, AMEN.
- AMEN. THAT WAS WONDERFUL.
- I'VE BEEN WORKING REALLY HARD TO PULL THIS DINNER TOGETHER.
FORTUNATELY, MY PARENTS ALWAYS TOLD ME
PRAY TO GOD AND FIND THE ANSWER,
SO I KNOW NO MATTER WHAT, GOD'S GOT YOUR BACK.
[line rings]
- HI, DADDY. HOW ARE YOU?
- WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO THE RESTAURANT NOW.
- HOPEFULLY. I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU--ARE YOU BRINGING HIM?
DRUMROLL, PLEASE.
MY DADDY'S COMING TONIGHT,
WHICH IS BIG NEWS FOR ME.
MY FATHER LIVES ALL THE WAY IN CALIFORNIA.
HE'S AN ATTORNEY.
SO THIS IS TOTALLY NOT HIS SCENE AT ALL.
- WE'RE NOT HAVING WHEATGRASS. IT'S ASIAN FUSION.
- NO, DADDY! IT'S GONNA BE GOOD!
- IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. - DON'T EAT!
THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF FOOD.
- OKAY. I LOVE YOU. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
- BYE.
OKAY, THIS CLEARLY IS A DISASTER.
THE CARS ARE JUST STANDING STILL AS IF BEYONCE'S WALKING BY.
LET'S MOVE, PARTY PEOPLE. LET'S MOVE.
- WE CAN'T PARK THE CAR UNTIL WE UNLOAD.
- IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE THAT MUCH STUFF, THOUGH.
- THIS ROLLING RACK, THOUGH--
THAT ROLLING RACK IS NOT EASY TO CARRY
WHEN IT'S NOT ASSEMBLED.
- I AM USUALLY LATE, BUT IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT GOING ON.
- OH, GOD. THIS IS A DISASTER, DAISY.
- COME ON.
THE RAIN'S GONNA MESS UP OUR HAIR.
I WANTED PEOPLE TO HAVE A PLACE TO HANG THEIR COATS
'CAUSE IT WAS RAINING.
AND WHO WANTS TO PUT THEIR COATS ON THE SEAT?
THAT'S SO, LIKE, CLUBBY, YOU KNOW.
HI, BEVERLY! OH, MY GOSH.
- GUYS, I'M SO SORRY.
- NOTHING'S DONE. - NOTHING'S DONE?
- IT'S 6:48. - HE TOLD ME IT WAS ALMOST DONE.
- IT IS? OKAY. - THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
- PRETTY MUCH WE'RE DONE. - OKAY.
THESE ARE NOT WINE GLASSES, RIGHT?
- OKAY, TAKE ALL THE WATER GLASSES OFF,
AND ONLY IF THEY REQUEST WATER,
'CAUSE WE NEED THAT SPACE FOR THE WINE.
- OKAY.
- I HAVE BEVIN DOING THE CANDLES AND THE FLOWERS,
AND I HAVE BEVERLY DOING THE EVENT PLANNING.
THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF PIECES TO PUT TOGETHER.
SO MELYSSA NEXT TO ME.
MICA NEXT TO ME.
EVERYONE IN THE WORLD OF WRITING,
IN THE WORLD OF BLOGGING WILL BE THERE.
AND IT'S THE FIRST TIME THAT THEY'RE ALL SEEING
THE COVER WITH ME ON IT.
EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT.
I NEED TO CHANGE MY CLOTHES. WHERE'S MY DRESS?
RIGHT--I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY, BEVIN?
- I'D ACTUALLY LIKE TO START OFF WITH A GLASS OF WINE.
SAUVIGNON BLANC. - SAUVIGNON BLANC?
- YES, THANKS.
HEY, MOM. HEY.
[laughs]
I KNOW. IT TAKES A LONG TIME.
OH.
MOM, LET ME CALL YOU RIGHT BACK.
HI THERE.
HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M WONDERFUL.
I'M LOOKING FOR AN APOLOGY.
