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Jeana: PREVIOUSLY ON
"TRAILER PARK: WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR"...
WE FACED OFF AGAINST VILLAGE CREEK
IN A REAL TRAILER-PARK SHOWDOWN.
VILLAGE CREEK -- NUMBER ONE TRAILER PARK.
YEAH! BOO-YOW!
Jeana: BUT LOSING OUT ON THE FIRST-PLACE TITLE
WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF BECKY'S PROBLEMS.
Becky: WE ARE HAVING PROBLEMS IN OUR PARK
WITH PEOPLE PULLING PRANKS.
WHO TOOK MISS PEGGY'S UNDERWEAR?
OOH!
Jeana: AMANDA MADE A NEW GAL PAL.
MY NAME'S BRITTNEY. NICE TO MEET YOU.
WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD HANG OUT AND GO DO SOMETHING.
THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
TWO SINGLE GIRLS.
BUT SHE MIGHT NOT BE SINGLE MUCH LONGER.
YOU LOOK GREAT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I GET ALL GIDDY.
I FEEL SO -- LIKE AN ***.
Jeana: AND COMING UP...
WILL MARVIN'S SECURITY PLAN TURN THE RESIDENTS AGAINST IT?
JUST REMEMBER, I'M WATCHING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
Jeana: IS THE HONEYMOON OVER FOR OUR NEWLYWEDS?
MAYBE WE DID RUSH THIS WHOLE THING.
YOU CAN JUST SIT IN HERE AND BE MAD ALL YOU WANT.
I'M GOING TO THE BULLET.
[BLEEP] SEE YOU LATER.
JUST AS THINGS ARE HEATING UP FOR AMANDA AND BROCK...
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT SOMEDAY?
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IT'S NO SECRET THAT WE LIVE IN A TRAILER PARK,
AND WHILE MANY OF US HAVE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS,
SOME PEOPLE ARE CONSTANTLY COMING AND GOING,
WHICH MEANS BECKY IS ALWAYS ON THE HUNT
TO FILL EMPTY TRAILERS.
THIS IS IT, Y'ALL.
LET ME SHOW YOU THIS HOUSE.
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
WELL, THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM, Y'ALL.
IF YOU'LL NOTICE, WE'VE GOT BRAND-NEW CARPET.
VERY NICE.
AND LOOK AT THIS KITCHEN.
I MEAN, THIS IS A COOK'S DREAM KITCHEN.
THIS IS THE ISLAND STOVE,
AND THEN YOU'VE GOT YOUR ADDITIONAL OVEN OVER HERE.
LOVE THAT.
LOOK, YOU'VE GOT A GREAT BACKYARD -- NICE SIZE.
BEAUTIFUL BACKYARD.
YOU'LL LOVE IT.
NOW, THIS IS OUR MASTER BEDROOM.
YOU'LL NOTICE THIS ALSO HAS NEW CARPET.
TO ME, THIS IS THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE HOUSE.
Woman: THAT IS GORGEOUS.
YOU CAN FIT FIVE OR SIX PEOPLE IN THERE.
Becky: I NEVER HAVE A PROBLEM CLOSING A DEAL.
JUST LIKE THIS COUPLE, THEY'RE ALREADY ON THE HOOK.
I JUST GOT TO FINISH REELING THEM IN.
THIS IS OUR POOL.
THIS IS OUR PRIDE AND JOY.
VERY NICE.
Man: DO YOU ALL STAY OPEN PRETTY LATE AT NIGHT?
WE DO, TILL ABOUT 9:00 OR SO.
IT'S JUST GREAT.
IT'S REALLY...
WHAT IN THE WORLD?
WHAT IS THIS?
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
Becky: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS SLUDGE IN MY POOL!?
THIS IS DISGUSTING.
IT WAS ALL SLUDGY AND GLOBBY.
I'VE GOT TO GET SECURITY UNDER CONTROL HERE IN THE PARK
BEFORE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS AGAIN.
