You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

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The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.

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If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

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If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

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I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

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When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

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I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

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Back off or the lizard gets it!

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That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.

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If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.

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