I WANT TO HEAR FROM HER, "BRIE, LOOK,
"I'M SORRY FOR UPSETTING YOUR FAMILY
OR UPSETTING YOU OR FOR MY BEHAVIOR."
- SO HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
- I'VE BEEN GREAT. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
- I'VE BEEN--I'VE BEEN OKAY. CAN'T SAY GREAT.
- SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAD.
- THANK YOU. APPRECIATE THAT.
- I TOLD YOU THAT THE DAY THAT YOU WERE IN THE HAMPTONS.
- HI.
- CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK?
- NO, IT'S--NO. I'M GOOD. NO, THANK YOU.
I DON'T REALLY HAVE A WHOLE LOT TO SAY,
SO I'LL LET YOU GO AHEAD.
- SHE WALKS IN WITH AN ATTITUDE
THIS .
OKAY, WELL,
I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE TOTALLY OUT OF CHARACTER.
AND TO YOU, YOU WERE JUSTIFIED.
OKAY, I, YOU KNOW, KICKED THE DOOR DOWN
AT YOUR DADDY'S PLACE,
BUT YOU DIDN'T TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION
THE FACT OF WHAT WAS GOING ON IN MY LIFE.
- YOU DIDN'T ANNOUNCE ANYTHING TO US WHEN YOU GOT THERE, SO--
- WELL, ACTUALLY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DID NOT WANT TO CARRY WHAT I WAS DEALING WITH.
I WENT THERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH YOU GUYS.
OKAY, I DID NOT GO THERE TO SIT DOWN
AND FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY'S LIKE...
- I'M NOT GONNA DEAL WITH, LIKE, ANYTHING CRAZY.
- I WALK INTO YOUR BACKYARD, AND I'M LIKE, "HI, GIRLS."
AND YOU'RE LIKE, "SHH."
- WE HAVE HOUSEGUESTS. THAT'S CALLED RESPECT.
- IS THERE ANYTHING THAT I CAN GET FOR YOU?
- IT IS ALSO--EXCUSE ME. IT IS ALSO CALLED SAYING HELLO.
- I'LL BE BACK IN JUST A COUPLE MINUTES.
- THANK YOU. I'M SORRY.
- DISRUPTING THE HOUSEGUESTS BY SAYING HI TO YOU GIRLS.
- BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. YOU ANNOUNCED EVERYTHING.
- REGARDLESS, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, BRIE,
YOU CAN BE HARD AS NAILS IF YOU WANT.
- I'M NOT BEING HARD, MICA. I'M BEING REAL.
- I HONESTLY WAS TRYING TO SEE WHERE THIS CAME FROM.
- YOU KNOW-- - NO, I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW THIS BRIE, ACTUALLY.
I DON'T KNOW THIS PERSON RIGHT NOW.
- THERE'S RESPECT AND THERE'S BEING AN ACTUAL--
- IF MY FATHER IS PASSING OR MY FATHER IS ILL--
- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
- THERE'S RESPECT AND THERE'S BEING AN ACTUAL--
- THERE'S ALSO THE FACT THAT IF MY FATHER IS PASSING
OR MY FATHER IS ILL--
- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
IF YOU BROKE [bleep] AT MY PARENTS' HOUSE,
I WOULDN'T BE LIKE, "OH, BUT, MOM AND DAD"--
- OKAY, SO YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE ARE MORE IMPORTANT
THAN THE DEATH OF A PERSON.
- I WOULD NOT HOLD YOU HARMLESS FOR THAT.
- I'M SO SORRY FOR DISRESPECTING YOUR DADDY'S HOUSE.
- I'LL PASS THE MESSAGE. - YOU STILL DON'T GET IT.
- NO, NO. - YOU DON'T GET IT.
- NO, WHEN YOU-- - YOU DON'T GET IT.
WOW, ARE YOU PRINCESS BRIE,
THAT YOU JUST LIVE IN A CASTLE
AND YOU'VE NEVER BEEN EXPOSED TO ANYTHING, DEATH, STRUGGLE,
THAT YOU JUST CANNOT RELATE TO ANYTHING
OTHER THAN WHAT YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN IN YOUR LIFE?
