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So, what's up? Ugh, I can't believe I have to do this research
paper for class I mean, as pharmacists, how relevant is research
to our practice anyway What are you talking about, pharmacists use
research all the time! But most people I know don't even care about
research But we can show them that we should care
But how? By bringing research back!
I'm bringin' research back (Yeah!) Them other students don't know where it's
at (Yeah!) Use landmark trials, fix DTPs fast (Yeah!)
So turn around and I'll measure the facts. (Yeah!)
(Take 'em for a consult!) Papers babe (uh huh!)
You see these trials baby, drugs made safe (uh huh!)
I'll let you take it with some food today (uh huh!)
But my p-values aren't quite up to play (uh huh!)
(Take 'em to the stat lab!) Come here girl! (Just drugs no fluff in it)
Come take this tab (Control group up in it) S.I.G. (Go take some food with it)
Placebo fooled me (Cross-over arms in it) Let me see what your end points are (Stroke and MI in it)
Look at those risks (Absolute benefit)
You make me smile (Stats all lined up in it) Effective for a while (Post-market's cool with it)
Get your research on! (Just drugs no fluff in it)
Get your research on! (Control group up in it)
Get your research on! (Go take some food with it)
Get your research on! (Cross-over arms in it)
Get your research on! (Stroke and MI in it)
Get your research on! (Absolute benefit)
Get your research on! (Stats all lined up in it)
Get your research on!
I'm bringing research back (Yeah!) Student-run journals picking up the slack
(Yeah!) Girl let me make up for the stats you lack
(Yeah!) Your risk is high, I'll get it back on track
(Yeah!) (Take 'em for a consult!)
Journals babe (uh huh!) Your research and opinions here to stay
(uh huh!) Give us your thoughts and contribute today
(uh huh!) PSSJ connects in every way (uh huh!)
(Take 'em to the editor!) Come here girl (Just drugs no fluff in it)
Come take this tab (Control group up in it) S.I.G. (Go take some food with it)
Placebo fooled me (Cross-over arms in it) Let me see what your end-points are
(Stroke and MI in it) Look at those risks (Absolute benefit)
You make me smile (Stats all lined up in it) Effective for a while
(Post markets cool with it) Get your research on! (Just drugs no fluff in it)
Get your research on! (Control group up in it)
Get your research on! (Go take some food with it)
Get your research on! (Cross-over arms in it)
Get your research on! (Stroke and MI in it)
Get your research on! (Absolute benefit) Get your research on! (Stats all lined up in it)
Get your research on!
Get your research on!