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[ Music: Bring Me To Life (Instrumental) by Evanescence ] [ Sound of chair creaking as Leila slowly rocks back and forth ] >> NARRATOR: This is Leila. Pityful, isn't it?
Leila was rescued from a workhouse where she was employed licking envelopes for a cruel master.
The gum on the envelopes was the only nutrition provided to her.
She cut her toungue horribly on the sharp edges.
Look at her.
Can't you find a space in your heart to free her from her shackles?
50p a month would provide a lethal injection to put her out of her misery.
If you can afford food, fine! Take her off our hands.
We really can't provide for her. That creaking is appalling.
Leila would like your love, but she knows she's not going to get it.
Give her some money instead and end her suffering.
Permanently.
Isn't she sweet?
Well, that's what we like to tell her.
Seriously, that creaking is very annoying!
>> OFF CAMERA: WD-40 or baby oil at least!
>> NARRATOR: See - your kind words have brought laughter to her heart.
Shame it is going to be a temporary thing
as she is being moved to the cellar forthwith.
Yes! Yes! Get down that *** cellar! Go on! Get down it!
[ Sound of the chair creaking gets faster ]
[ Off camera, *** moan ] Stop fingering yourself! 0:01:54.00,0:01:56.00 >> LEILA: Sorry!
Pityful, but the simple pleasures...!
[ Creaking stops ]
>> NARRATOR: She may remind you of the loveable woman who played some woman in some film made by a woman.
She may not.
I think she reminds me of little Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol.
[ Creaking continues ] Not the Disney version.
Seriously, please, we are waiting for your call. We need to get rid of this one. [ Creaking stops ]
You can find her again on QVC tomorrow.
In the bargain basement, yes.
If she's not sold she'll become a presenter so be warned!
>> LEILA: I thought I was! >> NARRATOR: What? >> LEILA: I thought I was a presenter! >> NARRATOR: Yeah, but you're delerious.
[ Music continues, then fades ]
Subtitles by AberChristwyth for AberMassiv Productions.