Noel coward

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find...

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Work is much more fun than fun.

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives since to equal it in strength? A sort of splendid carelessness it was, holding us together.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.