THE REST OF THE PARK, I CAN SEE, IS REALLY NICE AND STUFF,
BUT I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S FOR US.
Y'ALL HEARD BY NOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE POOL.
AS MUCH GELATIN AS IT TOOK TO PUT IN THAT POOL
TO MAKE IT LIKE THAT, NOBODY SAW ANYTHING?
REALLY?
AS MANY EYES THAT'S IN THIS PARK AND NOBODY NOTICED?
I'M MAD NOW.
SOMEBODY -- I DON'T KNOW WHO -- BUT SOMEBODY IS MESSING
WITH OUR QUAINT, LITTLE COMMUNITY WE HAVE HERE.
SOMEONE WOULD HAVE TO BE REALLY, REALLY DEVIANT OR REALLY DRUNK
TO COME UP WITH SUCH AN IDEA.
IT'S KIND OF COOL.
IT'S A GOOD PRANK.
WHOEVER'S DOING IT, KUDOS.
NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS PARK
WITH ALL THESE PRANKS.
MISS PEGGY'S UNMENTIONABLES MISSING.
SOMEBODY TOILET-PAPERING YOUR BOAT.
SOMEBODY MESSING WITH THE SEPTIC TANK.
I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE.
I REALLY BELIEVE IT'S VILLAGE CREEK.
I'M SO MAD AT ROXIE RIGHT NOW.
I'M GONNA PULL EVERY HAIR
OUT OF HER NASTY, LITTLE CHAIN-SMOKING HEAD.
WE NEED TO GET THE SECURITY IN THE PARK UNDER CONTROL.
YES, SIR, MARVIN?
I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION.
OKAY.
I HAVE SOME THINGS IN MIND.
IT'S GONNA MAKE ME STRONGER, FASTER, MORE DEPENDABLE,
THAT THE RESIDENTS OF MYRTLE MANOR ARE GONNA RESPECT ME.
WELL, WHAT IS IT?
ONCE MY PLAN IS IN PLACE, I'M GONNA BE LIKE A SUPERHERO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY.
Gina: MARVIN NEVER ANSWERS A QUESTION.
HE AVOIDS EVERY QUESTION, GOES OFF ON A TANGENT,
NEVER COMES BACK AND ANSWERS IT -- EVER.
Marvin: I HAVE AN IDEA.
I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR THIS, YOU KNOW, ***-STEALING,
GELATIN-MAKING, TOILET-PAPER-MYSTERY PRANKING.
I JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME TO STRATEGIZE.
AS USUAL, I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT MARVIN'S TALKING ABOUT.
DOES ANYBODY ELSE HAVE ANY CONCERNS, COMMENTS?
YES, MA'AM, MISS AMANDA?
I JUST WANT TO REMIND EVERYBODY
THAT I'M STILL LOOKING FOR A ROOMMATE,
SO IF YOU KNOW ANYBODY -- MISS BECKY OR Y'ALL --
JUST LET ME KNOW.
MALE OR FEMALE, AS LONG AS THEY GOT A JOB AND CAN PAY BILLS.
OKAY.
I WOULDN'T LIVE WITH HER, HONEY,
IF THEY PAID ME $100 A WEEK TO LIVE --
ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL. THANKS.
MEETING'S ADJOURNED.
Y'ALL HAVE A GREAT WEEK. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
HEY, BROCK.
HI. WHAT'S UP?
I WAS JUST -- I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU COULD, UH,
COME OVER TO MY HOUSE LATER AND LOOK AT SOMETHING.
YEAH, NO PROBLEM. I'LL BE BY.
I GOT A COUPLE THINGS TO LOOK AT,
BUT I'LL COME BY RIGHT AFTER.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
BROCK IS NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, Y'ALL.
I'VE BEEN FLIRTING WITH BROCK HERE LATELY,
LIKE, PRETTY HEAVILY.
I'M GETTING TIRED OF, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
OF BEATING AROUND THE BUSH ABOUT IT.
