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Hello, I just got a message from Arthur. He asked me:
Hi Mr. Laflamme. 'I just met a beautiful and intriguing woman.
However, I am a non-smoker that is not the case for her. Do you think it will hurt our
long-term relationship? ' Dear Arthur, when a woman smokes, she shortens
her life in addition to smell like a pig. All her clothes, her apartment, her car, her
hair, her breath stink. It takes more than a little pouch, pouch here and there to eliminate
the persistent smell of smoke. You always smell the nicotine.
If you choose a smoker, you don't have a nose or you're probably very silly. You know why?
This woman, my friend, was caught by the dark side of the force. Soon she will play all
the most disturbing characters of the universe. The dark side of the force will ensure that
her breathing will become similar to Darth Vader (imitation of breathing). She will be,
if not already done, the black knight by the color of her lungs. Do you really want to
be sleeping next to Darth Vader all your life long?
The dark side of the force will eventually scuff her voice. Her soft and feminine voice
will progressively transform. Soon she will have the voice of the Godfather (voice of
the Godfather). Do you really want to be sleeping next to the Godfather your whole life?
The dark side of the force will transform her body and mind every 30 minutes. The woman
you think you know will go outside to smoke. Snow, rain, wind gusts, storm, nothing will
stop her. She can now withstand all of this, because the charming Dr. Jekyll will become
Miss Hyde. Do you really want to be sleeping next to Miss Hyde all your life long?
So, if you are attracted by a smoker, don't be silly. Do not fall into the dark side of
the force. To conclude, if you're not convinced yet,
cough a good shot. In a few years, you'll hear it all the time! If you choose a smoker,
you do not deserve ... tar and feathers! I thank Arthur for his question. For other
sound advice, I invite you to ask questions and to see other videos at ForbiddenToWomen.bloguez.com.