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WOOOOOOO!
Sorry, I’m just really pumped about this epic battle we’ve been witnessing.
Others might say different…
… but my man Lincoln has been destroying this Senator Stephen Douglas poser.
Right now, these two are just fighting it out for an Illinois seat in the Senate…
…but I have a feeling Abe-y Baby has his sights set much higher, and is going to be
President one day soon. A few minutes ago, Douglas was saying, “The
black man is not our equal”…
…and Lincoln was all, “But he still deserves an equal right to liberty.”
I swear, it’s been off the hook. Lincoln is totally pwning him.
To be honest, we all thought he might come out on stage and be a little stuffy…
…but he’s been talking out of turn, laying down the jokes…
getting in a few good barbs…
…just a typical, good old-fashioned American political debate.
The papers tomorrow are going to say that Lincoln “lost” this debate…
… just because he hasn’t matched every line point for point.
But the stuff he has responded to has been utterly wicked.
So don’t believe everything you read.
This dude has got it in the bag. I will admit… that Douglas freak did actually
corner Abe a bit on the slavery issue.
Kind of hard for Abe to win that one, considering he’s anti-slavery, and a ton of people in
his audience are… not. It’s a bit of a controversial subject, especially
in the South…
…so I can understand him losing a little support by declaring his true feelings on
the subject.
But you’ve got to give him mad props for sticking to his guns.
I am telling you though, don’t listen to those papers.
They’re going to try telling you Abe’s performance tonight was a “fail”…
…but the nation is going to reward his honesty.
In fact, they might even start calling him “Honest Abe.”
Huh. I like that idea. I wonder if it’s too late to have buttons printed…
The Lincoln-Douglas debates… oh, these must have been leading up to the presidential election,
right? Wait… it was just to determine a Senate seat? And we care about it… why now?