Bill Murray

Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out.

People only talk about what a joyous experience it is, but there is terror: Your life, as you know it, is over. It's over the day that child is born. It's over, and something completely new starts.

I came out of the old Second City in Chicago. Chicago actors are more hard-nosed. They're tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They're self-demanding.

I've been lucky, I've had movies that made a lot of money, so I don't feel like I have to kill every time out. I don't want that pressure. I don't need it.

One of my gripes about movies is that people take them so seriously, and the moneymaking aspects are so brutal.

Parties are only bad when a fight breaks out, when men fight over women or vice versa. Someone takes a fall, an ambulance comes, and the police arrive. If you can avoid those things, pretty much all...

I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they're reading the damn screen. That's more reading than people used to do.

There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect.

When the phone started ringing too many times, I had to take it back to what I can handle. I take my chances on a job or a person as opposed to a situation. I don't like to have a situation placed...

When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.