- DO YOU HOLD YOURSELF HARMLESS ON THIS?
YOU THINK THAT YOU DID NOTHING WRONG?
- THE FACT WAS THAT I LOST MY FATHER
AND YOU SHOULD HAVE DISCOUNTED EVERYTHING.
- I'M SORRY, SO YOUR CRAZINESS--
- AND WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE HOW ANYBODY SHOULD ACT
WHEN THEY'RE GRIEVING?
BRIE DOESN'T GIVE A [bleep].
MICA GIVES A [bleep] ABOUT PEOPLE, THEIR FEELINGS,
THEIR LIFE, AND WHAT'S GOING ON.
- YOU DO? - YES, I DO.
- IF YOUR FATHER WAS SICK-- - THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE?
- I DON'T CARE WHAT HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL FOR.
- IF MY FATHER WAS SICK OR MY-- - I WOULD BE SYMPATHETIC TO YOU.
- MICA, AND I HAVE BEEN SYMPATHETIC TO YOU.
- I WOULD BE SENSITIVE TO YOU. - I HAVE BEEN SENSITIVE.
- IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL THIS?
- ME LOSING MY PARENT IS VERY DIFFERENT
THAN HER LOSING HER PARENT.
I TALK TO MY PARENTS 10, 15, 20 TIMES A DAY.
I DON'T KNOW THAT THE SAME CAN BE SAID FOR HER.
I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR THIS.
- AND NEITHER DID I.
I REALLY DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO BE THIS.
WHEN YOU WALKED IN, YOU DIDN'T WALK IN LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S TALK, AND LET'S SEE WHAT--WHERE THIS"--
- I HAD NOTHING TO SAY. - OKAY.
- I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY, AND YOU WERE ON THE PHONE.
- OKAY.
- I CAME HERE TO MEET YOU BECAUSE I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA OFFER AN APOLOGY FOR THE WAY YOU BEHAVED.
- [laughs] I LOVE IT. - EXACTLY, EXACTLY.
ENJOY YOUR GLASS OF WINE. I'M GOING TO LEAVE.
- OKAY.
- I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY REASON TO BE HERE WITH YOU TODAY.
- THAT'S OKAY. - WE HAD A FRIENDSHIP.
YOU HAVE RUINED THAT FRIENDSHIP SINGLE-HANDEDLY.
- NO, YOU HAVE RUINED THAT FRIENDSHIP.
- NO, I'VE REALIZED IT WAS NEVER A FRIENDSHIP,
BECAUSE I'VE REALIZED WHO YOU ARE.
- I'M SURE YOU DID. TRUTH COMES OUT EVENTUALLY.
- YOU ENJOY. - BEST OF LUCK TO YOU.
- I DON'T NEED LUCK, HONEY. - YOU MAY.
- WELL, AFTER THIS, MAYBE.
I MIGHT BE JUDGED NOW.
I AM NOT A PERSON WHO LIKES ELEVATED BLOOD PRESSURE
AND STRESS LEVELS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M DONE WITH YOU.
I'M DONE WITH YOU. I'M DONE WITH YOU.
- WOW.
- ♪ BIG GIRLS TALK AND THEY NEVER WANT TO STOP ♪
♪ SO *** ♪
♪ EVERY GIRL JUST WANTS TO GET A LITTLE *** ♪
- OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS GORGEOUS!
HEY! HOW ARE YOU?
HOW'S IT GOING? COME ON IN. - HOW FABULOUS ARE YOU?
- THANK YOU. CHECK-IN'S RIGHT HERE.
WE HAVE AN ATTIRE, ALL WHITE.
THE BLACK, THEY LOVE TO CALL IT A WHITE PARTY.
IT'S NOT A WHITE PARTY.
IT'S A DINNER PARTY WITH WHITE ATTIRE.
- WE'RE MATCHING. SORRY.
