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Have you wanted to get out of that chair and actually do something fun?
Well, do it now and teleport yourself to SpeedRun.
SpeedRun, located at PortCode 937463 is a sport where you can test your physical and mental abilities.
You can do this on our specially designed arenas, with advanced articicial intelligence.
You can even PhysiLoad your friends into the system and they can play alongside you, and give you assistance.
We will even help you become better at SpeedRun
with our innovative 'gradual' system, which filters the strong from the weak.
Get to SpeedRun now, and have a more exiting life, just like it used t--
Goodbye, and thank you for using SpeedRun.