SO TODAY WHEN HE COMES OVER, I'M JUST GONNA ASK HIM OUT.
I GUESS I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO SLAP SOME MAKEUP ON,
PUSH UP THE LADIES, AND GET IN FULL SEDUCTION MODE.
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
HOW'S IT GOING?
WHAT YOU UP TO?
HOLD ON A SECOND. I GOT SOMETHING TO DRINK FOR US.
ALL RIGHT. SOUNDS GOOD.
I MIGHT HAVE JUST SLIPPED A LITTLE BIT OF MOONSHINE
IN HIS SWEET TEA.
YOU KNOW, PUT A LITTLE COURAGE IN THE SHOT
FOR WHEN HE SAYS YES.
CHEERS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THAT HITS THE SPOT.
Amanda: YOU'RE WELCOME. [ CHUCKLES ]
SO...
[ CHUCKLES ]
I SHOULD HAVE PUT A WHOLE LOT MORE MOONSHINE IN THAT TEA,
BECAUSE THIS QUESTION IS NOT ROLLING OFF THE TONGUE
LIKE I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
SO, YOU LIKE THE DRINK?
YEAH?
IT'S AWESOME. THANK YOU.
ISN'T IT NICE ON THIS HOT DAY?
IT IS. IT'S PERFECT. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
PUT YOUR BIG-GIRL *** ON AND JUST GET IT OUT ALREADY.
JUST ASK HIM OUT.
SO, WHAT I REALLY ASKED YOU OVER HERE FOR IS...
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT SOMEDAY?
LIKE, ON A DATE?
YEAH, LIKE ON A DATE. [ CHUCKLES ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
SO, WHAT I REALLY ASKED YOU OVER HERE FOR IS...
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT SOMEDAY?
LIKE, ON A DATE?
YEAH, LIKE ON A DATE. [ CHUCKLES ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
I REALLY THINK RIGHT NOW I'VE GOT TO SAY NO,
JUST BECAUSE I JUST STARTED WORKING HERE,
AND I WANT TO KEEP IT PROFESSIONAL.
YEAH, I SEE. NO.
IT'S OKAY. I GET IT.
Amanda: OUCH.
I FEEL LIKE CRAWLING INTO A HOLE.
BUT, LIKE MY GRANDMA ALWAYS USED TO SAY,
"EVEN THOUGH IF YOU'RE HURTING ON THE INSIDE,
YOU STILL GOT TO SMILE ON THE OUTSIDE."
SO...
FRIENDS.
YEAH, FRIENDS.
[ SIGHS ]
I REALLY DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
SEE YA.
HERE'S TO BEING SINGLE, I RECKON.
Jeana: POOR AMANDA.
I DON'T THINK SHE SAW THAT ONE COMING, EITHER.
BUT IN A TRAILER PARK,
IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING UNEXPECTED
HAPPENING PRETTY MUCH EVERY SINGLE DAY.
AND LATELY, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LOSING SLEEP
FOR ALL SORTS OF DIFFERENT REASONS.
Roy: HAVE YOU SEEN ANY STRANGE-LOOKING PEOPLE
WALKING BY YOUR HOUSE OR IN YOUR YARD OR --
REALLY?
Jeana: THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING.
HOW ARE YOU?
HEY. [ SIGHS ]
MAN, I AM TIRED AS HELL.
CHELSEY -- UH, SHE KEEPS ME UP EVERY NIGHT.
SHE SNORES, TALKS IN HER SLEEP.
DOES SHE SNORE BAD?
CHELSEY'S SNORING -- LIKE, IF YOU PUT A JACKHAMMER
AND THEN COMBINE WITH A BUZZ SAW,
LIKE, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SLEEP.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HER ABOUT IT.
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE HER SELF-CONSCIOUS OR ANYTHING.
IT'S BEST TO BE HONEST.
Jeana: I AGREE WITH ROY.
IT'S TOO EARLY IN THE GAME FOR HIM TO SAY, "YOU'RE SNORING,
AND YOU'RE KEEPING ME UP ALL NIGHT."
