Mustacherides
I grew up in California, I went to public school Played ball on the blacktop every afternoon ME and my friends had problems Just the same as you But when the times get hard and you're stuck in...
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(phone ringing) Hipster Rangers, assemble! Hipster Rangers? We're not hipsters. Right, I meant something else... Rangers, assemble! What's up Gordon? There's a young girl in...
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Life it seems, will fade away Drifting further everyday Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will to live Simply nothing more to give There is nothing more for me...
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Dear Diary, Day One of Movember Madness I know I'm not much to look at yet but I have big dreams. I've never tried anything like this before so, why now? I figure it's because...
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How to Get Rich. Ready to make a bundle? It's easy if you destroy your competitors and ignore your conscience! You will need Idea and ruthlessness. Step 1. Get into real estate. Once you own...
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ARCHER: And so, here is what I propose... We finish these, get some roadies, head back to my huge penthouse, drink chilled champagne served by my valet... WOMAN: Isn't it pronounced valet?...
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Ay yo I heard that you can't live with them Can't live without 'em That's what my daddy said And I ain't about to doubt him Personally I'd be perfectly...
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Wa Wa Wa Waluigi! Wa Wa Waluigi! Here I go! They call me Waluigi They call me Waluigi They call me Waluigi They call me Waluigi! They call me Waluigi They call m.. owowowowowowow! I'm...
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Ok, here's something I've been thinking about... I own a car, which is great. But it really spends most of its time doing, well - nothing. Dudn't do a thing. Just sitting...
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Chuck: Say it. Suzie: I love you. Say it again. I love riding the truck. Come on, say it louder. I love riding the truck! Oh, that's good. There you go. What the hell, suzie! Suzie: Holy shit!...
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