- IT'S FINE.
IF EVERYONE'S WEARING WHITE, I GOT TO STAND OUT IN MY SILVER.
I WANTED TO FEEL LIKE DIANA ROSS.
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY, FOR COMING.
[giggles]
OKAY, NOW, WHAT'S GOING ON? IS MY BRA SHOWING?
- YES.
- HOW AM I THE STYLE EXPERT WITH THE WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS?
I'M GONNA CALL BRIE.
PUSH THE BRA DOWN LIKE IT'S THE DIRT.
LIKE, PUSH IT.
- HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? - HEY, BRIE, HOW ARE YOU?
I DID NOT INVITE DEMETRIA. I DID NOT INVITE GENEVA.
BUT I DID INVITE BRIE.
HOWEVER, SHE WOULDN'T GIVE LAUREN HER RSVP.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SO RUDE, SO I'M CALLING HER.
I DON'T CARE.
- OH, SO YOU'RE GOING TO SOMEONE ELSE'S PARTY
AND NOT COMING TO MINE.
- BOOK LUNCHES ONLY HAPPEN ONCE, BUT THAT'S FINE, OKAY.
- HONESTLY, I'M DISAPPOINTED IN BRIE.
I THINK SHE'S KIND OF ON THE ROCKY WATERS RIGHT NOW
STILL WITH MICA,
WHICH SHOULD NOT AFFECT HER FRIENDSHIP WITH ME,
BUT I FEEL LIKE SHE'S NOT MANAGING THAT WELL.
- ALL RIGHT, HAVE FUN.
OH, SOMETIMES BRIE GETS ON MY NERVES.
WHAT TIME IS IT? WHERE'S THE WINE?
THANK YOU FOR COMING!
- I KNEW YOU WASN'T GONNA WEAR WHITE.
- THE WHO'S WHO IN THE WORLD OF MAGAZINES AND FASHION
AND BEAUTY IS COMING TO THIS DINNER TONIGHT.
BECAUSE YOU MUST GIVE THE PRESS THE FIRST GLIMPSE.
AND THEN THEY WILL COVER THE BOOK--HELLO.
OH, OH! - HEY, GIRL.
- YOU LOOK SO ADORABLE! - LOOK HOW GORGEOUS YOU LOOK!
- I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. OH, MY GOD.
LET'S TAKE A FEW PHOTOS, YEAH.
- HOLD ON. LET ME GET MY BALANCE NOW.
YOU SEE THESE SHOES.
- WAIT A MINUTE. YOU BEEN DRINKING ALREADY?
- NO, NO, NO-- LOOK AT THE SHOES.
WHY EVERYBODY GOT TO BLAME IT ON THE DAMN ALCOHOL?
- LOOK, I KNOW.
- SUPPORTING ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IN NEW YORK
IS THE MOST GRATIFYING THING.
THERE'S NO JEALOUSY, BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GOING FOR IT.
I GET ALONG WITH WOMEN LIKE THAT.
- DID YOU HAVE YOUR MEETING WITH BRIE?
- YES, I DID.
SHE CAME EXPECTING ME TO APOLOGIZE TO HER, SHE SAID.
- SHE'S OUT TO LUNCH. - WHAT'S GOING ON--YEAH.
- SHE'S OUT TO LUNCH. - YEAH.
- AND GUESS WHAT. IT'S A LONG LUNCH BREAK.
- YEAH. - HI.
- OH, SO CUTE! - HOW ARE YOU?
[both screaming]
- THESE ARE FOR YOU. YES, I--
I ALWAYS COME-- - YOU BROUGHT ME--
- I ALWAYS COME EMPTY-HANDED. I WAS LIKE, "NOT TODAY."
- LET'S TAKE A PICTURE. - CONGRATULATIONS.
WRITING A BOOK IS NO SMALL FEAT,
SO THIS EVENT IS A REALLY GOOD OPPORTUNITY
FOR DAISY TO ACTUALLY SEE THE FRUITS OF HER LABOR
AND ALSO SEE HOW SHE AFFECTS THE PEOPLE IN HER LIFE--
HER FRIENDS, HER PEERS, HER FAMILY.
