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Well, hello guys.
Welcome to Comic Commentary on the nerd channel, where
we read your comments from all the videos of the week.
I'm Steve Zaragoza.
I'm Meg Turney.
I'm Trisha Hershberger, and before we jump into comments,
let's go ahead and take a look at some of the fabulous art
work you guys have sent this week.
Let's do that.
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So Steve and I did another episode of GTA V NOOBS.
Yeah, we did.
And we started trying missions, which was very exciting.
Doing something we're supposed to do in the game.
Yeah.
And you know what?
I think I need to do a disclaimer here,
because there's a lot of comments-- and none of them
are in here, thankfully-- but there
was a lot of comments that are like,
Trisha and Steve really suck.
Why can't they just be good at the game?
Or like, I don't want to watch people suck.
And it's like, really?
Really?
The point of the show.
Do you want to watch us rock out in the game,
or do you want to watch us have fun, and *** around?
There are lots of professional gamers,
that you can watch game, if that's what you're looking for.
This specific show, is about having a good time.
Yeah.
Plus, it's more funny to watch Trisha fall backwards
after trying--
Hey!
--to jump onto the--
Like when I hit the wrong button and just jumped out
of your speeding car?
Yeah, it's great.
It just makes for so much of a better experience.
I'm coming to save you, Steve.
Right off a cliff.
Yeah.
Remus0387 says, I would watch a movie starring Steve and Trisha
as two inept, wannabe gangsters who
get involved in all of criminal hijinks and become
wanted by crime bosses, police, hitmen,
but survive through sheer dumb luck.
A hilarious black comedy.
That would happen.
I think that's a great idea.
I think we should make it happen.
Well, do you think we-- our physical antics-- could
translate well to that kind of format?
Because I don't think they could.
Oh, I don't know.
Yeah.
Because I think there's--
I don't know.
--I mean look, this is going--
I definitely need a stunt person.
Right.
Because I was going to say, it was going to be a complement,
but I'd like to think that you're
slightly more coordinated than your video game counterpart.
My video game counterpart is amazing--
Yeah, she's got--
--for the record.
--she doesn't know how to walk, really.
She's twice my size, and kind of looks
like a zombified version of Wednesday Adam.
Yeah, she looks like she's got a bad time going on
in the face area.
And you have a face tattoo.
I've got a face tattoo, yeah.
Wow.
Y'all are hard.
We're thugs.
Y'all are hard.
Yeah, we're thugs.
Diamond Plated says, I thought Steve's beard magically grew
back over the weekend, but then he did the outro
and it was all too good to be true. #RIPStevesBeard.
Well, listen guys.
It's coming back.
Officially, the beard is growing back.
It is.
I just thought it was getting scruffy.
Yeah.
No, it's come back, and it's growing pretty quickly.
Quicker than I thought it would.
And I like how it grows faster here,
I know, right?
Isn't that funny?
Than the rest of your face.
I know.
I think it's because-- I don't know, my body has always,
like--
You're going to be rocking the goatee.
I'll rock the goatee for a little bit.
But, yeah, I don't know if you guys noticed,
but hair does actually grow back.
It's interesting.
It's very interesting.
Well, you hope it does.
It's science.
You hope it does.
I think you should start doing a picture every day,
so you can do a time lapse, here--
Oh, like that one second a day app.
That's not a bad idea, man.
Oh, I used to do ones.
Then everyone could see the progression of the beard.
Remember 1 Second Everyday, when you
were doing your arcade machine, and you were my 1 Second.
Yeah.
It looked like Steve and I were dating, because Steve was my 1
second for like 5 days in a row.
Yeah, it's true.
They were dating.
Don't feed that rumor.
Listen, it was a very quick thing.
Sarah was OK with it, Meg wasn't, and so it ended.
See, polyamory is OK.
Polyamory.
[SINGING] [INAUDIBLE] to be.
Mrjoshua1983 says, I shouldn't be giggling
so much when I watch this, but I am.
Most adorable small time crooks.
Hey, we're big-time crooks, now.
Well, we're thugs.
He achieved thug status.
We're thugs.
Which is funny, because I read a comment once,
where people were like, thug is the lowest level you achieve.
Like when start to do--
Well, our goal is to be thugs.
Well who knows?
We're going to work our way up the ranks,
maybe we'll be Kingpins some day.
Is that the highest level?
