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GENTLEMEN, FEAST YOUR EYES ON STACEY.
( men hooting )
Man: STACEY IS AN ABSOLUTE BOMBSHELL.
- Man #2: A TOTAL FOX. - HI!
...AMONG A GROUP OF HANDSOME MEN IN THEIR 20s.
LET'S FACE IT: I'M IN MY PRIME; THEY'RE IN THEIR PRIME.
Man: SHE'S A DIVA. SHE'S A ***.
STACEY IS LIKE THE GREY SQUIRREL I JUST WANT TO POUNCE ON.
GREY SQUIRREL?
Announcer: AND THEY'LL DO ANYTHING
TO WIN THE HEART OF A SEXY OLDER WOMAN.
Stacey: OH, MY GOSH. THAT WAS VERY IMPRESSIVE.
Announcer: IT'S THE DATING PHENOMENON THAT'S SWEEPING THE NATION.
I LIKE THE PASSION AND THE ENERGY OF A YOUNGER GUY.
AGE IS JUST A NUMBER, RIGHT?
Announcer: BECAUSE IF MEN CAN DO IT,
SO CAN WOMEN.
♪ SO YOU LIKE GUYS UNDER 30 ♪
♪ THAT DON'T MAKE YOU DIRTY... ♪
I'M INTO OLDER WOMEN-- THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE.
- ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FIRST OFFICIAL KISS-OFF? - I AM READY.
Vivica Fox: WHEN STACEY CALLS YOUR NAME, PLEASE STEP FORWARD.
IF SHE KISSES YOU ON THE LIPS,
THAT MEANS THAT SHE WISHES FOR YOU TO STAY
AND YOU WILL BE MOVING INTO THE HOUSE.
IF SHE GIVES YOU HER CHEEK,
THEN YOU WILL BE LEAVING THE HOUSE TONIGHT.
Man: IT'S BECOMING MORE AND MORE SERIOUS.
I MEAN, YOU PUT YOUR FEELINGS OUT THERE-- IT'S REAL.
- LOVE HAS NO AGE. - WHEN I TOLD YOU
THAT YOU HAVE MY HEART, I MEANT IT.
THAT'S A BIG DEAL. I DON'T TAKE THAT LIGHTLY.
- I LOVE YOU AND WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER. - Stacey: I AM FALLING FOR HIM.
- Man: I DON'T WANT THIS TO END. - Man #2: ALL OF SUDDEN
MY HEART IS BEATING OUT OF MY CHEST.
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS,
LOVE AND GETTING OLDER.
Stacey: I DON'T CARE HOW IT LOOKS ON THE OUTSIDE.
I'M HERE TO FIND THE MAN OF MY DREAMS,
SOMEONE THAT I'M GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.
Announcer: AND IT ALL STARTS RIGHT NOW
ON THE EXCITING SEASON PREMIERE
OF "THE COUGAR."
HI, I'M VIVICA FOX
AND WELCOME TO "THE COUGAR."
TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO LET YOU IN ON A CULTURAL PHENOMENON
THAT'S CHANGING THE ENTIRE DATING SCENE.
NOW FOR YEARS IT'S BEEN JUST FINE
WHEN AN OLDER MAN DATES A YOUNG WOMAN,
BUT WHEN AN OLDER WOMAN DATES A YOUNGER MAN--
WHOO-- HEADS TURN AND PEOPLE START TALKING.
WELL, TONIGHT WE'RE HERE TO PUT AN END TO THAT DOUBLE STANDARD
AND PROVE WHAT YOUNG MEN ALL ACROSS AMERICA ALREADY KNOW:
A WOMAN IN HER PRIME IS THE ULTIMATE CATCH.
AND SOPHISTICATED WOMAN WHO'S LOOKING FOR TRUE LOVE
AMONGST A GROUP OF GORGEOUS YOUNGER MEN
WHO WILL ALL BE COMPETING FOR HER ATTENTION.
AND IN THE END, ONE LUCKY GUY MIGHT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES
TO WIN HER HEART AND HER HAND IN MARRIAGE.
NOW BEFORE OUR COUGAR MEETS HER "POTENTIAL MATES,"
LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THIS AMAZING WOMAN
WHO HOPES TO FIND THE YOUNGER MAN OF HER DREAMS--
OUR COUGAR, STACEY ANDERSON.
( rock music playing )
HI, I'M STACEY. I AM 40 YEARS OLD AND I AM THE COUGAR.
♪ GONNA HAVE TO FACE IT, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO LOVE... ♪
I'M AT THE POINT IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
WHERE I'M COMFORTABLE IN MY OWN SKIN.
I KNOW WHO I AM AND I FIND THAT YOUNGER GUYS
ARE THE ONES THAT ARE ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH ME.
I THINK THEY'RE LESS INTIMIDATED BY MY SUCCESS
AND INDEPENDENCE.
MEN HAVE BEEN DATING YOUNGER WOMEN FOREVER.
IT IS TIME TO TURN THOSE TABLES.
I HAVE AN AMAZING LIFE.
WHOO!
I LIVE IN SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA.
I HAVE A WONDERFUL HOME, FOUR BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN,
AND AN EXCITING CAREER IN COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE.
I HAVE RECENTLY LANDED A $48 MILLION DEAL
THAT MADE ME THE TOP PRODUCER IN THE OFFICE FOR THE YEAR,
WHICH WAS REALLY REALLY AMAZING.
I GREW UP QUICKER THAN MOST PEOPLE--
I LOST MY PARENTS AT A VERY EARLY AGE
AND THEN I GOT MARRIED ON MY SWEET-16th BIRTHDAY.
SO I SPENT THE MAJORITY OF MY LIFE
WHEN MOST PEOPLE ARE GOING TO COLLEGE RAISING CHILDREN AND HAVING A FAMILY.
SO AN AVOCADO YOU'VE JUST GOT TO CUT ALL THE WAY AROUND LIKE THAT.
MY-- MY AVOCADO FLEW ACROSS THE FLOOR.
I'D LIKE TO SEE MY MOM GET MARRIED.
YOU CAN'T PICK SOMEBODY WHO'S RIGHT FOR ME AND NOT RIGHT FOR YOU.
Girl: I JUST LOVE MY MOM-- MY MOM'S THE BEST--
SO I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR HER TO FIND SOMEBODY THAT WILL BE THERE FOR HER.
Stacey: YOU KNOW, THIS REALLY COULD BE
A CHANCE TO FALL IN LOVE.
I'VE DONE A LOT OF WILD THINGS IN MY LIFE,
BUT COMING TO LOS ANGELES TO MEET 20 HOT YOUNG GUYS
IS BY FAR THE MOST INSANE THING THAT I HAVE EVER DONE.
I AM SO THRILLED.
I CANNOT WAIT TO MEET THEM. MY CHIPS ARE ALL IN
AND I COULD ABSOLUTELY LEAVE THIS EXPERIENCE WITH MY NEXT HUSBAND.
