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Hi, I’m Kerri. I’m Dave, and this is EW’s TV Recaps for
March 26th. Glee took a spin through the Twilight Zone
last night And turned itself into an episode of Friends
and I was horrified that the entire hour
Gas going to be full of bad jokes and laugh tracks.
Thankfully it was just a vision in Tina’s head
And we were able to get on to more normal Glee performances.
Like Gwyneth Paltrow doing a Temple Grandin impression before breaking into a
Disco-filled cover of Eddie Murphy's "Party All The Time."
Holy ***. After that, I may need a conscious uncoupling
with Glee Goop!
Say all you want about Margot Tenembaum Because when Glee is over, she and
Galinda are going to have the world’s greatest spin-off show:
Hey, do you want to get drunk and sail around The world on one of those gay cruise ships?
I’m setting my DVR right now. The rest of the episode was filled with some
big changes. The Glee club is officially closed for good
Our seniors finally graduated (after the longest senior year ever)
And hey, Santana and Rachel made up. Which I’m kind of sad about because I’ll
miss mean Santana. If I don’t express my venom at least once
a day, I get constipated. That’s the first time I’ve ever heard
Someone describe bitchiness as a laxative. I’ll miss having her around.
But basically everyone’s moving to New York now.
Turn on your feels, it’s time for “Don’t Stop Believing”
Okay Dave. ***, Marry, Kill: Gwyneth Paltrow in Shallow Hall
Gwyneth Paltrow in Country Strong, Gwyneth Paltrow in Seven.
Kill Gwyneth in Country Strong. Wait, is Seven Gwyneth with ours without the
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Okay Marry headless Seven Gwyneth, and *** Shallow Hall.