Songs for well behaved children

The craster, fast, though not faster Than the brash and raspy plasterer Met with quite a sore disaster... Perhaps because she was not faster. She lived on trash under the plaster Until the day that...
It's my mother and my father And my sister and the dog, My two little brothers and me. We're going on a trip And we're riding in the car, We've been driving all day it seems. Were gonna see Grandma...
I wanna be a dog, wanna wag my tail, Chase cars and knock over garbage cans, Bite the man who brings the mail. I wanna be a dog, wanna lie on the floor, Chase squirrels and cats, get fed, get fat,...
Cindy's absent, she's not here, Why oh why--oh my; poor dear With thoughts of some exotic dish, She began to eat the fish That used to swim 'round in the bowl. She ate and ate without control. She ate...