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And now for some laughter with a joke told by Supreme Master Ching Hai, entitled, "Six
Months." A man sought medical aid because he had popped eye and a ringing in the ears.
A doctor told him bluntly, "You've got 6 months to live." In that event, the doomed man decided
that he had to treat himself right while he could. So he bought a flashy car, hired a
chauffeur, had the best tailor in town make him 30 suits! He spent as much as he had while
he's still alive. Then he decided that even his shirts would be made to order. So everything
was first class. "OK," said the shirt maker, "Let's get your measurements. 34 sleeve, 16
collar." "15," the man said. "16 collar," the shirt maker repeated measuring again.
So the man said, "But I have always worm a 15 inches collar." So the shirt maker said,
"Hey, listen. I'm warning you if you keep wearing a 15 collar, your eyes will pop and
you'll have a ringing in your ears."