I don't know, maybe.
Sure, I liked it.
Sam Finnegan says, Why even say "stop or I'll shoot you"?
Just clip them with no remorse and beat the damn mission.
Lol you guys are the most pacifist GTA players ever.
Excuse me, sir, sir, I will shoot you.
Yeah, we get to a drug bust, and I was like,
well maybe we can talk-- don't shoot them right away,
maybe we have to talk to them first.
I thought it was part of the mission.
And then the second we get out of the car,
they just started shooting the F out of us.
It's GTA, of course they're going to shoot the hell out
of you.
Well, what if we could promise them some sweet hookers
and money?
But see, that's the beauty of playing this game with Trisha,
because she's like a mom playing a video game.
But I believe that you were the one who said, stop
or I'll shoot you.
I don't think that was a me-quote.
Well, I'm saying that because I like
to vocalize what's happening internally in my head.
Hence, sometimes I'll just say the word *** randomly,
for no reason.
Oh boy.
In supermarkets.
In supermarkets, around children.
They need to learn some time.
Some veggies and fruits maybe look like one.
The eggplant, if you cut it just right,
looks just like a *** if you put your fingers down
through it.
All right, so on Tabletalk this week,
we did bug-out bags, accents, and pudding.
We asked you, like, 15 questions.
What dooms day preparations have you made?
Do you like pudding?
how do you feel about Disney Star Wars?
Weirdest thing you've ever found,
heard, or saw in a hotel?
What's your favorite accent?
That's a lot of them.
Michael Boland says-- I talked about calling people
a psi, that's one of my new favorite slang terms.
And he says, Newfoundland says-- Newfoundland?
Is that how you say it?
New-found-land.
I'm going to say New-fin-land.
He did spell it New-found-land.
Someone's--
I get in trouble for this a lot.
--ha-ha, stupid Americans.
I get in trouble for this a lot.
I don't want to speak for everyone,
but I'm pretty sure most of us are
pretty not-well traveled, so.
Not an excuse for not knowing what we're doing.
Yeah, throw a Japanese word at me, got it.
Throw a weird, like, Worst-er-sure-shy-her.
I don't know how you say it.
It's weird.
Everything I say is Shire, and it's not ever
that way in England.
All right, Newfoundland says "wadda ya at?"
a lot, that's our main slang word and "yes by."
What does, "yes by," mean?
I don't know what, "yes by," means.
You should give an explanation of what your slang term means.
Yeah, I wish.
There's no context there.
Wadda ya at?
I feel like we can figure out, "wadda ya at."
Maybe it's like, "what's up?"
What's up?
Wadda ya at?
Wadda ya at?
Yeah, wadda ya at?
Wonder what accent I'm using to say it?
I don't know.
I never know.
Oh my god.
My new favorite thing I want to say, though, is, "best not to."
A lot of English people say that.
Mm, best not to put your feet like that.
Oh, that's good.
It's a really passive aggressive way
of telling people not to do things.
That's a mom thing, too, I feel like.
Another English thing I like, too, is, "thanking you."
When it's like, oh that's a delicious looking plate,
thanking you.
Oh, that's weird.
Really?
I've never heard that.
Who says that?
I've heard it in many TV specials from the UK.
Oh.
Oh, I've never heard that either.
All right, here's one.
This is a splendid party here, thanking you.
Oh, I'm going to try that.
El Captain says-- or Captaen-- says,
I was doing one of those dialect tests for the US
and it asked me what I called "doing donuts."
One of the options was "wippin' shitties."
Or whippin' shitties.
Whippin' shitties.
I liked wipe and shitties, I thought
it was a butt reference.
Me too.
Well, everyone does.
There's an H in there.
Whippin' shitties.
We wipin' shitties all day, bro.
I don't think whippin' shitties would have an H in there.
Front to back, not back to front.
It was an H sound, if you're going
to be "whipping" shitties.
Oh, OK.
Back to front.
Yeah, never back to front.
I think we should all start calling
it that, because it effin' rocks.
Nice.
Because back to front means you'll
get the germs in your hoo haw.
No, it's a bad time.
XtDeath says,
They may be.
Oh.
It just may be.
How slim are the jim's here?
Well, because they call them jimmies, condoms.
Oh.
But I believe you call them peperomies.
Mm, I feel so well-travelled.
Mm, hm, hm.