IN THEIR DEFENSE,
THE WHOLE TIME JARED AND CHELSEY WERE DATING,
THEY WERE SO DRUNK ALL THE TIME.
THEY JUST BOTH PASSED OUT.
THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHO SNORED, WHO WAS THERE.
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, MY GRANDMA --
WE CALLED HER MAMIE -- SAID, TO STOP SOMEBODY FROM SNORING,
YOU TOOK AN EAR OF CORN AND SOAKED IT IN MOONSHINE.
AND THEN YOU HANG IT OVER THE HEAD OF THE BED.
VOODOO?
Jared: I DON'T KNOW.
I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT BE LEAVING EMPTY-HANDED
ON GOOD IDEAS, GUYS.
ALL RIGHT. EASY. CALM DOWN. SORRY.
JUST A LITTLE, WEE BIT TIRED.
IF I HAPPEN TO BE SLEEPING WITH SOMEBODY
THAT SNORES A LITTLE BIT --
NOW, THIS HERE [IMITATES LOUD SNORING]...
CORN IN MOONSHINE, JARED.
Gina: PILLS, JARED.
Jared: SEE YA, GUYS.
SLEEP WHILE SHE'S AT WORK.
THAT'S HILARIOUS.
GOD, HE LOOKS SO TIRED.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT JARED AND CHELSEY CAN'T COMMUNICATE.
THAT'S CRAZY THEY CAN'T TALK.
I'VE GOT A GOOD IDEA.
WE CAN PLAY A GAME WITH JARED AND CHELSEY
AND SEE EXACTLY HOW WELL THEY KNOW EACH OTHER.
THAT'S GOOD. THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
I THINK A GAME WOULD BE A GREAT WAY FOR JARED AND CHELSEY
TO LEARN A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT EACH OTHER,
AND THEY WOULD STOP RUNNING INTO THESE ROADBLOCKS.
WHAT, ARE YOU DR. PHIL NOW?
NO.
I'M A WHOLE LOT PRETTIER THAN HE IS.
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
HELLO. THIS IS BECKY.
MARVIN: Hello, Becky, this is Marvin, your patrol officer.
HEY, MARVIN, WHAT'S UP?
Hey, listen, I have the perfect security solution
REALLY?
Just hold tight there, and I'll meet you there, okay?
MY MASTER PLAN FOR SOLVING THE PRANKS OF THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
INVOLVES BRINGING A NEW SHERIFF TO TOWN.
[ WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS ]
WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH?
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
REALLY?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIDING A HORSE?
A REAL LIVE HORSE IN MY PARK.
I NEEDED HIM TO STEP UP SECURITY,
NOT RIDING A HORSE AROUND THE PARK,
ACTING LIKE THE LONE RANGER.
Marvin: I CAN TELL THAT BECKY'S NOT AN ANIMAL LOVER.
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME CONVINCING TO PROVE TO HER
THAT THIS ANIMAL IS NOT ONLY A CRIME-STOPPING SOLUTION,
BUT IT'S ALSO AN ECOLOGICAL AND MORALE BENEFIT FOR MYRTLE MANOR.
THE ADVANTAGES OF A HORSE -- NUMBER ONE, I'M MOUNTED HIGH.
IT ALLOWS ME TO GET TO A SITUATION REAL QUICK.
WELL, YEAH.
BACK UP, JUST LIKE A CAR.
HE'S AS BIG AS A CAR.
HE CAN BACK UP, AND, YOU KNOW,
I CAN GET HIM TO TURN AROUND IF I WANT.
YOU KNOW, I CAN GET HIM...
YOU KNOW?
IT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
DOES HE HAVE A NAME?
TAKEN GIDDY ON UP DEM DERE HORSEY.
HUH?
SAY THAT.
WHAT IF YOU HAD TO CALL HIM TO COME TO YOU?
