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(light pizzicato music)
(alarm buzzing)
(hand smacking head)
- It's your turn to make coffee.
This is disgusting, taste it.
- Ugh, why did I taste that?
- You want the rest?
- Yeah, I'll take it.
- [Woman] And I know its not really (mumbling)
I don't know, like, four years or something.
- [Man] Are you talking to me?
- [Woman] And I was like...
(slapping)
(both sigh)
- [Both] (singing) I'm so Emmitt, you already know.
(rapping) Who dat, who dat, Emmitt ah ah ah ah.
- [Man] Alright, I gotta go.
(door closes)
(door opens)
Sorry, sorry.
(kisses) Love you.
- Love you, too.
- [Both] (singing) Did Sweeney, did Sweeney Todd,
the demon barber of fleet...
street.
- [Man] I'll get the beers.
- [Woman] Great.
- But then, I was like...
- Just get out of the way so I can do my thing?
- Yeah, but I wasn't gonna say that.
What I actually said was-
- Okay, I'll just, like, go over here.
- I know I shouldn't have said that.
- (falsetto) Ooh, look at me, I'm Elizabeth.
I'm so pretty.
- (laughing) Let me take your picture.
- Do not take my picture.
- [Man] No.
No.
No.
No- wait.
No.
(phone chimes)
- [Woman] Thank you.
- [Man] No problem.
Goodnight, Pooh Bear.
- [Woman] Goodnight, Chicken Cutlet.
- [Man] Seriously?
(woman laughs)
(kisses)
(light pizzicato music)
(man mumbling)
- [Man with headphones] Hey, fans, what's going on?
Camera's still rolling, still sound.
- [Man in sunglasses] Hey.
- [Man with headphones] How's it going?
(woman screams)
(all laugh)