AND I JUST HAVE THIS KIND OF INTUITIVE FEELING
THAT I THINK HE MIGHT BE THERE, THAT I MIGHT MEET THAT MAN.
AND HERE COMES OUR COUGAR RIGHT NOW,
STACEY ANDERSON.
WELL, ALL RIGHT, GIRLFRIEND!
HI, THERE!
Vivica: DON'T YOU LOOK LOVELY?
THANK YOU!
WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME...
- TO THE COUGAR VILLA! - SO NICE. THANK YOU!
- HOW YOU DOING? - I'M DOING GREAT.
- ARE YOU EXCITED? - I'M SO EXCITED, ABSOLUTELY.
NOW YOU HAVE GOT TO TELL ME, WHAT REALLY ATTRACTS YOU
- TO A YOUNGER GUY? - I WOULD SAY...
THEIR PASSION; THEIR ZEST FOR LIFE; THEY'RE VERY SPONTANEOUS;
AND LET'S FACE IT-- I'M IN MY PRIME, THEY'RE IN THEIR PRIME.
SO NOT ONLY IS THAT CONNECTION OUTSIDE OF THE BEDROOM,
BUT ALSO INSIDE THE BEDROOM AS WELL!
'CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT GIVE IT TO 'EM, GIRLFRIEND.
OH, I'M READY TO SHOW THEM, ABSOLUTELY.
WELL, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL HOUSE WE HAVE FOR YOU.
- LET'S CHECK IT OUT. - LET'S GO.
Stacey: I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS EVENING.
I REALLY HAVE HIGH HOPES THAT THE GUYS THAT SHOW UP TONIGHT
ARE GOING TO BE EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
( men laughing )
- Man: CHEERS TO THE COUGAR! - All: CHEERS! CHEERS!
♪ NOTORIOUS... ♪
I'M ABSOLUTELY ECSTATIC.
THERE'S THE POTENTIAL TO MEET THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS.
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET THIS COUGAR.
Man: IT'S SOMETHING THAT GOES BACK TO CHILDHOOD.
HAVING THAT OLDER, MORE MATURE WOMAN--
THAT-- THAT EXCITES ME.
I LIKE BEING THE INNOCENT GUY AND HER TAKING ADVANTAGE.
I'M INTO OLDER WOMEN, THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE.
I REALLY HOPE THIS COUGAR LIKES LAMB
BECAUSE I'M NICE, SWEET AND TENDER.
HELLO.
- HI. - HI, THERE.
I'M VIVICA FOX
AND NO, I AM NOT YOUR COUGAR.
Men: AWW!
HOWEVER, INSIDE THIS HOUSE
IS AN INCREDIBLY SEXY WOMAN
WHO'S HOPING THAT ONE OF YOU STANDING HERE
WILL HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN HER HEART.
ARE YOU GUYS READY TO MEET THE COUGAR?
- Men: OH, YEAH! - Man: INDEED.
ALL RIGHT, FEAST YOUR EYES ON STACEY,
THE COUGAR.
( all whistling, applauding )
- WHOA. - Man #2: NICE.
- VERY NICE. - OH YEAH. OH YEAH.
STACEY IS AN ABSOLUTE BOMBSHELL. A TOTAL FOX.
- ( applause continues ) - AY, CARAMBA!
Man #2: WHEN STACEY CAME OUT OF THE HOUSE, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
I WAS HEAD OVER HEELS, YOU KNOW?
GENTLEMEN, MEET STACEY.
- HELLO. - HI!
SHE JUST LOOKS AMAZING.
I MEAN, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S IN HER 20s.
I MEAN, SHE IS DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS.
WOW!
GENTLEMEN, EACH ONE OF YOU
WILL STEP FORWARD AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO STACEY.
USE YOUR BEST OPENING LINES
BECAUSE WHOEVER MAKES THE BEST FIRST IMPRESSION
WILL BE SAFE FROM ELIMINATION TONIGHT.
Stacey: STANDING THERE HAVING 20 GUYS
WHO ALL ARE HERE TO DATE ME-- THAT'S PRETTY POWERFUL STUFF.
THESE MEN CAME FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY
TO COME AND MEET ME.
AND THAT WAS A REALLY REALLY AMAZING FEELING.
- Announcer: COMING UP... - ( pops )
IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST CHALLENGE.
ARE YOU THE COUGAR I'M LOOKING FOR?
THAT WOULD BE ME!
WHO WILL IMPRESS THE COUGAR...
THERE'S 20 GUYS HERE TONIGHT,
AND ONE MAN IS GOING TO WIN YOUR HEART.
...AND WHO WON'T?
YOU LOOK WAY TOO OLD TO BE A COUGAR.
I LOOK WAY TOO OLD?
OH, NO NO NO! SORRY!
Announcer: AND THEN...
I LOVE YOU, STACEY!
...IT'S A PARTY LIKE NO OTHER...
Stacey: IT'S PRETTY MUCH BEEN A FREE-FOR-ALL.
THEY ARE DOING WHATEVER THEY CAN
- TO GET MY ATTENTION. - ...AND THE FIGHT IS ON.
I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU.
WHAT THE -- ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU'RE TALKING LIKE AN IDIOT.
Announcer: AND LATER...
ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FIRST OFFICIAL KISS-OFF?
- I AM READY. - ...STACEY MUST SEND FIVE MEN HOME.
WHO'S CHANCE AT FINDING LOVE WITH THE COUGAR
WILL END TONIGHT?
GENTLEMEN, EACH ONE OF YOU WILL STEP FORWARD
AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO STACEY.
WHOEVER MAKES THE BEST FIRST IMPRESSION
WILL BE SAFE FROM ELIMINATION TONIGHT.
- ARE YOU GUYS READY? - Men: YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GONNA STEP ASIDE
AND LET YOU DO YOUR THING.
- HELLO! - HI, THERE.
MY NAME IS TRAVIS,
AND IT WAS ACTUALLY MY 21st BIRTHDAY NOT TOO LONG AGO.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY! - WHY, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
( pops )
- WHOO! - ALL RIGHT.
THERE YOU ARE.
AND IT IS MY PRIVILEGE TO SHARE ONE
OF MY FIRST LEGAL DRINKS WITH YOU TONIGHT, SO--
HO HO! THAT'S GREAT. THANK YOU. CHEERS.
CHEERS.
- Vivica: YOU LEGAL NOW. - OH, YES, YOU'RE RIGHT.
- HI, I'M TOM. - HI-- STACEY. NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU AS WELL. YOU'VE JUST COMPLETELY SHATTERED MY EXPECTATIONS.
- OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. - YOU'RE WELCOME.
AND ACTUALLY THIS IS MY FIRST COUGAR EXPERIENCE.
- I'LL TEACH YOU ALONG THE WAY. - THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
NICE TO MEET YOU. THANK YOU.
WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUE, BABY!
THANK YOU. STEPPIN' UP.
- ( speak Hawaiian ) - HI, THERE.
WHAT LANGUAGE IS THAT? THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THAT'S HAWAIIAN. IT MEANS, "HELLO, MY BELOVED SWEETHEART."
- I LOVE IT. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. - THANK YOU.
Stacey: RIGHT OFF THE BAT, THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF PRESSURE HERE.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS SAY A LOT,
AND THERE'S 20 GUYS HERE.
SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A REALLY QUICK ASSESSMENT,
AND HOPEFULLY I MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION.
I WAS SPEECHLESS BEFORE I CAME UP HERE,
BUT YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE FOX.
AW, THANK YOU!
AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME,
I HAVE TO SHARE THIS EXPERIENCE WITH SOMEONE THAT'S VERY CLOSE TO ME--
MY BROTHER.
WE'VE GOT TWINS!
HOW YOU DOIN', STACEY?
- HI. - I'M GRANT.
Stacey: I LOVE IT! THEY'RE TWINS.
THANK YOU.
- HI, STACEY, HOW ARE YOU? - HI.
- MY NAME'S JIM. - JIM. NICE TO MEET YOU.
IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU AS WELL.
- HI, STACEY. MY NAME'S AUSTIN. - HI.
I'VE WAITED SO LONG TO MEET YOU.
I'VE LOST SLEEP OVER THIS,
AND JUST SEEING YOU HERE-- YOU LOOK STUNNING.
- HI, STACEY. - HI THERE.
MY NAME IS RICH.
I'VE GOT TO SAY THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE NERVOUS
TO MEET ANYBODY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE UNTIL NOW. THANK YOU.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT. WE'LL GET THROUGH THAT NERVOUSNESS. - YEAH, RIGHT.
WELL, IT'S FINALLY NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
THERE'S 20 GUYS HERE TONIGHT
AND ONE MAN IS GOING TO WIN YOUR HEART...
( whispers ) ME.
( laughs )
SERGEANT RYAN REPORTING FOR *** AS ORDERED, STACEY.
I AM TAKING IT YOU'RE IN THE MILITARY.
YES, MA'AM.
I'M SORRY. WHAT WAS YOUR NAME?
- RYAN. - RYAN!
YES. YOU LOOK WAY TOO...
OLD TO BE A COUGAR.
I LOOK WAY TOO OLD?
YES-- NO NO NO NO!
- NO NO NO-- SORRY! - ( men all reacting )
YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG TO BE A--
I'M SO SORRY. YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG TO BE A COUGAR.
YOU STAND CORRECTED.
YES, AND I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING YOU AGAIN.
ALL RIGHT. LIKEWISE.
BYE BYE.
( mimics gunshot )
I'M OFFICER NICK.
- OFFICER NICK. - AND I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
REALLY? FOR WHAT?
YOU STOLE MY HEART.
- OH. - AND YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN DELICIOUS.
HO HO HO!
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
- THESE ARE FOR YOU, STACEY. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- MY NAME'S DAVID. - DAVID, NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.
I WANT TO TELL YOU I'M HERE, I'M SERIOUS,
I HAVE A CAREER, I HAVE A HOUSE.
THE ONLY THING I'M MISSING IS SOMEBODY TO SHARE THAT WITH.
LOOK, I'M GONNA BE YOUR POOL BOY.
BUT BY THE END OF THIS, I'M GONNA BE YOUR POOL MAN.
- ALL RIGHT. - MY NAME IS JOHNNY.
JOHNNY, NICE TO MEET YOU.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE FORGET ALL THESE OTHER GUYS,
JUST RUN AWAY TO MEXICO?
- I'M KEVIN. - HI, KEVIN.
AND HOPEFULLY YOU'LL BE MY THIRD AND FINAL ONE.
( laughing )
HOW YOU DOING? I'M BRAD, A.K.A. THE BEAR.
- HI, BRAD. - SEE? COUGAR, BEARS, GETTING ALONG GREAT.
- GOT IT. - SO I'M GONNA TAKE A FULL SPIN.
- ALL RIGHT, BRAD. OKAY. - OOH!
WHEN I GOT UP THERE, YOU KNOW, I HIT HER WITH
A LITTLE-- YOU KNOW, A LITTLE *** SHAKE.
GIVE IT-- GIVE IT A LITTLE SPANK-- GO AHEAD.
HO! GET BACK THERE!
THERE YOU GO!
'CAUSE SOME PEOPLE KIND OF MADE HER TIGHT, I THINK.
SO I WAS TRYING TO LOOSEN HER UP.
( laughing )
EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU THE COUGAR I'M LOOKING FOR?
THAT WOULD BE ME.
MY NAME IS JOE. I LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING TO MEET YOU.
- LIKEWISE. - ABSOLUTELY.
THANKS, JOE.
- HELLO, STACEY. - HI.
- I'M J.D. NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
HOW WILL YOU SEE ME WHEN SO MANY FACES ABOUND?
HOW WILL YOU HEAR ME
WHEN MY VOICE BECOMES DROWNED?
HOW WILL YOU TASTE ME
IF I'M NOT WHAT'S ON YOUR PLATE?
HOW CAN WE CONCEIVE THAT OUR FEELINGS COULD EVER WAIT?
SO STACEY, AT YOUR CHOOSING,
NOT ONE SENSE OF ME YOU'LL MISS,
IF WHEN WE ARE INSIDE, WE CAN SHARE WITH JUST A KISS.
SHAKESPEARE! THERE'S A SHAKESPEARE--
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
IT WASN'T SHAKESPEARE. I WROTE IT MYSELF
AND IT WAS MEANT FOR HER. I WROTE IT JUST FOR HER.
♪ SO YOU LIKE GUYS UNDER 30 ♪
♪ THAT DON'T MAKE YOU DIRTY ♪
♪ YOU LIKE 'EM YOUNG AND CLEAN, COOL CUBS LIKE ME ♪
♪ AS LONG AS WE'RE OVER 17 ♪
♪ YOU'VE GOT THE EYE OF A COUGAR ♪
♪ I'M GONNA PROVE IT TO YOU ♪
♪ THAT I'M BETTER THAN ALL THESE ♪
♪ OTHER MEN THAT ARE TOO DAMN SCARED ♪
♪ TO WANT TO BEGIN ♪
♪ TO WIN THE HEART OF A-- ♪
♪ COUGAR! ♪
COME ON, THEN!
- THAT WAS GREAT. - MY NAME IS COLT.
- COLT, HI. - REALLY GREAT TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU. - I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT,
- BUT I'M BEYOND IMPRESSED. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- I APPRECIATE THAT. - THE COUGAR KIND OF GOT COLT GOING A LITTLE BIT.
I DEFINITELY WANT TO WIN. I WANT TO BE IMMUNE FROM THE EVENING'S ELIMINATION.
