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Conscience about your weight?
Yes
Well then you should try a Jor--
What the heck is a Jordan?
Im about to sh--
YAY
ME! Hahahaha!
YAY Yeah YEAH!
Oh, wait? What are you doing?
I'm hungry!
(SCREAMING)
What are you doing?
I'm hungry!!!
AAAAH!
(Motor starts)
WHOA!
Jordans will eat all your weight!
Mmm! Yeah!
Look what it did to this young fellow!
Made him... SKINNY AGAIN!
I'm skinny! I'm Skinny!
Jordans will eat off all your fat,
Maybe eat off some layers of skin,
Kill you,
Or even worse...
I'm skinny again!
Now where's that peice of cake?
Mmmm
Oh wait! I forgot to mention!
I forgot to mention!
YOU can't eat any food with fat in it, or else you'll explode!
Don't go eat that cake, sonny!
No, don't do it!
Don't do it!
No, don't do it!!!
Mmm, mmm... this is good cake!
NO!!!
*BOOM*
Aaah!
I exploded!
Well, too bad for that guy, he was fat... and now he's dead!
(Jordans make great Christmas presents for your fatty loved ones)