IT WOULD TAKE YOU 10 MINUTES TO GET HIS NAME OUT.
BECKY DOES HAVE A POINT.
BUT, YOU KNOW, ONCE A MAN NAMES A HORSE,
YOU KNOW, IT'S SAID AND DONE.
SO YOU REALLY THINK THIS WILL HELP YOU?
ABSOLUTELY. I THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
I THINK THIS IS THE SOLUTION FOR MYRTLE MANOR.
[ SIGHS ]
Becky: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M AGREEING TO THIS.
BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, IF IT HELPS THE PRANKS STOP, SO BE IT.
I'M A MOUNTED PATROL OFFICER.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
TAKEN GIDDY ON UP DEM DERE HORSEY?
[ WHINNIES ]
Becky: I'VE CALLED ROXANNE FOR A MEETING DOWN THE ROAD.
THESE PRANKS ARE JUST -- THEY'RE JUST ***.
THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON
THAT COULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS.
IT'S THE QUEEN OF TRASH -- ROXANNE.
I KNOW SHE'S HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH EVERY ONE OF THESE.
GET THE LIGHT OUT MY FACE.
JUST MAKING SURE IT'S YOU.
Roxanne: BECKY'S A JOKE.
SHE COULD NOT RUN AN ART FARM, MUCH LESS A TRAILER PARK.
NICE COAT. POSSUM?
I DON'T APPRECIATE WHAT YOU AND YOUR RESIDENTS ARE DOING.
YOU'RE TRYING TO SABOTAGE ME.
I KNOW ALL THE PRANKS.
BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
MY DADDY LEFT ME IN CHARGE OF THIS PARK WHILE HE'S GONE.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA SCREW IT UP,
AND YOUR RESIDENTS AREN'T GONNA SCREW IT UP.
WHY WOULD I PULL PRANKS ON MYRTLE MANOR
WHEN VILLAGE CREEK IS ALREADY CONFIRMED NUMBER ONE
BY THE RADIO STATION?
BECKY IS CRAZY.
BECKY, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
I THINK THIS MEETING IS ADJOURNED.
SO DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO, AND I'LL DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO, OKAY?
Becky: I DON'T BELIEVE A SINGLE WORD ROXANNE SAYS.
I STILL THINK IT'S ROXANNE.
I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.
YOU MESS WITH ONE,
YOU MESS WITH THE WHOLE TRAILER PARK, HONEY.
Kim: I'M GONNA SHOW YOU ALL THE SECRET WEAPON.
ALL RIGHT?
♪ MM MM MM ♪ IT'S THE *** POP.
COME ON, MISS PEGGY. SHOW ME JUST A LITTLE BIT.
Miss Peggy: I KNOW I CAN'T DO IT.
I AIN'T GOT THE EQUIPMENT BUILT RIGHT TO DO IT WITH.
WHOO!
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
Jeana: WITH MARVIN PLAYING LONE RANGER,
THERE'S BEEN LESS HORSEPLAY AROUND THE PARK.
YOU COULD SAY HIS PLAN IS WORKING LIKE A CHARM.
BUT THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM PILING UP.
MARVIN'S SECURITY HORSE IS POOPING ALL OVER THE PARK.
THE STREETS ARE LITERALLY LINED WITH CRAP.
EVERYWHERE IS POOP.
LIKE, I LOOK TO THE LEFT, THERE'S POOP.
I LOOK TO THE RIGHT, THERE'S POOP.
I'M WALKING -- I GOT TO AVOID WALKING THROUGH POOP.
THE HORSE -- IT HAS NEEDS, AND IT FEELS THE NEED
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM IN THE ROAD EVERY COUPLE STEPS.
I DON'T APPRECIATE THE SMELL OF HORSE MANURE IN MY PARK.
Marvin: OKAY, BUT JUST LET ME GET OFF FIRST.
[ GRUNTS ]
HOW YOU LIKE TAKEN GIDDY ON UP DEM DERE?
MAYBE MARVIN COULD PUT A DIAPER ON HIS HORSE.