AND I ALSO WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH STACEY.
I MEAN, WHAT'S A BETTER WAY TO MAKE A FIRST IMPRESSION
THAN TO BE THE VERY FIRST GUY TO SIT DOWN AND ACTUALLY TALK TO HER
AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF?
WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO MOVE INTO THE HOUSE
AND WHO IS ALSO SAFE FROM TONIGHT'S ELIMINATION?
YES, I AM.
Stacey: I LOVED HEARING THE GUY'S OPENING LINES.
IT IS REALLY EMPOWERING TO HAVE MY CHOICE OF 20 MEN.
IT'S GOING TO BE A REALLY TOUGH CHOICE FOR ME
TO NARROW THAT DOWN TO ONE PERSON.
Announcer: UP NEXT...
THE COUGAR PICKS HER MAN...
EACH OF YOU HAD YOUR OWN UNIQUE WAY OF COMING UP
AND INTRODUCING YOURSELVES,
BUT MY DECISION HAS BEEN MADE.
OH!
YEAH!
- AND LATER... - JD: STACEY.
...WITH 20 YOUNGER MEN DATING ONE SEXY COUGAR,
THINGS ARE BOUND TO GET OUT OF CONTROL.
- AGE IS A NUMBER. - NO, IT'S NOT.
WHAT THE -- ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'M NOT GONNA GET IN A -- FIGHT WITH THIS GUY.
YOU'RE TALKING LIKE AN IDIOT. YOU'RE TALKING DOWN TO ME.
JUST-- JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
( man wolf-whistles )
WELL, STACEY, YOU HAVE HEARD
THE GUYS' BEST OPENING LINES.
WHO WILL BE SAFE FROM TONIGHT'S ELIMINATION
AND SCORE SOME ONE- ON-ONE TIME WITH YOU?
Stacey: GENTLEMEN, I FIRST WANT TO SAY
THAT EACH OF YOU HAD YOUR OWN UNIQUE WAY
OF COMING UP AND INTRODUCING YOURSELVES,
AND I APPRECIATED THAT.
BUT TONIGHT, MY DECISION
HAS BEEN MADE.
AND THAT WOULD BE TRAVIS.
- ( Stacey laughing ) - WOW.
Vivica: TRAVIS! ALL RIGHT!
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
OH, WOW. I HAD-- WOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
Colt: TRAVIS IS ONE UP ON ME RIGHT NOW.
I'LL GIVE IT TO HIM-- WELL PLAYED. HE GOT #1.
HERE'S THE THING-- HE IS A VERY PRETTY PRETTY BOY,
WHICH IS TROUBLE FOR TRAVIS.
TRAVIS, YOU ARE SAFE
FROM TONIGHT'S ELIMINATION.
AND YOU ARE ALSO INVITED TO ESCORT STACEY
INSIDE FOR THE PARTY.
LET'S GO.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS. THE REST OF YOU ARE GONNA NEED
TO COME UP WITH SOME NEW MATERIAL,
BECAUSE YOU HAVE UNTIL THE END OF THE NIGHT
TO CONVINCE STACEY THAT YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES
TO CATCH HER EYE.
ALL RIGHT? LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
- ALL RIGHT! - COME ON, BOYS.
- WHOO-HOO! LET'S GO! - SHOW TIME.
- WHOO! WOW! - COUGAR DEN!
- OH, YEAH. - Tom: THIS PLACE IS SICK.
- HERE'S TO THE COUGAR. - YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE OLDER WOMEN
BECAUSE THEY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT.
- WHERE'S TRAVIS AT? - SUCKING HIS THUMB RIGHT NOW.
- ( all laughing ) - YEAH, DID ANYONE CHECK HIS I.D.?
THERE'S A BABY CRYING UPSTAIRS.
Stacey: TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
UM, WELL, AS YOU KNOW, I'M 21.
I'M FROM CALIFORNIA--
TYPICAL SURFER GUY; I LOVE SURFING--
SKATEBOARD-- ANYTHING TO DO WITH BOARDING KIND OF SPORTS, I DO.
- DO YOU SNOWBOARD? - I DO SNOWBOARD.
BECAUSE THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT HIS AIR AND HIS DEMEANOR
THAT I REALLY LIKED A LOT, AND I THOUGHT HE WAS CUTE.
SO WHAT ELSE DO YOU LIKE TO DO, AS FAR AS IF YOU'RE DATING SOMEBODY,
AND WHAT KIND OF THINGS DO YOU LIKE TO DO?
UM, I PLAY THE PIANO.
- AWESOME. I LOVE MUSIC. - DO YOU?
HAVE YOU PLAYED ANYWHERE? ARE YOU WITH A BAND?
UH, I'M NOT WITH A BAND OR ANYTHING,
FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS, I'VE BEEN PLAYING BY MYSELF.
THAT'S SO GREAT.
HO! ALL RIGHT.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - THANK YOU.
Travis: I'M COMPLETELY BLOWN AWAY.
I THINK IT WENT VERY WELL.
WE HAD A LOT IN COMMON.
AND I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT I GOT TO TALK TO HER FIRST
AND I THINK THE OTHER GUYS ARE VERY JEALOUS OF ME.
Men: WHOA! HEY!
HI, GENTLEMEN. ARE YOU ALL ENJOYING YOURSELVES?
- All: YEAH! - AWESOME.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO KNOW EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU,
KIND OF A LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE TIME.
SO BE YOURSELVES, LET LOOSE.
I'M REALLY FREE-SPIRITED, A TON OF FUN.
JUST, YOU KNOW, HANG OUT, HAVE A GREAT TIME.
- LET'S DO IT! - Stacey: ALL RIGHT.
- THANK YOU. - All: CHEERS!
YEAH!
Stacey: IT FEELS SO AMAZING TO BE HERE
LOOKING AT THESE GUYS.
I MEAN, THEY REALLY ARE AN ATTRACTIVE BUNCH.
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE.
- ARE YOU GLAD TO BE HERE? - I'M REALLY GLAD TO BE HERE.
Austin: IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S ONE COUGAR AND A BUNCH OF WOLVES.
MY STRATEGY IS TO WEAR THE BRIGHTEST AND MOST COLORS POSSIBLE
TO STAND OUT IN THIS JUNGLE.
CHEERS.
WHOO!
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING AGE-WISE?
SHE'S GOT TO BE ABOUT 44.
- OH, NO. - Man: I SAY 40.
I SAY 39. I SAY 39.
HOW ABOUT KIDS? YOU GUYS THINK SHE HAS KIDS?
UH...
Grant: IS THERE A CERTAIN THING ABOUT YOUNGER MEN
IT'S MORE ABOUT, LIKE, MY PERSONALITY,
MY LIFESTYLE.
AND ALSO, I FIND YOUNGER MEN
HAVE A CERTAIN PASSION FOR LIFE
THAT I DON'T FIND IN OLDER GUYS.
