Adam Sandler

I'm filthy rich!

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't...

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

I've always wanted to do a family movie.

It's nice when little teams win.

I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

I know I want to always do the best I can.