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She a brand new ***, OK?
What's up, Crazies?
A chick loves her weave, especially a black chick.
Let me go ahead and tell ya'll what I love about weave. Mm, mm, mm, BAAAA. Ya'll I love
me some weave and I don't care what anybody says ***.
I could wear weave from all around the world hunty.
Brazil
Eurasia
Malaysia
Cambodia
Pakistan, Afghanistan
Uranistan. I don't even know if that's a country, but you know what I'm saying, I'm trying to
prove a point here.
I can pretend that I'm Beyonce.
If I were a boy.
I would be gay.
Because you know I love my [bleep] weave.
I could choke out my boyfriend if he ever decides to cheat on me.
It doesn't sweat out during ratchet time, if you know what I mean, you know what I'm
saying.
You can use your old weave to scrub the floor.
Hey
You can block the sun with it.
I am too black for this ***, OK? Oh shoot, Ok, here we go. Alright.
The fresh weave smell, oh my gosh.
Oh. Ok, I gotta stop that.
Just swoop, swoop and we out the door hunty.
You can hand your weave down to your daughter when she becomes a lady.
You can use anything around your house to scratch your scalp, boo.
Yes
Get it, get it, get it, get it
It's my turn, ok perfect, hold on.
Girl, I'm trying to vacuum the house, oh my god, oh my god oh my god, oh my god, oh, ah,
oh.
You can hang dry it hunty.
You can clip it in, sew it in, glue it in, stick it in
Ok, your boyfriend pissed you off? Serve him some weave on a plate and call it dinner.
You can jump rope with it.
One, ow. [laughter]
You can smack strangers with it that try to get up all in your personal space.
You can look like a Christmas tree on Monday.
Marge Simpson on Tuesday.
A guitar on Wednesday.
A monkey on Thursday.
A helicopter on Friday.
A pack of Skittles on Saturday.
And feel like a million bucks on Sunday.
Going to the weave store is my favorite thing to do. I feel like a kid in the candy store.
Let me get that straight one.
Let me get that wazy one.
Does that come in purple?
Does that come in red?
Is that one on sale?
How much is that one?
Let me get a half pack of that
Throw some blue in that *** for free, I just spent 55 dollars in this ***, OK?
You can get out of a speeding ticket.
Sorry officer, my weave is stuck in the door.
You can block bad breath with it.
Hell no, uh uh. We ain't doin' this today.
You can use your weave as toilet paper.
You can use it as a shirt for the club.
You can use it to break up with somebody.
Honey, I'm home.
You can change up your look for your man.
Hey baby
Hey baby
Hey baby.
And lastly
You can use it as a baby bib for Lil Bonquiqui
Mommy
If this damn piece of hair don't lay down.
Weave gives me life hunty, without it, I'd probably look like a bald-headed raccoon and
so would you, don't front.
Praise the Lord for weave.
Anyways, I'm Latoya Forever, thank you so much for watching, don't forget to
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Have a wonderful time in the world, crazies, BYEEE!