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Mike that's so sweet... no take a seat and fill out this form. It's my third time this week. I'm starting to feel a little strange. My cloak is so awesome you wish it were...

Look into my eyes, Denise Oh, Mike, that's so sweet... now take a seat and fill out this form. I like blood. What the heck is wrong with these people? Especially Emma. It better be Obama or...

There was no bleeding blind man that ran through here I'm on to you. Look into my eyes, Denise. It's about Walter cheating on Beverly. Lets find his office and install the spy cam....

Tomorrow nights the annual post tax season party. We're all invited. I wonder what Denise is gonna wear. OK Nance, go do your thing. I'm selling girl scout cookies. Wanna buy some thin...

(music) Just look at Shadows. (cat moaning) He's our pet! It wasn't me. What's going on? Mom's mad about Shadows. Her bust is so big she eclipses everything around...

Your new home school teacher will be her in a few minutes. Remember what we talked about. I know, no biting, no head collection and... we are NOT vampires. It's been very depressing in the ER...

Mind if I cut in? It's about Walter cheating on Beverly. Walter is not cheating on me. We all saw the way he looked at Denise at the party. Grandma's right. Now things are worse than...

♪♪♪ (beeping) (heavy breathing) (flatline beeping) Well, Mrs Tepes, Will you please take Mary Sanchez here down to the morgue? Jeez, Walter, give yourself a break. Yeah, you're the first to...

Okay, uh... good morning YouTUBE its voting day in America. and uh... so I was just at my polling place, and theirs so many things to laugh about when you're there. Um... I'm... uh......

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