Wheatus

You, you think yer such a bad ass; You think yer such a rough neck; Well I saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio; I think it's really sad though; And tell yer girl ta quit buggin'...

This is a story about a friend of mine He's abnormally intelligent He could bust a phatty rhyme Even when he got up in the blunt But that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town He...

I am a wannabe, You better be careful around me, I come from far away; Where mustang dreams are made, and we are fashioned in the image of the Don's- who have come before us, We all kiss the rings of...

Just tell me his name, Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom! And was it the same..? Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine. Do you remember the way it was when I was home, before I...

I pretend I can't hang up the phone. Cos if I do then he gets you & I'll be in this room alone. Staring at the carpet, wondering how they made it. You would say I should not be afraid. I'm...

My name is Randall, No I don't think I've met you before my friend, I don't really know you, But I heard your message on the answering machine, Think it went something like this, "Hello Randall,...

Let's write a song, baby My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, Now sit your ass in the chair and I'll tell you my name, My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,...

Hey fair weather friend, You know you're ripping me down again, And I don't care what you say, I can tell when we play, That you don't believe in me, So this is how it'll end, Like it was all just a...

That night that you got on a plane to Los Angeles I turned back into the me that I was That guy that would go out to buy a new porno and come back with twenty...the pervert you love And as I drove I...

He's got the dirtiest shoes that I've ever seen, Chew on a blunt, wipe his butt with a magazine. Smokin' his crack wash it down with some gasoline, Still he push the button EF Hutton when he speaks to...