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(Goku) My name is Son Goku like the monkey king
Better take my weights off when I step in the ring
You've got a forehead protector but how could I do you harm
This is a battle of wits and you came unarmed
you lend your strength from a powerful bijuu
no one'd acknowledge your existence without that fox inside you
Your voice bugs me more than Shino and Obama
Sounds like Gaara's got his sand in your vagin-
(Naruto) IIII'm the son of the Fourth, you better believe it!
My dad died saving the Hidden Leaf, ***!
You got given up at birth and sent to destroy
But all they got was a silly retarded monkey-boy
You don't know real pain, I've met him ~ in fact:
I beat his *** and made him give my dead friends back!
You go around looking for some stupid-*** ballz
And pray to a magic fairy dragon, lolz!
(Goku) You noisy little kid relying on Jutsu
My martial arts beat yours and I make orange look cool!
You talk about the people you supposidly saved
But tell me Naruto, where is that Pervy Sage?
I've battle clones and androids and little green men
My wife makes better food than your Ichiraku ramen
Your Rasengan is cute, but let me tell you this fella:
Everybody knows the best move is: KAMEHAMEHA!
(Naruto) Missed me dude, before this battle is through
You'll know I'm better at everything, even got more tails than you
You take five episodes to power up one move
Even when the planet was supposed to blow up soon
Your ultimate form turns your black hair yellow
Mine engulfs me in flames, Dattebayo!
I'll make a shadow-clone to beat up your Namek friend
Better ask Vegeta for my power-level - It's over 9000!