Stacey: IT FEELS GREAT TO BE IN CONTROL OF GUYS.
THEY'RE KIND OF FIGHTING OVER MY TIME
AND THEY'RE GETTING VERY COMPETITIVE WITH EACH OTHER.
THIS IS A GREAT THING TO SEE.
THERE'S 20 GUYS--
I'M GLAD THAT I GOT SOME...
ONE-ON-ONE TIME WITH YOU
BECAUSE I WANTED TO TELL YOU WHY
I CAME HERE TONIGHT.
EVEN THOUGH SHE'S A COUGAR, SHE DOES HAVE A KITTEN SIDE ABOUT HER.
A THING THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME
IS THAT I WANT TO MEET THE-- YOU KNOW, THE RIGHT TYPE OF GIRL.
AND WHAT'S THE RIGHT TYPE OF GIRL FOR YOU?
I THINK I'M LOOKING AT HER RIGHT NOW.
- THANK YOU. - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
- THANK YOU. - ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.
THIS IS A GREAT GROUP OF GUYS.
I MEAN, THEY'RE HANDSOME, THEY'RE AMBITIOUS,
THEY'RE FUN, AND THEY'RE TRULY INTERESTED
AND VERY GENUINE ABOUT WANTING TO SPEND
SOME ONE-ON-ONE TIME WITH ME.
WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IN MY LIFE
IS SOMEBODY THAT'S REALLY DOWN TO EARTH
AND I REALLY HOPE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE SAME THING.
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT I'M GOOD-LOOKING.
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT PEOPLE LIKE ME--
- HI. - HI, STACEY.
- I APOLOGIZE, BUDDY. - WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?
YOU'RE ALL GOOD AND ALL, BUT CAN I STEAL HER AWAY FOR A SECOND?
- DO YOU MIND? - Ryan: FIRST IMPRESSIONS ARE HUGE,
AND I REALLY MESSED THAT UP.
INSTEAD OF CALLING HER YOUNG, I CALLED HER OLD,
WHICH IS A HUGE MISTAKE.
WOMEN DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THIS.
BUT IT'S STILL FRESH IN THE NIGHT. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
MY FIRST IMPRESSION WAS PRETTY BAD WITH YOU.
THAT'S OKAY! YOU JUST GOT A LITTLE TRIPPED UP ON YOUR WORDS.
I WAS SO NERVOUS. I S-S-STUTTER AROUND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN,
- SO I APOLOGIZE. - AW, IT'S ALL FORGIVEN.
- SO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. - SO, LIKE, I'VE HEARD,
LIKE, YOU USED TO DATE A GUY IN THE MILITARY.
NO, I ACTUALLY DON'T THINK I DID.
NO? OKAY, I'M SORRY, BUT, LIKE-- I DON'T KNOW.
LIKE, I'M A FORMER MARINE; I SERVED MY COUNTRY.
AND I'M GLAD I DID IT. IT WAS A LEARNING EXPERIENCE.
LET ME ASK YOU THIS: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
I'M HERE TO SETTLE DOWN AND MAKE MY MOTHER PROUD.
BUT YOU WANT TO DO THIS NOT TO MAKE YOUR MOTHER PROUD BUT BECAUSE--
I'M HERE FOR MYSELF. I'D REALLY LIKE TO SLOW DOWN.
WHAT DOES "SLOW DOWN" MEAN FOR YOU?
I'M READY TO, YOU KNOW, BE MONOGAMOUS.
ARE YOU WITH A LOT OF WOMEN NOW, OR--
NO NO NO. I'M MORE SEASONED,
AS FAR AS, LIKE, I'M A LITTLE OLDER THAN THE REST OF THESE GUYS.
I'VE DONE NOTHING BUT DATED OLDER WOMEN.
- I'M READY TO HAVE THAT-- - YOU WANT TO FIND THAT ONE PERSON.
- I REALLY DO. - OKAY.
WHAT'S THE OLDEST WOMAN YOU'VE DATED?
42-- SHE WAS A G.I.L.F.
- WOW. - SHE WAS ACTUALLY A GRANDMA.
OH! OH, OKAY.
KIND OF THROWS OUT THESE LITTLE SURPRISES,
WHETHER THEY'RE GOOD OR BAD.
BUT I THINK HE'S REALLY GENUINE, SO I LIKE THAT.
Men: JOHNNY! JOHNNY!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I LOVE YOU, STACEY!
- ( men cheering ) - ( rock music playing )
NICE.
OH! ( laughs )
I JUMPED IN THE POOL. I JUST FELT LIKE
I NEEDED TO GET STACY'S ATTENTION.
Ryan: YEAH!
Stacey: IT'S PRETTY MUCH BEEN A FREE-FOR-ALL.
THEY ARE DOING WHATEVER THEY CAN
TO GET MY ATTENTION. AND I LIKE IT.
WHO'S NEXT? WHO'S NEXT, WHO'S NEXT?
THERE ARE A LOT OF HOT YOUNG
INCREDIBLE GUYS SURROUNDING ME.
HOW THE HELL DID I WIND UP HERE AND WHO AM I GOING TO CHOOSE?
♪ OH YEAH. ♪
Announcer: COMING UP...
YOU CAME DOWN THE STAIRS. I WAS LIKE, OKAY, I ACTUALLY CARE NOW.
...COLT MAKES HIS MOVE...
Colt: I'M AFTER SOME INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF THE COUGAR.
TRAVIS MAY HAVE HAD THE FIRST KISS, BUT I'M NOT AFTER A KISS RIGHT NOW.
...AND RYAN DOESN'T LIKE IT.
YOU DID NOTHING BUT TALK STUPID -- ALL NIGHT.
HOW AM I TALKING --?
YOU'RE TALKING LIKE AN IDIOT.
JUST-- JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
AND LATER...
ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FIRST OFFICIAL KISS-OFF?
I AM READY.
...STACEY MUST SEND FIVE MEN HOME.
WHO WILL STAY? AND WHO WILL GO?
Man: STACEY!
HEY THERE. HI, GENTLEMEN.
Stacey: I ABSOLUTELY AM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE.
I THINK THAT YOUNGER GUYS HAVE GOT A ZEST FOR LIFE
AND A CERTAIN SPARK AND PASSION ABOUT THEM
THAT OLDER MEN DON'T REALLY HAVE.
AND I LOVE THE DIVERSITY
OF THE GUYS THAT ARE HERE TONIGHT.
COLT IS THE ONE THAT I WANT TO TALK TO.
- YES. SORRY, BOYS. - SO, COME WITH ME?
- GAME, SET, MATCH. - GO ON.
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU.
YOU WERE GONNA WIN THE FIRST IMPRESSION.
THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
- ABOUT THE LYRICS. - AH.
Stacey: I HAVE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH COLT ABOUT THE SONG
THAT HE SANG FOR ME, 'CAUSE IT CAME OFF A LITTLE BIT CONDESCENDING.
