Robin williams

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

Reality: What a concept!

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

In America they really do mythologise people when they die.

You're only given one little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.