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Oh, are we on? Okay. Today, chefs, cooks, failures, and hobos out there, we're going
to make a-- A--What's it called? A soup salad! In this genuine cooker's pot. What we need
is the salad, cabbage, or whatever it's called. And, this purple stuff. Don't know- hang on-
what it's called. And... some more- Oh. This cabbage dosn't want to move. Need some bananas.
Some fruit. THIS FOOD WANTS TO KILL ME! Now to get thise weiners, A.K.A. Hotdogs.
Only the magical physics can touch these majestic hotdogs. S'more salad. Oh- Don't mind that,
the wieners are just like Oxi-Clean for floors. Oranges. Oh- Oh- Orange! That's okay.
Apple jacks! Beautiful! Okay. Yes, I'm sure this is the perfect serving size. For your information.
Oh- Okay. Forget that. Forget it. Okay. Guess we could just use s'more cabbages and purple
stuff. Yeah. These weiners! It's getting in the way everywhere. No, I don't like this
yellow thing in here. I really don't like it. They're hazards. Sorry, cameraman (HI,
THAT'S ME), treat cameramen (me) with respect, just like you do food. Now I have to put in
more weiners. We get this genuine china plate, that I got for christmas. Meat, or bacon,
maybe this is- Okay, let's think here- Trivia- What is this? Does anyone know what this is?
Uhmm... Well you serve salad in- a- plates. Spoons. Stuff. Etc. and it is not pork, it
is ham. This- Lady's & Gentlemen is my pet goldfish- His name is Frederick. And, he goes
in the salad. I know he's large- He eats well. More china plates. Eggs. I am going to get
some liquids- 'Cause y'know, dressing, all that fun stuff. Don't worry I am just uncapping
the bottle. Perhaps- The wine glass. Everyone needs some alchohal, now make sure your old
enough to drink alchohal ofc. Y'know, I - Thank you cameraman (ME, HELLO MOM!) - I've seen
people use propane to cook on the grill- Maybe we should just put it in- Just in case. Skittle,
I'm smart, I know- I know. Okay- Secret ingredient- TURN AWAY- TURN AWAY- TURN AWAY- Secret ingredient.
No- it is not a Krokodile. It is Soup Salad. STUPID SECRET INGREDIENT! Okay- Now, you can
look now, secret ingredient is in. Okay, whatever, now we add the final touch, this thing my
gramma gave me.*TECHNICHALD DIFFICULTIES!* Hello, audience- If there is any- Now- Last
time you saw me, I was concusion'd- or on a concusion- or killililicusion'd, and, due
to that secret ingredient my gramma gave me, I have tried to rebuild the masterpeice after
my weeks of days of hours of minutes of seconds of years in the hospital, Yes- I- I- Think
I've done pretty well. As you see over here, this is Jimbo. He was my roomate- And- he
didn't like my cooking show- can you beleive that? Who doesn't LIKE MY COOKING SHOW!!!
So- I let him burn. I didn't pay for his medical insurance. As you can see- I have had a little
trouble putting everything together- 'cause my- my- cooking knowledge- my cooking knowledge
is practically gone! You can see this right? Right? This- I thought was a hotdog. But,
it is really a tomato. Yeah- I- I feed it to my fish. I think my fish is in there. Either
that or- yeah- Ikr. My fish is either in there or it's out for a walk. Now- We just need
a few more ingredients. For the masterpeice. Like- this entertainment box. Hmm- Entertainment
box. Always needed. Now- everybody wants to know time. Now- there appears to be weinee
tomatos all over the LIVING ROOM! Look at this flower pot. I like it- I- I don't want
that flower pot. Uhmm- y'know we might need- hmm- there's weinees everywhere. I need to
put one in this. Perhaps another wine too. Oh- Jimbo! You've always wanted to be in my
cooking show. Perfect- oh. Perfect. Now- I made my special sauce. Wich breaks physics.
Earlier- That's MY secret ingredient. Not my gramma's. Good enough- Now- I fell like
we're missing something. Hmm- Hmm- Hmm -Hmm. There's me TVs always rule. It's too- it seems
too big. I feel like we're missing something. Now- this enters for the best food festival-
now- what we need to do perhaps is- tsk -tsk -tsk thinking maybe there is something outside
we can do. Follow- Follow. We go outside! To find the wonders! Found it! Found it! This
is a good replacement for that propane tank. Yeah- the propane tank kinda caused Jimbo
to die from being in the explosion radius, even though he was 3 floors up. Uhmm- I think
it is complete. Now- here's the question... What to do with it? Hmmmm- Perhaps we should-
eat it! Nom nom nom nom nom! Lasodolasdol. Nommonononoum. Yummmmmymmymymu. Yum!!! This
is disguesting! I don't know what I was thinknig! That- that special sauce gramma gave me- that
was the stuff that made it good. This is crap- This is disgraceful junk to our family- I
have to say he's good. Anyways- this is just disgraceful crap! Kay? *SNICKER* - Getting
rid of all of this junk, just really tiring- so what I'll do is- cumple - Uhmmmm what I
will do is gladly eat something- now- I was preparing a cake in the oven- But- Here's
the thing- It never came out. So- we cook ourselves in this family. And- then we are
reborn! Goodbye everybody! This is the end of the 70 part series of how to cook with
Jimbo the idiot. Thank you for watching. Goodnight everybody! Goodnight audience! Goodnight whoever's
watching! If anyone is- I doubt anyone is. Goodbye audience!