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I've got several problems with musicals.
Where is the music coming from?
(Singing) The hills are alive with the sound of music...
Where's the music coming from?
Is it actually IN the hills?
Maybe it's like, a little mole orchestra or something like that.
Maybe the hill is secretly guarding the pits of Hell, and there's some weird Hell demon
orchestra going on.
Who knows.
That is weird to me.
(Scream)
How do they know the lyrics?
If this is completely spontaneous, where- how- what?
What the hell is the deal with Chitty Chitty *** ***?
The music comes from nowhere, they start singing from nowhere
to a song that, in that universe, never existed!
Unless they sing it every single time they're in a car.
How do they know?
Do they share a brain?
(Singing) Oh, you, Chitty Chitty *** ***, Chitty Chitty *** *** we love you,
And our Chitty Chitty *** *** Chitty Chitty *** *** loves us too-
Huh?
Think of all the great films that have ever been made. Would they be better if they were
musicals?
Let's visualise.
(Singing) He's a psychopath, psychopath He's a psychopath, psychopath
He dresses up as his mother And stabs people in the shower
Oh, Norman! Oh, Norman! You so naughty! You so naughty!
I will lay my eggs in you You will then
Pop open on the table And die horribly
Why so serious? Why so serious?
Are you going to kill me in this electric chair?
Yes we are! Yes we are!
I can do miracles. Watch me cure this mouse. We don't care!
We don't care! Percy is our favourite!
Why, why can't people look closer? Why, why can't people look closer?
There's my argument!
Do you like musicals?
Let me know which musical I should check out, and I'll do my best to watch, like, 10 minutes
of it
5 minutes
Until I really get freaked out.
You know, they're the stuff of nightmares to me. I will do my best.
Leave me a comment, let me know.
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