SHE'S VERY LOVED.
- WHO IS THAT? OH, MY DAD.
WHO IS THAT GOING TO PANAMA? THAT'S MY FATHER.
DADDY, HI!
- OKAY, GIRL.
- DADDY, HI! - HI, BABY.
- AW!
[laughter]
- WELCOME, WELCOME.
ALL THE WAY FROM CALIFORNIA, THE LEWELLYNS!
- HEY.
- MY PARENTS DIVORCED WHEN I WAS YOUNG.
MY MOTHER NEVER GETS TO REALLY COME TO ANY OF MY EVENTS,
AND SHE SAYS I TREAT MY FATHER BETTER THAN HER.
SHE'S LIKE, "YOU SEE HIM MORE."
THAT'S THE NEW COVER. - WOW.
- DID YOU SEE THE POSTER?
IT'S PROBABLY NOT FAIR, BUT THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.
BUT I LOVE BOTH OF MY PARENTS.
THEY'VE BEEN MY SUPPORT.
SAY, "NEVER PAY RETAIL AGAIN."
LET'S EAT. LET'S EAT.
- YEAH, LET'S SIT DOWN AND EAT SOMETHING.
- WHERE AM I SEATED? - YOU'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.
- SALMON, PLEASE, MEDIUM RARE.
- RICE CURRY, DUDE, WITH SOME SHRIMP.
- I'LL HAVE THE RICE CURRY WITH CHICKEN.
ARE YOU THAI? - YEAH.
- KOB KUN KHA.
[laughter]
I KNOW SOME THAI.
- SHE WILL BREAK OUT WITH THAI, JAPANESE, AFRICAN DIALECT.
LIKE, WHAT--
- MICA'S A MODEL, SO SHE'S BEEN ALL AROUND THE WORLD.
- YOU LOOK HALF ASIAN. - NO WAY.
- FROM WHERE? - JAPANESE.
- JAPANESE?
KONNICHIWA.
- I DIDN'T COME 3,000 MILES
JUST TO SIT DOWN AND EAT HORS D'OEUVRES, OKAY?
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW,
MY NAME IS LARRY LEWELLYN.
- SHH!
- THIS IS MY DAUGHTER DAISY.
AND FOR ME, IT STARTED
JANUARY 15, 19--
[blubbering]
[laughter]
THE FIRST THING I DID FOR HER WAS TO PRAY FOR HER AS A FATHER,
AND I CAN SEE BY THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE THAT ARE HERE
THAT GOD ANSWERS PRAYER.
SO AS A FATHER, I'M VERY, VERY HONORED.
I SALUTE YOU. - I LOVE YOU.
- CHEERS. - CHEERS.
- HERE'S TO MY BABY.
- THANK YOU. LOVE YOU.
- LOVE YOU TOO, BABY.
- EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEONE WITH THEIR DAD
AND THEY HAVE A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD--
OH, I JUST NEVER HAD THAT.
MY FATHER NEVER ASKED ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON IN MY LIFE
OR WHO I WAS OR WHAT ACCOMPLISHMENTS--
IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY IN THE BANK,
HE'D BE LIKE, "OH, YEAH, GREAT."
HE JUST NEVER SHOWED THAT HE CARED.
- WELL, THEN LET ME SAY A LITTLE SOMETHING.
[laughter]
SO I CAN SEE EVERYBODY.
SO I'M JUST HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU HERE.
AND I'M JUST THANKFUL.
I'M JUST THANKFUL BECAUSE I'VE HAD A GREAT CAREER...
[voice breaking] AND I'M JUST--
I KNOW THAT IN NEW YORK CITY, YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU HAVE FRIENDS, THEY CAN BE YOUR FAMILY,
AND EVERYBODY HERE HAS BEEN AN INSPIRATION TO ME
BECAUSE EVERYONE'S GOING AFTER THEIR DREAM.
