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Hello, and welcome to Taby M.'s new Youtube channel! Oh my! What's that you say? Who is
Taby M.? Taby M. the notorious xX-Tabataba-Xx. The beautiful, voluminous woman before you
on your screen right now, dear viewer, is she! I am her, and she is me! I am Taby. Now,
to start this off: This would be my intro! My introductory, kind of thing~ I'm doin'~
For my videos~ For my vloggin'~ For my everyting~ I'm sorry, you're probably already weirded
out. You probably already ex'ed out of this. I bet if you're watching this right now you're
prolly high on crack or somethin' or just like "...wait what?" I'm sorry. Um. Ahm. 'Scuse
me I do not rehearse this kind of thing, maybe I should. Maybe like most other professional
Youtubers but I'm knew to this ***' thang so! Gurl... Oh! Yeah, I apologize for
any kind of vulgarity, cursing, any kind of rude jokes, or mannerisms that you may see
in this... video or in any other video that comes after it? That's just gonna happen.
That is my deal, gurl. MM! You gotta understand that. Mmkay? Now, as you may already see:
I'm a woman of bidniss. And a woman of BIDness knows that she needs something to keep herself
occupied with. YouTube, seemed like the best option. You see I shall try to share as much
as I can on this beautiful little channel. Pfft! You see that banner tho? Piece o' ***,
right?? I know! D- Don't tell Taby! Don't, don't tell Taby! I mean, what? Uhm! Don't
worry that shall be fixed... sooner or later. I- I- I- I am awful with that. I, I don't
know how friggin Google+ changed all the banner bullcrap, please just! I'm babbling, don't
don't don't don't don't look at me! Don't, don't judge me. Don't, don't, d- don't look
at me. Anyways, thats what this is about. I am going, I plan on sharing, ya know, vloggin',
my opinions, my friends, my video games, my artisisms, and my singin'! I know what chu
be thinkin'. "Gurl, I bet she sound like ***. MM! I bet its not even good, mm mm! Screw
dat! No, no. Screw that, no no nope! I'm not even going, I'm not even gonna *words here*.
I'm deleting this video off my screen right now! Right der, right der. Look its gone.
Oh gurl, dat annoying little white gurl is gone. I can't even!" ...This is what happens...
when I'm bored. Bottom line! YouTube is my new thing that I will be trying my best to
keep up with and trying my best to be cool with it. Okay? Okay, okay okay! My lovely
viewer, I must bid you adieu! And uh, please! In the comments below: share with me a few
things about yourself! I am eager to find out about my new viewers and such! Mmhmm!
Well, ya know, I could just be making this video for no one... NAH! Okay, peace out!