DON'T THEY HAVE, LIKE, LITTLE BAGS
THAT YOU PUT ON A HORSE'S BEHIND?
MAYBE HE COULD GET A SCOOPER
[ Laughing ] WITH A WHEELBARROW.
Marvin: I'M NOT A VETERINARY OR HORSE EXPERT,
BUT I BELIEVE THIS HORSE POOPS LIKE EVERY 15 MINUTES, YOU KNOW?
AND FOR THE LIFE OF ME,
I'M LIKE, "OKAY, YOU'RE NOT EATING EVERY 15 MINUTES.
WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU POOPING EVERY 15 MINUTES?" YOU KNOW?
AND THAT'S A MYSTERY TO ME.
WHEN MY MOUNTED-PATROL SHIFT ENDS,
I'LL COME BACK AND SCOOP UP ALL THE POOP.
OKAY.
OKAY. COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
Jeana: LOOKS LIKE MARVIN'S GOT SOME CLEANING UP TO DO.
AND AMANDA -- SHE'S LOOKING TO DUST HERSELF OFF, TOO,
AFTER A REJECTION FROM BROCK.
WE'RE GOING TO THE NIGHTCLUB, MISS PEGGY.
WE'RE GONNA GO OUT DANCING AND DRINKING.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE US A GOOD TIME.
MY GRANDMOM ALWAYS TOLD ME, "IF YOU GET KNOCKED OFF THE SADDLE,
"YOU JUST GOT TO GET BACK ON THAT HORSE
AND JUST KEEP ON RIDING."
IF BROCK DOESN'T WANT TO DATE ME, THAT'S FINE.
I MEAN, THIS GEORGIA GIRL WILL JUST BREAK OUT HER ROD AND REEL
AND JUST GO FISHING AND SEE WHAT ELSE IS OUT THERE IN THE SEA.
Kim: HEY, Y'ALL!
HEY!
HELLO!
YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD.
OH, I DO WHAT I DO.
WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE CHITCHATTING
ABOUT HAVING A GIRLS' NIGHT.
YOU SHOULD COME WITH US.
OKAY, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU ALL THE SECRET WEAPON.
ALL RIGHT?
READY?
WHEN YOU GO OUT, LIKE, DANCING IS VERY IMPORTANT,
'CAUSE GUYS BE LOOKING AT, LIKE, HOW YOU MOVE.
AND WITH ALL OF THIS, YOU GOT TO KNOW HOW TO WORK IT.
BE LIKE...
♪ BAM BAM ♪
♪ MM MM MM MM MM ♪
IT'S THE *** POP.
♪ MM MM MM MM MM MM MM MM MM ♪
Amanda: WHEN YOU'VE GOT AS MUCH TO POP
AS SHE DOES IN THE BACK OF THAT TRUNK -- JESUS, FATHER.
IT'S A LITTLE MUCH TO TAKE IN.
♪ BAM BAM ♪
♪ MM MM MM ♪
COME ON -- COME ON, MISS PEGGY.
SHOW ME JUST A LITTLE BIT.
KIM CAN TAKE HER BUTT,
AND SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS TO WITH IT,
BUT DON'T CALL ON PEGGY TO TRY TO DO IT...
OKAY, BEND OVER. BEND OVER.
AND POP.
POP.
Amanda: BEND YOUR KNEES.
WHOO!
IN AND OUT. IN AND OUT, PEGGY.
NO. IN AND OUT.
Jeana: IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD,
EVERYONE'S WILLING TO LEND A HELPING HAND.
JARED'S AFRAID TO TELL CHELSEY SHE'S KEEPING HIM UP AT NIGHT,
SO WE FIGURED WE'D HELP HIM BREAK THE NEWS.
CAN Y'ALL BELIEVE WE'VE BEEN SITTING OUT HERE
FOR ALL THIS TIME?
WE NEED TO LAUGH REALLY LOUD OR SOMETHING AND SEE --
HA HA HA HA HA!
