Al with kelly

Good evening, family. And welcome to the first annual Bundy-financial-crisis summit meeting. Hello, Shop at Home network? Yes, I'd like to order your Brazilian amethyst dinner ring. And can I get a...

Margaret, I'm down to my last bite of lunch. Where the hell's my dinner? Coming, Mom. I'm just trying to add some fruit to make sure you have a balanced diet. Well, make it quick. My stomach is...

Hey, Mom. Oh, Kelly, something horrible has happened. Okay, don't worry, Mom. I'm gonna call 911. Oh, my God, I forgot the number. Oh, God! Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, Kelly, it's okay. It's just that none...

[DOOR SLAMS] Nuh! Peg! Dinner! Peg no home. She go shop. We no eat. Kelly, why don't you cook up old Dad something to eat? Daddy, I am practically a woman. I don't cook. Why don't you just do what I...

Big day today, Peg. l'm getting a raise. Al, you haven't had a raise since our honeymoon. And even that was below minimum. What's for breakfast today, Peg? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy? You...

You stink. Why'd you turn down that job? What job? The job I dreamed Lee lacocca offered you when he came into the shoe store. You're mad at me for something I did in a dream? Well, you don't do...

Hello, Naomi. Count your lucky stars, babe. Bud Bundy's in the house. Bud Bundy? We met at the frat party last weekend. I was the one who found your underwear. On the ceiling, right. Say, listen,...

It was a lovely funeral, Peggy. I'm sure Buck would have been proud. I know. I just can't believe he's gone. You know, it seems like only yesterday he was chewing up the furniture and peeing on the...

* Love and marriage * * Love and marriage * * Go together like * * A horse and carriage * * This I tell ya, brother * * You can't have one * * Without the other * * Love and marriage * * Love and...