You must use the Force You must use the Force (repeat ad nauseam) You must use the Force Time ago, far, far away Long time ago, far, far away Kiss a Wookiee, kick a droid! Fly the Falcon through an...
Translated by REPLACE WITH YOUR NAME. Private Mario! Reporting for duty sir! Private Luigi! Ready to kick some Koopa Ass! At 0500, Bowser's airships dropped two atomic ba-bombs on...
Translated by (your name here). INVASION DAY Lord Bowser… Our spies believe the King is still within the palace walls. As well as the princess. And what of her bodyguard? We have a score to settle....