WE ARE LIVING IN THE BEST DAYS OF OUR LIVES,
AND I JUST REALLY BELIEVE THAT IF YOU DO GOOD,
GOOD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU.
PEOPLE CALL ME, LIKE, "OKAY, WHO'S YOUR AGENT?
WHO'S YOUR PUBLICIST?" I'M LIKE, "JESUS."
[laughter]
I AM JUST SO HAPPY THAT ALL OF YOU GUYS CAME,
AND LOOK AT YOU GLOWING IN THIS WHITE.
AND I WANT TO SAY CHEERS TO ALL OF YOU.
GOD BLESS YOU, AND JUST--
OH, THE BEST IS YET TO COME,
AND I WANTED TO HAVE MY DIANA MOMENT.
[laughter]
THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING SO MUCH.
THANK YOU!
'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE THAT'S HOW DIANA ROSS WOULD SAY IT
IF SHE HAD THIS DRESS ON.
- COMING UP...
- OPEN YOUR BOX. - I CAN?
- IT'S A LITTLE SURPRISE. - AW!
- OH, MY GOD. - IT'S YOU!
- THAT'S ME! LET ME TASTE IT.
MMM, SHE NEEDS SOME MORE-- UH-HUH.
[laughter]
- I THINK MICA'S HAVING A GOOD TIME EATING HERSELF.
THAT SOUNDS SO CRASS.
SHE'S TASTING HERSELF.
- GIRL, YOU WANT TO SEE? TASTES GOOD.
- I'LL TASTE A LITTLE BIT OF MICA.
- MM-HMM.
- OH, HEY!
- MAYBE I SHOULD ORDER SOME FOOD.
[knock at door]
WHO IS IT?
- HI. YES.
THANKS.
[breathing shakily]
- HI.
BABE?
I AM HERE.
- HEY.
- HEY. WHAT'S UP, BEAUTIFUL?
- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU? - I'M OKAY.
- HMM? - IS THAT DAD?
- YEAH, THAT'S HIM.
- SIT WITH ME.
GIVE ME THE BOX. I'LL SHOW YOU.
SO THEY PUT IT IN THIS.
IT DOESN'T SEEM REAL. IT JUST DOESN'T...
- OH, BABY, IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME FOR...
- DOESN'T SEEM REAL. - FOR IT TO GET THAT WAY.
I FELT THAT YOUR DAD LOVED YOU.
HE DIDN'T MAYBE SHOW IT THE WAY YOU WANTED TO SEE IT,
BUT HE LOVED YOU.
AND I KNOW YOU LOVED YOUR DAD.
- I DON'T THINK WHAT I WENT THROUGH WITH MY DAD
MADE ME STRONGER; I THINK IT MADE ME WEAKER.
BECAUSE I THINK EVERY WOMAN,
GIRL NEEDS A FATHER
THAT TEACHES YOU HOW TO DEAL WITH RELATIONSHIPS,
THAT MAKES YOU FEEL STRONG,
THAT MAKES YOU NOT FEEL SO NEEDY,
WHICH HE DID NOT GIVE ME.
SO THAT BOX REPRESENTED CLOSURE OF THAT CHAPTER OF MY LIFE.
IT'S HARD FOR ME TO THINK THAT THAT'S HIM.
- YOU'RE TOO FAR.
- [sniffles]
SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT A HAPPY ENDING, YOU KNOW, AND--
[sniffles]
- YEAH.
- NEXT TIME...
THIS IS MY SEVENTH ANNIVERSARY OF MY BLOG.
- TERRY STARTED TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP
WHEN YOU MET HIM.
- OH, GOD. I WASN'T READY TO TELL HER.
- THAT MADE ME ANGRY.
- YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
- GET YOUR HANDS--DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY FACE.
- I WILL PUT MY [bleep] FINGER UP
WHENEVER THE [bleep] I [bleep] FEEL LIKE IT.
- OKAY, THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE. - WHAT IS GOING ON?
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