Jon Stewart
WELCOME-- WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW, EVERYBODY, THANKS SO MUCH, I'M STEPHEN COLBERT. HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT? DOING ALL RIGHT? I'M SO GLAD, THAT IS WONDERFUL, BECAUSE I'M...
The one show that I will continue to be a guest on is 'The Daily Show' with Jon Stewart, if he'll have me. It's not competitive with CNN and it's too much fun.
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I've said yes to everything that Jon Stewart has asked me to do. That's been a pretty good career decision, I think.
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I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.
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President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader.
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I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.
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If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.
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Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.
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There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!
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I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.
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