[ LAUGHTER ]
HA HA! AIN'T NOBODY HOME?
COME ON OUT!
IT'S ABOUT TIME Y'ALL COME OUTSIDE.
Chelsey: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE PARTY IN YOUR YARD.
YEAH, YOU'D THINK IF SOMEBODY LIT A FIRE IN YOUR YARD,
YOU'D NOTICE.
REALLY?
WE PROBABLY -- WE OBVIOUSLY DON'T PAY MUCH ATTENTION
TO WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR FRONT YARD.
WELL, SINCE Y'ALL FINALLY MADE IT OUTSIDE,
MAYBE WE CAN ALL PLAY A LITTLE GAME -- TRIVIA --
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR SPOUSE?
Gina: THE GAME WE'RE GETTING READY TO PLAY
SHOULD FINALLY GIVE JARED THE CHANCE
TO TELL CHELSEY ABOUT HER SNORING ISSUES.
I'M GONNA ASK YOU A QUESTION.
Roy: YOU WRITE DOWN THE ANSWER AND THEN HOLD IT UP
AND LET US SEE WHAT YOU'VE WRITTEN DOWN.
WHERE WAS CHELSEY BORN?
Chelsey: SERIOUSLY, JARED?
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I WAS BORN?
NOT COOL.
Gina: "WHERE WERE YOU BORN?"
THAT'S, LIKE, ONE OF THE FIRST QUESTIONS YOU ASK SOMEBODY.
"WHERE WERE YOU BORN?"
WELL, THEY REALLY DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT EACH OTHER.
[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY.
NAME EVERY FAMILY MEMBER IN JARED'S FAMILY.
HIS PARENTS AND SIBLINGS.
I'VE NEVER MET HIS FAMILY.
I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE MET THEM BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED.
OKAY.
BIGGEST PET PEEVE.
Gina: WHAT BUGS YOU?
WHAT BUGS HIM?
Roy: OH, SNORING!
YOU SNORE, AND YOU TALK IN YOUR SLEEP, TOO!
WHY DOES EVERYBODY KNOW THAT I SNORE AND I TALK IN MY SLEEP?
I TALKED TO THEM ABOUT IT ON HOW TO APPROACH YOU,
'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE, LIKE, SELF-CONSCIOUS
ABOUT SLEEPING AROUND ME, 'CAUSE YOU'D SNORE.
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO APPROACH YOU.
Chelsey: I DON'T KNOW. I JUST WISH YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME.
I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE APPROACHED ME
AND JUST TOLD ME INSTEAD OF DOING IT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.
NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT MY PROBLEMS.
MY HUSBAND WON'T TELL ME THAT I SNORE.
HE FARTS IN HIS SLEEP. I DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
AND IT PISSES ME OFF
THAT HE HAD THE NERVE TO HAVE EVERYONE PITY HIM.
"OH, MY WIFE SNORES. IT KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT."
OH, I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR YOUR JOB AND TIRED ALL DAY?
OH, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M WORKING.
Jared: THANKS, GUYS.
I COME TO YOU TO GET HELP, GET ME OUT OF TROUBLE,
AND ALL YOU DID WAS GET ME IN MORE TROUBLE.
YOU MIGHT AS WELL TATTOO "YOU'RE A TERRIBLE HUSBAND"
ACROSS MY FOREHEAD.
GOD ALMIGHTY!
WHAT IS THIS?
WELL, THIS IS MY NEW MOUNTED PATROL.
THINK I MIGHT NEED TO GO JOB SEARCHING RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
I MADE A MISTAKE.
EVERYONE IN THE PARK'S BEEN GOING AROUND SAYING IT.
I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE IT.
MAYBE WE DID RUSH THIS WHOLE THING.
WOW.
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
Jeana: CECIL MAY HAVE HANDED THE REINS OF THE TRAILER PARK
OVER TO BECKY FOR THE SUMMER,
BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN HE WON'T STOP IN FROM TIME TO TIME
JUST TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
HEY, DADDY.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME.
