male narrator: "ONCE UPON A TIME... THE END." WHAT? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? THESE PAGES ARE TOO STICKY. "A MAN WITH INCREDIBLE SKILL FACED HIS MOST DIFFICULT...
(Knock on Camera) Excuse me. You. Yeah, you! The Responsible Adult! Question: a child sees two escalators going in opposite directions. One goes up toward a successful life full of accomplishment,...
- [laughing] - WHAT'S SO FUNNY? - DAVEY'S CHRISTMAS CARD. - "DASHING THROUGH THE SAND. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, DAVEY DEALS." THIS DON'T LOOK SO HARD, DUDE. I COULD...
SHAWN There's a town On the coast On the path of Father Serra Wealthy white guys in boats Called the "U.S. Riviera" With a dark, dirty secret That's soon to be...
Everybody seems to know when he's around He lifts me up, then fades without a sound Mr. Sun, won't you shine on me? Mr. Sun, won't you shine on me? Why does he arrive,...
( theme music playing ) - RIGHT THERE. - OKAY. ( clanging ) BE CAREFUL AS YOU WALK. JUST LEAVE THEM HERE. ( knocking ) 23... FOUR, FIVE, SIX. 51, 52. ( door closes ) THE LATEST NEWS. Martha: I FAIL TO...
JOANNA: Just keep it and not play anymore? No. Explain that one. You always give a guy a second chance. That's, like, the golden rule of guys. Then what's the problem? The problem is I...
"CALIFORNICATION"... I HATE THE RUBBERS. [ MOANS ] Hank: WHAT HAPPENED BACK THERE COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ANYBODY. WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME... WRONG VAGINA! I THINK IT'S TIME I...

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♪ ♪ (baby crying) (crying continues) (birds cawing) (bell ringing) I'll have to go. Yes, of course you must go... Oh, but who'll give the letter to her ladyship? Oh, I can do that....