Once there was a little girl named Tillie, who was afraid to go to bed. Nothing bad had ever happened to her, but somebody had told her some scary stories, and after that, she was afraid. One night,...
Ghosts are real Love is forever Eyeballs never grow Gerard Way has cancer Cold water burns calories People die in threes Cristiano Ronaldo is gay Chocolate has insect legs in it Dogs can't eat...
This is a song I wrote, my first one, and it's called: Thanksgiving in Montucky. [Opening Chord] Thanksgiving in Montucky, alone and without you. I fucked things up, now there's...
Hear something? - Not coming yet. - Nothing. - It must come, sometime - We have to wait. Waiting so long for each train! Ridiculous! - Why talk that way, Mr. Mirko? - Isn't it fine when it...
Substance abuse is typically used interchangeably with drug abuse, but substance abuse's can refer to something different. So very often people take substances, like household cleaners or...
Hey, you know? You are in a new mysterious and amazing episode of what if. Presented by that awesome Mr7ven. Really I'm so excited, so, what if what? What if a cute siren fell in love with a...
Richard Mayes had done well for himself. He and his wife had raised three beautiful boys, and they owned the biggest farm for miles around. No one had so many horses and sheep as he did. Each day he...
Wow, this is an honor. I am friends with number four on Maxim's list of the sexiest women in comedy. Thanks. At first I was mad that Jessica Simpson was ahead of me. But then I saw the Dukes...
Think we should get back in there? They're about to announce magazine of the year. He's right. We don't want to miss it in case we win. I think we got a good shot this year. I...
Hi, I'm Eric Shaw Quinn and this is the Dinner Party Show this is the actual dining room where we do the show and this is Brett Churnin who is essential to our doing the show and who is being...