Dumb

Have you ever noticed that sometimes teenagers really need to learn when to keep their mouth shut? You know we teens really need to learn to shut up. But sometimes things just slip out....

God damn are we stupid! And not getting any smarter. That's the scariest thing about life... ...is that dumb people are outbreeding smart people at a fucking staggering pace. And nobody ever...

I got the '89 Firebird Guns like Wyatt Earp Fast forward '98, Mark McGuire shirt I eat dessert while your bitch flirt (Uhh) Ship work to a Mick out in Pittsburgh When you're...

Hi I'm Justin Funny-cat I was the stuntman for dumb ways to die. >> Wasn't it animated? No, they filmed me, being killed over and over again, then animators drew round...

[The Dumb Waiter] [Story by] [Screenplay by] [Directed by] Woah! Galip look at this. A man of ninety crawled under a truck while he was crossing the road. He did what? He crawled under a truck....

C F C F Use a flame with no tied down hair C F C F Juggling too much glassware C F C F No fire extinguisher in the place C F C F Testing chemicals by taste Chorus: C F Am G Dumb way to die, so many...

She was a dumb (dumb), rich (rich), poor Beautiful liar She believes in low lights And burns it up on fire Keep running (running) Into the ladies room And sticking her finger (down) Down her throat...

Why is the secret of a good egg just so hard to crack? Why are they just impossible to boil without making your floor a soggy mess? Did it cook this time? NO! But it doesn't stop there. What...

Set fire to your steak, eat a pie during an earthquake to cut up a pie use your rake,buy a pie filled with kidney and snake! ways to eat pie-ie so many stupid ways to eat pie,stupid ways to eat...

energetic is a very nobody ever talks about this project finished absolute truth he finished eight hundred ninety four's i have a class of eight hundred ninety nine in the naval academy...