CHAD: Ah, springtime. Birds, flowers, the blossoming of life. And this year, Halloween. Old man winter shit on our real Halloween. He shit a phenomenal six feet of powder in 16 hours. And since 14 is...
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW, STARRING COURAGE, THE COWARDLY DOG! ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL, WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITH HER...
THERE'S SOMETHING LURKING IN THE DARK HERE. NOT TOO COMFORTABLE WITH THIS HOUSE AT NIGHT. HE LOVES THE DEATH. IT'S REALLY DISTURBING. IT MAKES ME PHYSICALLY SICK. PREVIOUS OWNER KILLED...
Oh! We have to go home. Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! It's late. Hey! No! Wait a minute. Sit there so I can register this moment here. I'm going to register this moment. Then record it...
Up in the morning I feel the immediate beat of my heart that is speeding up Feeding a demon that's seeking to eat at my being I get up to pee and I think of a million things that I need to...
Of a type of disturbance In the chemical-electrical activity of the brain. In your daughter's case, in the temporal lobe-- Up here, the lateral part of the brain. It's rare, But it...
-[singing quirky tune] Hey! Hey, Pinhead! Hey, Pinhead, hey! -Hey, what's with the new guy? Looks like somebody made a tomato out of an old gym sock. -I don't know, Pear. It's kinda early for a...
-Hell no, guys. You can't scare me. I've never been scared in my life. -I don't believe it. Not once? -Believe it. Never been scared. -Oh yeah? What if I were to do something like this? [roaring]...