MILITARY ZONE. CLOSED AREA. Can we go faster? Not on these fucking roads. Where are you from? You're not a local. I'm paying you to drive, not to chat. How much longer? Just over those...
(villagers mumbling tune) Villager News! (villager humming in background) Does my moustache look all right? Ok. Hey! (humming stops) Breaking News! A rogue citizen has been caught committing a...