MAYBE I'M WRONG.
WERE YOU MAKING A JOKE OF ME DATING YOUNGER MEN?
ABSOLUTELY NOT. I'LL RUN THROUGH 'EM:
"SO YOU LIKE GUYS UNDER 30, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE DIRTY."
- DOESN'T MEAN I'M DIRTY? - IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE DIRTY.
I THINK SOME PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE THE MIND FRAME OF
"LOOK, SHE'S GOING FOR GUYS A LITTLE BIT YOUNGER.
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?" YOU KNOW GUYS HAVE BEEN DOING THAT
- FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. - THEY HAVE.
- THE LYRICS AND-- - I WAS ABSOLUTELY TRYING TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT.
- OKAY. - I'M SORRY IF YOU TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY.
NO, YOU KNOW, I LOVE WITTY BANTER,
AND IF IT WAS ALL IN GOOD HUMOR,
THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT, BUT I MISREAD THAT.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, AND I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU:
WHEN I SHOWED UP, I WAS LIKE-- YOU KNOW, I WAS READY TO DO THIS
BECAUSE I'M A COMPETITIVE GUY.
- AND I WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA WIN THIS THING--" - THAT'S A GOOD THING.
- YEAH. AND THEN YOU SHOWED UP AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY..." - I LIKE THAT.
"...I ACTUALLY CARE NOW."
LET ME ASK YOU THIS: CAN I STEAL A KISS FROM YOU
- BEFORE WE GO BACK? - YES.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
TRAVIS MAY HAVE HAD THE FIRST KISS,
BUT I'M NOT AFTER A KISS RIGHT NOW.
I'M AFTER SOME INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF THE COUGAR.
- Joe: I'M NOT THE COMPETITIVE TYPE. - Jon: YOU GOTTA BE, MAN.
I'M JUST GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE TIP, MAN:
IF YOU WANT-- YOU WANT TO HAVE TIME WITH HER, YOU GOTTA BE COMPETITIVE.
- I AGREE. - YOU GOTTA JUMP IN, DUDE. DIVE IN.
- I HEAR YOU. - Joe: I GET NERVOUS AROUND STACEY.
THERE'S SO MUCH COMPETITION HERE, SO JON WAS TELLING ME
TO BE A LITTLE MORE AGGRESSIVE, WHICH WAS GOOD--
- THAT WAS GOOD ADVICE. - DON'T BE SHY, MAN.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GO DOWN.
- HI, GUYS. - Jon: HEY.
- HOW ARE YOU? - I'M DOING WELL.
- HOW ABOUT YOURSELF? - MAY I JOIN YOU?
- PLEASE DO, PLEASE DO. - HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - I'M DOING GOOD.
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SOME ONE-ON-ONE WITH YOU.
- LET'S GO FOR IT. ALL RIGHT. - LET'S GO. COOL.
LET'S FIND A WARM PLACE TO GO.
WHY AN OLDER WOMEN? OR HAVE YOU DATED OLDER WOMEN?
UM, I'VE DATED OLDER WOMEN.
AND I THINK THE THING WITH ME WITH OLDER WOMEN
IS THAT THERE'S NO GAMES.
I OWN MY OWN HOUSE-- I OWNED MY OWN HOUSE AT 26.
I'M 27 RIGHT NOW.
AND I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY TO KIND OF SHARE THAT WITH.
Stacey: THAT'S A GOOD THING.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. I USUALLY DON'T LIKE TO STEP ON A MAN'S TOES
OR ANYTHING, BUT FOR YOU I'D DO ANYTHING.
SO IF I COULD HAVE A MOMENT WITH YOU,
- I'D APPRECIATE IT. - ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY, PLEASE. RIGHT THIS WAY.
NICE TO TALKING TO YOU.
NICE TALKING TO YOU. I'LL SEE YOU.
UH, I KNOW I'M MAYBE ONE OF THE YOUNGEST ONES HERE.
- I'M NOT SURE. - HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- I'M 23. - OKAY.
I'M FROM BOSTON. I'M FROM BOSTON.
- I CAN HEAR THAT. - ABSOLUTELY.
I'M FROM BOSTON. SO YEAH, I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE.
I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM HERE FOR YOU.
- THANK YOU. - I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE.
DO YOU DATE OLDER WOMEN TYPICALLY,
OR REALLY, YOU PROBABLY DON'T LOOK FOR OLDER WOMEN BUT--
- UM, I DO. - --IF IT HAPPENS, IT HAPPENS.
GIRLS THAT I'VE DATED IN THE PAST, GIRLS MY AGE,
HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN UP TO PAR.
YOU KNOW, I JUST THINK THAT I CARRY ON A BETTER CONVERSATION WITH OLDER WOMEN.
THEY KIND OF UNDERSTAND ME A LITTLE BIT MORE.
THAT'S A GREAT ANSWER, SO THAT'S GREAT.
- THANK YOU. - ABSOLUTELY.
Kevin: SO YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHERE STACEY'S AT?
- Johnny: NO. - I NEED SOME ALONE TIME WITH THAT WOMAN A.S.A.P.
WHAT'S YOUR GAME PLAN TALKING WITH HER?
I'M GONNA BE REALLY CLASSY.
- LIKE MAYBE-- - ARE YOU A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN?
- YEAH. - WITH MY GOOD LOOKS AND MY CHARM
OF BEING THE LAST GUY HERE STANDING.
I KNOW WHAT I WANT, SO WE'RE A GOOD MATCH.
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW EXCITING IT IS TO BE HERE.
I LIKE TO LIVE LIFE OUT OF THE NORM,
OUT OF THE BOX.
AND EVEN THOUGH I'M UNEMPLOYED,
I DO SEE MYSELF AS A LIFE ENTHUSIAST.
- MM-HMM. - I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THAT OPTIMISM IN LIFE
AND I TRY TO STAY POSITIVE EACH AND EVERY DAY.
HAVE YOU EVER DATED AN OLDER WOMAN?
I HAVE NOT. I PRETTY MUCH HAVE LITTLE EXPERIENCE IN THAT.
I DID HAVE A COUPLE OF PICK-UP LINES I WANTED TO THROW AT YOU.
PICK-UP LINES?
- DEFINITELY. - YEAH?
WHY DON'T YOU THROW OUT ONE RIGHT NOW?
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
KIND OF LIKE A FRENCH KISS, BUT DOWN UNDER.
KIND OF BRASH, BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT TO BE CONFIDENT.
ALL RIGHT. I THINK I'LL WAIT ON THE AUSTRALIAN KISS.
- DEFINITELY, SURE. - KEEP TO MY HOME COUNTRY,
BUT THANK YOU.
Colt: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TALK TO HER ABOUT?
THIS IS A WHOLE NEW THING FOR ME.
I'VE NEVER DATED A GIRL WHO CAN LEGALLY DRINK BEFORE,
NEVER MIND A COUGAR. THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO MEET A COUGAR.
