(grunts) We've been walking for hours! I need to do that thing, you know, where you don't move for a long time? Alright, we should probably set up for the night anyway, it's...
How do I build a house? You need to get building materials Hey what happened to your voice? Voice? Oh I’m just a voice inside your head I can change when ever I want You’re not in my head! Oh really?...
where’s the beast? It's right there! that’s a cow -.- no it’s not! It’s a vicious creature from the depths of the nether that will only be satisfied by the blood of its enemies! it’s a cow....
So, here's what you need to know Jason was bored one day so he decided to down a whole load of red bull and watch youtube You may not know this but red bull has pretty bad effects on egg...
Step 1: Try to look at your Brain Yeah, you so tried that. Step 2: Pretend you have superpowers. I have superpowers! I'm controlling you with my mind! Walk over here! What you doing? That...
Hello, I’m a Mac and I’m Jason No No No, you’re a PC I am?? ...what’s a PC? You know, the thing with the tower and keys and stuff ooooohhhh Hello, I’m a Ma- what the hell is that? It’s a tower of...
(gasps) Argh! Huh? Yay! I got my wood back. ...just like "Oh no, you didn't!", and then there's a block of dirt... ...and then they took the dirt, and I got to keep...
(villagers mumbling tune) Villager News! No, you are all mistaken. This is Villager News TWO! You are all fired! I thought it was number one.. (sniffles) Alright, you can stay. Yay! (purring)...
Where am I? Hello Jason welcome to Minecraft What’s Minecraft? Minecraft is a voxel based video game created in Sweden Hey a cow Yes Jason that is a cow, cows are indigenous to the plains biome Hey a...
(villagers mumbling tune) Villager News! (villager humming in background) Does my moustache look all right? Ok. Hey! (humming stops) Breaking News! A rogue citizen has been caught committing a...