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DAVE: What are you going to use your camera for?
DEREK: I'm going to make...
DEREK: ...a documentary and send it to Brad.
DEREK: To Brad.
DAVE: (Why would you send it to him? He's just going to complain about it.)
DEREK: I know!
DEREK: Chris, is there something you want to tell Brad?
DAVE: (Who emptied the sink?)
CHRIS: Not you!
DAVE: I know, I was going to do it tomorrow.
DEREK: That would be Chris. DAVE: I did, I did do it like the last three times though. But...
DAVE: I just gotten used to doing it. So who did empty it though, so I know whom to thank?
DAVE: Thank you for emptying the sink Chris.
DEREK: It's only between you two.
DEREK: So it's not really much of a surprise.
DAVE: You stack up all your plates outside the dishwasher and wait til it's clean...
DAVE: Errn.. wait til it's empty to put your stuff in. Which is just super, whh-eird.
DEREK: Which is usually me anyway so...
DAVE: What?
DEREK: Emptying it.
DAVE: Not always. I do sometimes.
DAVE: Anyway, I was just going to thank whoever emptied it because I was.. surprised-ded.
CHRIS: He said he was going thank, me but he didn't thank me.
DAVE: Derek!
DEREK: Yes? DAVE: Is this your cup of water?
DEREK: ...I don't think so.
DAVE: The only reason I ask is because neither me nor Chris drink cups of water.
DEREK: I usually drink a bottle.
DAVE: Well do...
DAVE: I don't know what this is.
DEREK: Didn't Chris have an orange cu-
DAVE: Sprite maybe.
DAVE: (It might be sprite.)
CHRIS: Derek, did you ever apply for that programming inter..nship thing?
DAVE: Of course he didn't! He's way too lazy.
DAVE: (Derek if you want to film something, you should film my space marines and look at how awesome they are!)
CHRIS: Whose calculator is this?
CHRIS: Is this yours Derek? I'm using it.
DEREK: Its Dave's.
CHRIS: Dave I'm using your calculator.
DAVE: (It doesn't have any batteries.)
CHRIS: Dave, get a *** calculator that works!
DAVE: (lol)
DAVE: Derek has batteries!
DAVE: Infact, Derek you should buy me batteries in exchange for borrowing my calculator!
DAVE: Derek?
DAVE: I think that's fair.
DAVE: Derek?
DAVE: I see you tring to annoy-ignore that comment.
[SOUND OF DAVE ROLLING INTO HIS ROOM KNOCKING PINS OVER]
DAVE: (Derek if you want to film something, you should film my space marines and look at how awesome they are!)