I didn't know that.
Patrick Wise says, I do say nay to pudding.
Fight me, Steve.
Well, come on over, bro.
I'll get in the ring with you, and I'll
fight you all day long.
Can it be pudding wrestling, where you do it in pudding?
Sure, let's do it.
Well, can I just eat the pudding?
Why you got to wrestle in it?
I'll probably be eating it while the other guy's--
Hey don't, mm.
That's how I always felt about margarita wrestling.
What is margarita wrestling?
Wait, you've never heard that?
That's a thing.
Tell me you've never heard of that.
Never heard of it.
You had the weirdest life before you
became the model of SourceFed.
Hey, to be fair-- [LAUGHS] to be fair,
well, I have never margarita wrestled.
I may have done a photo shoot as a Margarita wrestler.
Oh, OK.
Well, get on it, Google!
Wait, what the ***?
What is it?
It's apparently like, I'm assuming you--
It's a kiddie pool full of margarita,
and women wrestle in it.
And she didn't do it at a bar, she did it for a photo shoot.
It wasn't at a frat party, or anything, I was getting paid.
Oh my god.
This is--
Oh, well that makes it better.
Wow, this is so fascinating.
You are fascinating, Trisha Hershberger.
I have a lot of really good stories.
What the ***?
Yes, she does.
Some day you're going to crack this girl, and they are.
That's why I always want to laugh when everyone's like,
oh, Trisha's such a goody two-shoes,
or Trisha's so conservative.
And I'm like mu-ah ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha.
Oh my god, help me please.
Yep.
Saved Rock And Roll says, For the weirdest hotel moments,
my mum and I were staying over at a small inn
and got there around 2am.
The Prancing Pony.
I know, I love it.
Mum fell asleep, but I was up a bit longer.
So as I'm about to fall asleep, I hear a yell of,
what I believe was, "Don't quit!"
From what I thought was two rooms down.
I was going to wake up my mum to them
if they were OK, but thought against it.
10 year old me had no idea until I was 12 in sex ed.
Who says don't quit?
Don't quit is like don't stop.
--It's like don't stop, but--
Don't quit!
Don't quit, I'm very close.
Don't quit!
Well, I don't know.
Ask someone doing a Brit, does that help?
I'm thanking you!
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Oh my god.
As someone dating a Brit, I swear to god,
if he said don't quit, I wouldn't be able to do it.
Right?
You don't stop.
I'd literally drop, and I'd be out.
And then--
And your hair just balloons like--
Oh, yeah, boy.
--from the beanbag, mama.
Eh heh, thanking you.
We brought Head2Head4Play into the mix,
it's a brand new show where four of us play together.
Four play is a play on words, if you
don't understand what that means, ask your mom.
We played hidden in plain sight, and there was no question.
We just wanted wacky responses from you guys.
It's an all new Head2Head!
It is a whole new Head2Head, and it's great.
It's slightly complicated with all the weird *** trophies,
and ***, but.
There's rules now.
Yeah, it's a tournament now, which
I think raises the stakes.
Sure.
Yes.
And we already have next month's punishment,
is I got this weird Cheetos--
Well don't-- I don't know if you want to spoil it.
Do you want to spoil it?
Oh, yeah.
We'll wait till next month.
But we do have it ready to go.
We should just say that.
Yeah.
Next month's punishment Is ready to go.
And this month's punishment, I know
some people thought it was confusing.
Just to clarify, this month's punishment
is, whoever has the two lowest scoring totals has
to how to create some kind of championship belt, or trophy,
to present to the two highest scoring
players, ring-girl style.
So, take the little shirt, and knot it through.
Oh, that's an option.
I still don't get it.
Rith Mike, or Rith Mic says, Trisha, they
make controllers that have fans in them to keep your hands dry.
That's true, did you know that?
Really?
Yes, they do.
You didn't know that?
No, I have my sweat towel that says, "Game on,"
on it, that some lovely person sent in that I use.
And I thought about using-- you know that chalk that you
put your hands in before you do gymnastics?
Then nobody would be able to use any of your controllers.
Wow.
I thought about that, as a possibility.
You want to use the gymnastics's chalk to play video games.
What are they called?
They make my hands not so--
What are those N64--
I know it's like cool-something.
They're called something, and I can't remember what--
But where are the fans, though?
They're like in the hands.
Where do they blow--
They blow in your hands.
