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KEVIN: So, let me get this straight. Luke needs some ready cash and he wants you lot
to cough up?
SALLY: He's offering shares, Kevin. It's an investment! It's all legal and above board.
KEVIN: Hmmm, I've heard that before.
SALLY: Hey, it's no difference to the chance you gave to Tyrone.
KEVIN: There's no comparison. I'm still the boss, and there's a little thing called 'The
Recession'.
SALLY: Folk will always need underwear. It's the one thing in life you can't do without.
KEVIN: Well, I don't know. Save a few quid. I'm game if you are!
SALLY: Kevin!
KEVIN: Au naturel. Theraputic they reckon!
SALLY: Ignore your father!
KEVIN: A bit of circulation, down below.
SALLY: Do you mind? I'm trying to be serious here. This is a wonderful business opportunity.
KEVIN: Ok. What's the bottom line?
SOPHIE: I think it's called a gusset.
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SALLY: Well, you're not running a temperature.
ROSIE: I've told you already, I feel dizzy and my stomach hurts.
KEVIN: Probably food poisoning.
ROSIE: Well how can it be? We're all fine.
ROSIE: It's probably just a bug or something.
SOPHIE: Yeah. Skivy-itus?
SALLY: Oh, so much for compassion! You're supposed to be the chrisitan.
KEVIN: Maybe you should go to the doctors.
SOPHIE: Yeah, or maybe we should organise a mass prayer.
SALLY: Sophie!
ROSIE: I just want to sleep.
SALLY: Awwww.
KEVIN: Probably the best thing for you.
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SOPHIE: Oi, Ches! How's it go again? Wax on, wax off.
KEVIN: Ey, leave him alone! He's doing a good job. Alright, Ben?
BEN: Hiya, Mr Webster! How's it going?
KEVIN: It'll be better when you start calling me Kevin.
BEN: Are you sure?
SOPHIE: He's been called worse. Um, dad? Is it alright if we go back to our house and
watch a DVD, please?
KEVIN: Yeah, keep the noise down. Your sister's not feeling well, remember?
SOPHIE: Mmm, yeah. Are you coming, Ches?
CHESNEY: I'm ok, thanks.
SOPHIE: Yeah, alright. Well, uh, don't let hom fob you off with the minimum wage rubbish.
See you later!
CHESNEY: Yeah.
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SALLY: Soph? I didn't know you had company.
SOPHIE: Hiya, mum. I thought you were ill?
ROSIE: Shouldn't you be at Bible class?
SALLY: A word.
ROSIE: Ugh, what now?
SALLY: Where have you been?
ROSIE: Doctors.
SALLY: Don't lie to me. And another...
ROSIE: Oh, sorry mum. Got a call. Hello? Speaking. Yeah!