Ryan stiles
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
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I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
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The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.
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I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
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If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.
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I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.
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What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.
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Good evening, and welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Tonight's performers: The man with the dirty last name - Greg Proops! He's what's for dinner - Wayne...
