Naughty songs for boys and girls

They said, "Eat the broccoli," I ate the broccoli, They said, "Eat the spinach," I ate the spinach, They said, "Eat the meat loaf, mashed potatoes, peanut butter, String...

I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, Yes you can, Yes you can, Yes you can, Yes you can I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, Yes you can, Yes you can, Yes you can, Yes you can I can't, I can't, I can't,...

Leroy is a late bloomer, he's not like the other boys. He doesn't like to go outside and he doesn't play with toys. He doesn't like girls, he doesn't like sports, he doesn't even like TV He likes to...

Stop moving about, Sit up straight, Comb you hair, Now don't be late. Do this, do that, Sit still, don't move. Don't do anything I don't approve. That's all we hear. That's all they say. Every night...

Dad says that I've got his nose, big and flat and long. He tells me that I look like him but Mom says he is wrong. Aunt Mary says I look just like my older brother, Wayne. Aunt Jennie says my hair's...

You're as sweet as sugar on a stick, Licorice on a gum drop, lickety split. When you smile the whole world opens right up. When I get a little bit of you, I can't get enough. My heart starts pounding...

We're marching shoulder to shoulder To demand equal rights for kids. We're not just "cute", we're important. we're throwing off our chains and our bibs. Children of the world, its time to...

You've heard about some dinosaurs who devour girls and boys They'll eat the meat from head to feet and savor it with joy But I'm an honest dinosaur, prehistoric through and through, And I'm here to...

My mother ran away today She walked right out the door, Packed her tooth brush and pajamas Said, "I can't take it any more." She said that she was tired, She said she had her fill Of cooking...

I am a fierce and ferocious beast, Though I'm sure you cannot tell. I take my pills and medicine, 'Cause I don't feel so well. My head is stuffed, my nose it runs. It hurts my throat to speak; I'm a...