The following program is brought to you in living color on NBC. Captain's log, stardate 6031.2 We are in standard orbit above the neutral planetoid Babel, awaiting the beaming aboard of...
Oh my god! Oh my god! Did we have sex last night!? We sure did, cowboy. Oh my god! Silenzio! Ah! Oh. Wait. Am I supposed- Wasn’t that a spell? It’s Italian. It means shut up. Ginny, honey, darling,...
Excelsior, this is the shuttlecraft Sturgeon. Requesting docking coordinates. Acknowledged, Sturgeon, you are cleared for docking. Don't look so worried. Say that one more time, and I swear...