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"Famous People Poop" A poem by The Crappy Poets Society.
Not everyone is famous, but every body poops, It doesn't matter if you're civilian or one
of America's troops, Washington pooped before he crossed the Delaware
river, Josef Mengele pooped right after he stole
your liver, Bricks for houses aren't the only kind Oprah
gives away, And Anna Pavola poops before mastering her
ballet, When do you think Plato thought of his most
profound ideas? Could Jim Carrey still be funny when he has
massive diarrhea? Luke wasn't the only child that Darth Vader
dumped, And wooden logs aren't the only kind that
thumper ever thumped. Bill Gates needs to open Windows when pooping
in his mansion, Einstein always took a dump when he pondered
universe expansion. Make sure the Beetles wash before you let
them hold your hand, Every new Caesar pooped right before they
took command, I can't even fathom the amount of poops taken
by Tom Brady, But I know Marilyn Monroe never pooped because
she is a lady, Neil Armstrong is one of the only people who
ever pooped on the moon, Michael Jackson always made sure the little
kids pooped before he tried to spoon. The next time that you poop, just know you
aren't alone, You're in great company without need of your
phone. Not everyone is rich and not everyone is poor,
But no matter who you are, you've definitely pooped before.