YOU'VE NEVER DATED A 2-- A GIRL NEAR YOUR AGE?
- NUH-UH. - I THINK YOU'RE LYING.
NUH-UH. THEY WERE 18, 19, 20. I'M 26.
I GOT AN IDEA-- MAYBE A 25-YEAR-OLD CHICK. TRY THAT ONE OUT.
- DUDE, AGE IS A NUMBER. - NO, IT'S NOT!
- NO, IT'S NOT. - YES, IT IS.
Colt: THAT'S THE SILLIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.
LET ME FINISH, YOU -- "AD-COT"-- WHATEVER YOU CALL THAT THING...
- "ASCOT" WITH TWO Ts. - "ASCOT" WITH TWO Ts.
- THAT'S HOW YOU SPELL IT. - LOOK, --,
I'M GONNA TELL YOU: AGE IS A NUMBER.
IT'S NOTHING BUT A NUMBER. WHO -- CARES--
I DO. I THINK IN GENERAL THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR AGE.
YOU'RE A TOTAL -- THEN, TO ME.
I'M A TOTAL --. I'M A TOTAL -- THEN?
WHAT THE -- ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, ASCOT MOTHER--?
COLT HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
I'M HERE FOR STACEY; I'M NOT HERE TO START DRAMA.
I'M SURE HE WON'T GET IN MY FACE, BECAUSE IF HE DOES--
I THINK HE KNOWS BETTER.
YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO MAKE FRIENDS HERE.
I'M NOT GONNA ARGUE-- I'M NOT GONNA GET
IN A -- FIGHT WITH THIS GUY.
I THINK RYAN'S A LITTLE BIT UPSET WITH ME BECAUSE
HE BOMBED HIS FIRST LINE,
AND HE SAW HOW SMOOTH I WAS WITH HER.
AND NOW HE KNOWS HE'S BEAT.
YOU'RE TALKING LIKE AN IDIOT.
YOU'RE TALKING-- YOU'RE TALKING DOWN TO ME LIKE--
NO, YOU'VE CALLED ME-- YOU'VE CALLED ME--
YOU DID NOTHING BUT TALK STUPID -- ALL NIGHT.
HOW AM I TALKING --?
David: BRO, SIT DOWN.
- YOU'RE A -- IDIOT. - Colt: THIS IS STUPID.
ALL RIGHT.
Colt: I DON'T CARE FOR RYAN. I THINK HE'S JUST STUPID.
I THINK HE'S DRUNK. I DON'T CARE FOR HIM.
Ryan: THE MORE TIME HE SPENDS FOCUSING ON ME,
THE SOONER HE'LL BE KICKED OUT OF HERE.
I'M HER FOR STACEY. IN THE END,
I WILL BE THE ONE THAT STACEY CHOOSES.
Joe: IT'S NOT A SCARF! IT'S AN ASCOT.
HEY, EVERYONE! HEY, THERE. WHERE'S MY COUGAR AT?
- I'M RIGHT HERE. - Vivica: COME ON OVER HERE, STACEY.
I GOT TO TAKE YOU BACK FROM THE BOYS, HONEY.
WELL, NOW IT IS TIME FOR US TO GET SERIOUS.
BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR OUR COUGAR
TO SEND FIVE OF YOU HOME.
THE NEXT TIME THAT WE SEE YOU GUYS WILL BE AT THE KISS-OFF.
- STACEY DARLING, COME WITH ME. - ALL RIGHT.
Stacey: THE NIGHT IS COMING TO AN END,
AND THIS DECISION-- IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY REALLY DIFFICULT FOR ME.
THESE YOUNG GUYS ARE AWESOME.
THEY'VE MADE ME FEEL LIKE AN ABSOLUTE PRINCESS,
AND I'M-- I WAS SO FLATTERED.
SO IT'S GOING TO BE VERY TOUGH.
Announcer: UP NEXT...
ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FIRST OFFICIAL KISS-OFF?
- I AM READY. - WHEN STACEY CALLS YOUR NAME,
PLEASE STEP FORWARD. IF SHE KISSES YOU ON THE LIPS,
THAT MEANS THAT SHE WISHES FOR YOU TO STAY.
IF SHE GIVES YOU HER CHEEK,
THEN YOU WILL BE LEAVING THE HOUSE TONIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR THE KISS-OFF.
NOW THERE ARE 20 OF YOU STANDING HERE,
BUT SOON ONLY 15 WILL REMAIN.
WHEN STACEY CALLS YOUR NAME,
PLEASE STEP FORWARD.
SHE WILL ASK YOU TO GIVE HER A KISS.
IF SHE KISSES YOU ON THE LIPS,
THAT MEANS THAT SHE WISHES FOR YOU TO STAY.
AND YOU WILL BE MOVING INTO THE HOUSE.
PLEASE TAKE A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE
AND JOIN ME BY THE FIRE.
IF SHE GIVES YOU HER CHEEK,
THEN YOU WILL BE LEAVING THE HOUSE TONIGHT.
- UNDERSTAND? - Men: YEAH.
ALL RIGHT. GENTLEMEN,
HERE'S THE COUGAR.
Stacey: GENTLEMEN, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR
COMING HERE AND SPENDING THIS FABULOUS EVENING WITH ME.
I DO SEE MYSELF POTENTIALLY FALLING IN LOVE
WITH ONE MAN WHO IS STANDING IN THIS ROOM TONIGHT.
TRAVIS,
YOU WON THE FIRST IMPRESSION, SO YOU GET THE FIRST KISS.
- THANK YOU. - KISS ME, TRAVIS.
THANK YOU.
- COLT. - UH-OH, BOYS.
KISS ME, COLT.
ABSOLUTELY.
THANK YOU.
RICH.
KISS ME, RICH.
ADAM.
KISS ME, ADAM.
JOHN.
KISS ME, JOHN.
DAVID.
DAVID, KISS ME.
- ( chuckles ) - ( Vivica laughs )
GRANT.
STACEY, UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, I HAVE A TWIN BROTHER
WHO'S ALSO IN THE SAME RACE AS I AM,
SO I'LL TAKE A HUG AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY.
THAT'S OKAY. I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU MY CHEEK ANYWAY.
All: AWW!
SORRY.
JIMMY.
JIMMY, KISS ME.
JOE.
JOE, KISS ME.
- YES. - ( Stacey chuckles )
- WELL DONE, JOE. - WHEW!
JIM.
JIM, KISS ME.
BRAD.
KISS ME, BRAD.
Men: AWW.
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
- SORRY. - IT'S OKAY.
NICK.
NICK, KISS ME.
KAI.
KAI, KISS ME.
JOHNNY.
JOHNNY, KISS ME.
AUSTIN.
AUSTIN, KISS ME.
BODIE.
BODIE, KISS ME.
- GOODBYE, BODIE. - SEE YOU GUYS.
