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Good morrow sir, I implore thee.
Who is the woman upon yonder scaffold stand?
Uh, I don't know. I think that's Hester Pryne.
Ah. And who be the patriarch of the baby?
I don't know. I just got here like five minutes ago dude.
Ah. He cannot lurk in the shadows for long...
Give up the name of your adulterer!
No.
Fine! Then for the crime of adultry I award thee this letter 'A'!
Oh! Ow! Was that really neccesary?!
Oh! Do they know?
Um, no, I don't think so.
Good! Let's keep it that way, shall we?
Uh, alright.
HEHEHEHE!!
He's gone!
Just a minute!
Do you have my gloves ready?
Yeah, I got them right over here.
Okay, thanks.
No problem.
[coughing]
Oh! You look sick!
Yeah, I got them swine flus in me.
Oh! I just so happen to be a doctor! Maybe I could move in with you.
Excuse me?
Oh, to help you recover from your sickness.
Oh, okay, I guess that would be okay.
Okay.
Hm, it is quite stuffy in here.
Well, you can go open up those windows if you want.
Yes! Excellent idea!
Much better!
So. Are you Pearl's father?
No! Of course not! I'm a minister.
Oh! I see...
Well, it's a... getting pretty late so...
I think I'm gonna go uh... you know... hit the hay.
Okay. Until tomorrow then.
Yeah, I'll just take a couple cappuccinos please.
Yes.
Sorry I'm a bit late.
Oh, hey, just... thanks for meeting me here.
So um... how have you been?
Good, really good... you?
Not bad, not bad, you know...
barring the fact that I'm so emotionally unstable
that I've been cutting myself but... all in all pretty good.
So... I had heard that... Oh great, drinks are here!
Yeah, so, uh... Chillingworth is my husband.
Um... what? When were you going to tell me this?
Well... never... but I thought it might be a good idea to tell you.
You're darn right it would be a good idea to tell me!
I mean, with Chillingworth there it's going to be awkward now.
Really awkward.
I'm sorry...
Sorry?
Well, you know, I thought something was kinda weird when he was
like hovering over looking at my bare chest and stuff, but...
you know, that pretty much explains it now, I guess.
- Can you forgive me? - No!
- Please? - No.
- Well how about now? - No!
- How about-- - No! You can't...
you can't just drop a bombshell on me like this and then expect
me to forgive you! It doesn't doesn't work that way.
- Please, just forgive me! - I can't...
- Please, please! - I can't do that.
- Please forgive me! Please! Please! - Just calm-- just-- just calm--
- Please forgive me! Dimmesdale! Please! - Just calm-- Fine.
Please! Dimmesdale! Please! Please Dimmesdale forgive me!
- Forgive me! - Sir! Sir--madam!
You need to keep the noise down. You're loosing our customers.
I don't want to loose my job!
I'm... I'm sorry.
Okay...
Idiots!
- We should leave Boston. - You're darn right we should leave Boston!
Well... Where should we go?
Well I guess we could go to my house--oh wait! Chillngworth is there!
He wouldn't be angry, would he?
Well we could... stay at my house.
Yeah, like that's not suspicious.
Hey! Did you hear Dimmesdale is living with Hester now?
It's kinda funny how Pearl looks so much like them.
Well we could... we could go live in the forest.
Yeah, like our kid isn't weird enough we want to make her feral.
We could... we could move to India!
They have like the largest population on the planet!
Yeah, but there's a problem. Neither of us speak Indian.
Well... we could... live on a house boat.
A what?
You know... a house boat.
No, I... I don't.
Well it's a house on... a boat.
That would never--look, do you realize what the property tax would be
on a house boat? I mean, our yard has got to be like the entire ocean!
Wait a minute. What if we went to England?
Yes, we could move to England! That's sounds wonderful!
We're finally free!
Yeah, we're not there yet; you might want to put that back on.
Oh... right.
Ah! What a pleasant parade!
It's cold and yet I still love this parade!
Best parade in years! Years!
So... did you hear that Chillingworth is coming on the trip with us?
What?!
Yeah... we needed a doctor now that Dimmesdale
is not in the best of health.
Really? Because he looks fine to me.
Dimmesdale! Dimmesdale what's wrong?
Hester! There's something that I must tell you...
W... what is it?
I'm...
I'm going to die.
W... w... what?
LALALAA!
Quit doing that.
So... how have you been?
Dang it!
Oh hey, don't worry about it just thank you for meeting me here.
You did it this time!
- Chillingworth is my husband! - Ehm... what?
When were you going to tell me this?
Well, um-- [Dog scratching on door]
Really?
How about now?
No! You cannot just...
ask me to forgive you and drop a bombshell on me like this.
[Door bell] What the f--
- And the angels and the flying and the demons! - Hey! Oh I love you!
- And the hell and... all of the - [high-pitched jabber]
- All... all of the things, the bad things - Oh baby!
that will go on!
Look at us reverend!
and you're going down to hell because you...
upset God and now he's... daa!