Translated by REPLACE WITH YOUR NAME. Private Mario! Reporting for duty sir! Private Luigi! Ready to kick some Koopa Ass! At 0500, Bowser's airships dropped two atomic ba-bombs on...
Off you go Princess. What's gonna happen to you? Now go! Where am I? Who's there? What was that? Oh no! Stay back! He's gone. I'm warning you! Get off of me! No…Please. Forgive me, your Majesty. My...
I was part of an elite unit. Codename: Infinity War. We worked for ActivistSun, the world's largest private military company. It was supposed to be a standard mission. Get in. Get out. Get...
Translated by (your name here). INVASION DAY Lord Bowser… Our spies believe the King is still within the palace walls. As well as the princess. And what of her bodyguard? We have a score to settle....
Oh man, oh man, I've been waiting for this! Right. Time to explode some explosions. Alright. Any time now… Ghost comes in and saves the day. Yeah, time for Ghost to come in and save the day! Any...