Vivica: GENTLEMEN, WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL FOUR GUYS,
AND ONE OF YOU WILL BE SENT HOME.
J.D.
- HI. - HI.
J.D., KISS ME.
TOM.
TOM, KISS ME.
Vivica: ALL RIGHT, GUYS, IT'S DOWN TO THE TWO OF YOU.
AND ONLY ONE OF YOU WILL STAY.
KEVIN.
KEVIN, KISS ME.
MY PLEASURE.
- Guys: OOH. - Jim: NO.
Vivica: GOODBYE, KEVIN.
Kevin: I'M FEELING SHOCKED RIGHT NOW.
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, HARD TO SWALLOW
WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN THERE.
I DEFINITELY THOUGHT WHEN WE HAD OUR ALONE TIME,
UM, SHE WAS INTO WHAT I WAS SAYING
AND I DEFINITELY FELT ATTRACTED TO HER.
I WAS JUST WRONG.
IT JUST SUCKS. IT HURTS.
- HERE WE GO. - RYAN.
( guys muttering )
Man: ON THE KNEE.
RYAN, KISS ME.
- YEAH YEAH! - ( whispers )
- GOD BLESS! A MIRACLE! - WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
WE'RE IN! WE'RE IN, WE'RE IN. IT'S ON!
IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG.
GENTLEMEN, THIS WAS A REALLY DIFFICULT DECISION FOR ME,
BUT I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW HOW THRILLED I AM
THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ARE HERE.
AND TOMORROW MORNING THE JOURNEY BEGINS,
AND WE WILL FIND OUT WHO IS THE LAST MAN ON MY ARM.
ALL RIGHT. TO THE COUGAR!
- CHEERS. - TO STACEY.
- TO STACEY! CHEERS. - CHEERS.
Stacey: I CANNOT THINK OF A BETTER WAY
TO START THE NEXT CHAPTER OF MY LIFE.
I FEEL LIKE EVE IN A GARDEN OF FORBIDDEN FRUIT.
GOOD MORNING, BOYS.
Adam: I CAME HERE TO MEET A COUGAR--
WINE, DINE AND PURSUE HER.
WE CAN TALK LIKE THIS; I GOT YOU.
- OH, MY GOSH! - Stacey: NOW I'M LIVING WITH THESE GUYS,
- SO I'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW THEM BETTER. - LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL.
THEY ARE DOING WHATEVER THEY CAN TO GET MY ATTENTION,
WHETHER IT'S SHOWING ME THEIR ABS, JUMPING IN THE POOL,
MAKING ME COCKTAILS. THEY ARE COMING ON SO STRONG.
- I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A KISS. - NO NO NO NO.
- YOU HAVE TO, LIKE, WORK ON THE TIMING THING. - YEAH, I KNOW.
GENTLEMEN, I FIRST WANT TO SAY
THAT THE MORE THAT I'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW EACH OF YOU,
- THE CLOSER I OBVIOUSLY FEEL. - WHOO!
- OH, WOW. - WHAT A NICE RESPONSE.
TO A VERY ROMANTIC EVENING WITH YOU.
I DON'T EVEN THINK HE'S LEGAL. DID YOU GUYS CHECK HIS I.D. BEFORE HE CAME HERE?
Stacey: I TRULY BELIEVE YOU CAN FIND A RELATIONSHIP
WITH SOMEBODY WHO IS 10, 15, 20 YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU.
MM-HMM!
I'M EXCITED THAT I'M, LIKE, AT A POINT IN MY LIFE
THAT I KNOW WHAT I WANT, AND IT FEELS GREAT.
Adam: WHETHER IT'S A GROUP DATE, OR IT'S JUST A ONE-ON-ONE,
I'VE GOT TO STEP IT UP AND I'VE GOT TO GET MORE INTIMATE WITH HER.
YOU KNOW THAT AT ANY TIME
AND ON ANY DATE, THAT I CAN ELIMINATE ONE OF YOU.
Ryan: I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONE TO GO.
Jimmy: SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET SENT HOME.
EVERYBODY'S --ING BRICKS.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY-- I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
I AM DEVELOPING SOME SERIOUS FEELINGS FOR YOU.
Adam: IT'S ALL ABOUT STACEY,
- YOU'RE GONNA GET SENT HOME. - Colt: SHE'S UPSTAIRS WITH A GUY.
- Ryan: WHAT'S SHE DOING? - Joe: I AM THE FIRST GUY TO SEE THE COUGAR DEN.
Jimmy: IF SHE SLEPT WITH HIM TONIGHT, WOULD YOU BE SCARED?
Tom: YOU CAN'T EVEN RATIONALIZE WHAT'S TAKING PLACE RIGHT NOW.
Stacey: THERE IS SOME SERIOUS TESTOSTERONE FLYING THROUGH THIS HOUSE.
- BE THE ALPHA MALE! - I'M NOT BLOCKING ANYTHING, MAN.
Stacey: SOMEONE IS GOING TO WIND UP HURT.
Tom: HE IS ENEMY #1.
Stacey: AS AN OLDER WOMAN DATING YOUNGER MEN,
I'M REALLY NERVOUS THAT I COULD WALK OUT THE DOOR ALONE MYSELF.
YOU PUT YOUR FEELINGS OUT THERE. IT'S REAL.
LOVE HAS NO AGE.
WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAVE MY HEART,
I MEANT IT.
THAT'S A BIG DEAL. I DON'T TAKE THAT LIGHTLY.
Tom: I'M READY TO MAKE THAT PHYSICAL CONNECTION
WITH HER THAT SHE WANTS.
WHEN HIS MOM REALIZES THAT STACEY'S 15 YEARS OLDER THAN HIM.
- YOU'RE 40? - Stacey: I HAVE FOUR KIDS.
I ACTUALLY HAVE A DAUGHTER WHO'S OLDER THAN YOU.
SO WOULD YOU SAY YOU'RE FALLING IN LOVE WITH MY MOM?
Stacey: AM I CRAZY? AM I MAKING A BIG MISTAKE?
MAYBE THE REST OF THE WORLD IS RIGHT
MAYBE I SHOULD NOT BE WITH SOMEBODY SO YOUNG.
I LOVE YOU AND WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER.
Stacey: I AM FALLING FOR HIM.
- Ryan: I DON'T WANT THIS TO END. - Tom: ALL OF A SUDDEN,
- MY HEART'S BEATING OUT OF MY CHEST. - Stacey: I DON'T CARE
HOW IT LOOKS ON THE OUTSIDE. I'M HERE TO FIND THE MAN OF MY DREAMS--
SOMEONE THAT I'M GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.
Nick: I AM THE MAN THAT SHE IS ULTIMATELY GOING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH.
Ryan: I'M GETTING DOWN ON A KNEE AND I'M ASKING HER.
I DON'T CARE-- I'M DOING IT.
ON "THE COUGAR."