Do they blow out?
It's like a big-- yeah, it blows right in.
Into the palm of your hand.
So, this part of the controller has a vent on it.
Yeah.
And it just blows the air--
But it blows sideways, into your palm?
Yeah.
It blows right into your palm, yeah.
Oh, dude.
Yeah.
Juan Ayala says,
I don't know what he means by that.
I don't either.
Has anyone ever gotten an assignment
and gone, I'd just like to say, this is ***?
I don't think anybody's ever said that.
I think people say that.
Yeah, maybe.
When they're like, we need this big term paper,
and it's due in two weeks.
And someone goes, this is ***.
I think that could have been a thing.
Maybe because I was too busy going, oh yay!
Yes.
Cobalt360Degrees says, "If we have
to wait a whole month for one punishment,
it better be something brutal."
Well guess what?
It's not.
It better be something brutal?
I do want to address this, because a lot of people
say things like-- we were reading a comment
yesterday that was like, I want you guys to really hurt,
like really hurt.
Suffer.
Yeah, suffer.
Yeah, what do you want, man?
You must suffer.
We're human beings.
We're already entertaining you for free
with our delicious brand of personalities, here.
He said that as he grabbed the hamburger on his hat.
Well, no.
It's us.
I was encircling all of us.
Our delicious brands of humors and personalities, here.
We don't like being electrocuted, or--
Yeah.
Look, can't you just be entertained by the fact
that we entertain you with sometimes a well-placed fart,
or some big ***, or whatever it is Meg has to offer.
I get it guys--
Aw, that hurt.
Steven!
I'm kidding, Meg, I love you.
So, obviously we're in jest, guys.
But seriously, we're real people, and things hurt.
Right Meg?
Yeah.
Bcom13 says, quote, "I have Cheetos in the room in anybody
would like any."
Yeah.
I laughed so hard when I read that comment, because I don't
know if I was distracted while I was watching this video,
but I remember saying it in the room,
but I didn't know it made the cut.
Yeah.
That's the best part about our editors,
and the things we say around here.
We're very candid, we'll say things at any moment,
and if it seems appropriate for the editors
to leave it in the cut, so be it.
We trust them--
We do trust them.
--to Included and not include the parts of life
that they deem appropriate.
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.
Maybe you can explain this to me.
But Robert Green says, who wants to be the one
to call Vegas and set up a pool for the winner?
I've got Phil at 6:1, Trish at 3:1, Steve at 5:2,
and Meg at 2:1.
So they want a ***.
They want an official *** in Vegas.
Right, but who has the worst odds, then?
Phil, like 6:1?
No, it'd be Phil wins-- I would assume wins-losses.
Phil wins 6--
No, those are the odds.
Like, it's 6:1 that Phil will win.
But is that the best odds?
And then Steve has the worst odds?
No, I would think it means that you have the best odds, at 2:1.
Right?
How do odds work?
Look at this.
I don't bet like that.
I just recently learned craps, OK?
But just look at it.
It's your balls.
So, before we go, we have to give away a T-shirt.
Dun dun-dun dun!
Yes!
[INAUDIBLE], from For Human Peoples.
Awesome T-shirt, goes to Saved Rock and Roll for his
don't quit comment.
That's good.
We are going to sign this, and send it
to you and your lovely face.
So, pay attention to your YouTube inbox,
we will be sending you a message.
Hey, guys?
How much money will you give me to actually try, "Don't quit,"
in real life?
I dare you.
I know you dare me.
How much will I get, though, if I actually do it?
I feel like you could say a lot, and people'd
be like, yeah, whatever, don't quit.
Like it's going to roll right off their shoulders.
Well, we shouldn't.
It's going to go into weird territory
if we keep going with this subject.
Guys, this weekend we have bloopies,
Yes, we do.
We got movie club, we got new movie things show.
These two are going to see the LEGO movie.
Yeah!
So, stay tuned for all that.
I'm Meg Turney.
I'm Steve Zaragoza.
I'm Trisha Hershberger.
Meg, I love you.
I'm sorry I said those mean things about you.
You two need to kiss and make up, because I love you both,
and I'm going to be real sad if you're fighting.
Take a picture of us with that Vista Master,
or that View Master.
OK.
I'm taking a picture of you with a tyrannosaurus.
Meg, Meg, no don't.
Don't.
Ah!
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