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(buzzing sound)
(beep)
Saturday evening at the Jimmy and Steve pad
coming at you from my domain
(off screen) Jimmy!
I haven't left the apartment in three days
(sighs)
I think I'm actually content staying in this 900 square foot space
for the rest of my life
(off screen) Jimmy!
(laughs)
You know, I was actually excited when I first got suspended
Five day weekend, right? Chance to clear my head!
Yeah right
Oh my God! Who is in there?
They've been in the only changing room for 15 minutes!
Young man, this is ridiculous! Knock on the door!
Come on!
(knocking)
Hello? Is, uh, someone in there?
Is there a problem?
(in robotic voice) Oh, um, no problem
Was that you?
(in robotic voice) What?
Who knocked on the door
(in robotic voice) Uh, uh, I'm sorry
What's wrong with your voice?
What, are you making fun of me?
(in robotic voice) Oh, uh, no, I, uh -
Will you grab me that pink one? The small? Thanks!
So, I'm good!
(laughs)
I can survive and thrive in this tiny space
I mean, I'll never have to leave the apartment
That's the great thing about the world we live in today
I can earn money doing various jobs online
I can have my groceries delivered to me
And - I could buy a treadmill to stay in decent shape
Jimmy!
What are you doing in here, man?
Nothing. Just, uh, in my domain
Yeah, well, you and your domain look like crap
You're supposed to be getting ready and showering before tonight
Yeah, about that -
No, no dude, do not cancel on me two nights in a row, okay?
My sister's coming here in an hour!
Liz is coming?
Yes - (sighs)
Yes. Liz, my much younger, off limits sister
Yeah, I'm getting in the shower right now
(beep)
(party music plays)
Man, where is Liz? She a half an hour late!
Okay, look, I've known you for four years
which means I've know Liz for almost four years
And in that time, I've never seen her on time, for anything
Why, why, is she always late? I don't understand what she's doing!
She's doing what hot girls do, she's getting hot
Okay man, I told you, for the last time
My sister - not hot. Okay?
(knocking)
Took you long enough!
(slow mo music - Oh Yeah!)
Well, I had to stop at the store and get us some beer
Can't play drinking games without beer
That's why you're half an hour late?
Well -
(off screen) Next!
(beeping)
That will be $12.42
Oh - I got this!
What?
No. Really?
Course. I'd be delighted. I'm Arnie
I'll get this. Let me buy this for you!
Guys, I got it, I got it
Guys! I got this!
(yelling)
So I've got three more free cases in the back of my car if we need it
Great, great, all right
Let's just hurry up and play so we can out of here
Hi Jimmy
I haven't seen you in months!
Hi Liz
I heard about you and Beth
Yeah, it sucks, but, I'm trying to get back out there, move on with my life
Well, that's good news for me
You're single for the first time since we've met
Now I can finally hit on you
What?
You know how long I've wanted to be able to put the moves on you?
(whispering) Like, forever
(laughs)
(in robotic voice) That's pretty funny, Liz, but you can't possibly -
(clears throat)
Are you okay?
Guys, come on, I wanna get drunk before we go, okay?
Yeah! Let's get drunk
(music)