You know, the polls show that 70 percent of the people are for stem-cell research.
Democracy is worth dying for, because it's the most deeply honorable form of government ever devised by man.
Not surprisingly, most people feel most beautiful when they are involved in an act of service, or are doing something that makes them feel generous, connected, or seen by others.
Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let's not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources.
While I take inspiration from the past, like most Americans, I live for the future.
Let us not forget who we are. Drug abuse is a repudiation of everything America is.
The movies were custard compared to politics.
When I was a kid it was big news when someone flew around the world in a little aeroplane, but nobody cared when I did it. Then, to rub salt into my wounds, the customs people ripped my aeroplane to...

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My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.