where’s the beast? It's right there! that’s a cow -.- no it’s not! It’s a vicious creature from the depths of the nether that will only be satisfied by the blood of its enemies! it’s a cow....
So, here's what you need to know Jason was bored one day so he decided to down a whole load of red bull and watch youtube You may not know this but red bull has pretty bad effects on egg...
Step 1: Try to look at your Brain Yeah, you so tried that. Step 2: Pretend you have superpowers. I have superpowers! I'm controlling you with my mind! Walk over here! What you doing? That...
Hello, I’m a Mac and I’m Jason No No No, you’re a PC I am?? ...what’s a PC? You know, the thing with the tower and keys and stuff ooooohhhh Hello, I’m a Ma- what the hell is that? It’s a tower of...
(gasps) Argh! Huh? Yay! I got my wood back. ...just like "Oh no, you didn't!", and then there's a block of dirt... ...and then they took the dirt, and I got to keep...