Becky: DADDY'S LIKE A MAGICIAN.
I MEAN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU LOOK UP AND HE'S THERE.
I JUST THOUGHT I'D SWING BY AND SEE HOW THINGS ARE GOING.
EVERYTHING'S GOING GOOD.
NOTHING I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT AT ALL?
WHAT'S WRONG?
WHERE'D YOU GO ON VACATION?
I WENT TO THE BEACH TO GET SOME RELAXATION.
DID YOU HAVE FUN?
YOU'RE GETTING OFF THE SUBJECT, BECKY.
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
NOTHING. NOTHING.
GOD ALMIGHTY!
WHAT IS THIS?
WELL, THIS IS MY NEW MOUNTED PATROL.
THINK I MIGHT NEED TO GO JOB SEARCHING RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
MEET TAKEN GIDDY ON UP DEM DERE HORSEY.
CECIL, I FIND THAT IT KNOCKS OFF THREE BIRDS WITH ONE STONE HERE.
WHAT THREE BIRDS WITH ONE STONE?
NUMBER ONE, IT INSTILLS CONFIDENCE.
MY MORALE IS UP TO THE SKY,
AND PEOPLE TEND TO SHOW ME MORE RESPECT.
I CAN SEE FAR ABOVE THE TRAILERS AND EVERYTHING ELSE.
ALSO, IT'S A NATURAL LAWN MOWER.
IT EATS THE GRASS.
MARVIN, IT'S A HORSE.
AND HE ALSO POOPS, AND THAT'S FREE FERTILIZER.
WHOA.
YES, SIR.
THERE'S NO BENEFIT TO THE HORSE.
THE HORSE IS OUT OF HERE TODAY.
IF YOU WANT A NEW SECURITY SYSTEM, PUT UP CAMERAS.
MR. CECIL, SIR --
THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
Cecil: MARVIN'S HAD SOME REALLY DUMB IDEAS,
BUT THIS ONE JUST TAKES THE CAKE.
THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING HE'S EVER DONE SINCE HE'S BEEN HERE.
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT THE BEACH.
AREN'T YOU THE MANAGER OF MYRTLE MANOR?
I AM THE MANAGER, BUT HE'S THE BOSS.
[ GRUNTS ]
AND I TELL YOU, THERE'S A LOT OF MOBILE-HOME PARKS
THAT WOULD JUMP AT THIS OPPORTUNITY.
GO TAKE IT WHEREVER YOU GOT IT FROM.
COME ON. LET'S GO. [ CLICKS TONGUE ]
Marvin: NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET THE HORSE
BACK TO THE STABLE I GOT IT FROM.
HOPEFULLY, THEY'LL ALLOW ME TO STILL CONTINUE TO VISIT HIM
FROM TIME TO TIME.
Jeana: WELL, IT'S LOOKING LIKE A SAD GOODBYE
FOR TAKEN GIDDY ON UP DEM DERE HORSEY.
BUT WITH GIRLS NIGHT OUT FINALLY HERE,
PERHAPS A FEW OF THE LADIES WILL BE SAYING HELLO
TO SOME ELIGIBLE MYRTLE BEACH BACHELORS.
Brittney: READY, GIRLS?
OH, YEAH!
Anne: WALKING INTO A CLUB WITH YOUR FRIENDS,
IT'S ALMOST LIKE CONFIDENCE IS KIND OF WIRED, YOU KNOW?
IT'S LIKE I'VE TAKEN MY NEW TASER
AND I'VE TASED EACH OF US AND WE'RE CONNECTED WITH CONFIDENCE.
I'M READY TO GET LOOSE.
WE'RE HAVING A GIRLS NIGHT OUT,
AND I'M THINKING, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE MORE THE MERRIER."
SO, I INVITED THAT GIRL BRITTNEY OUT FROM THE PERFUME STORE.
I WANTED TO GET TO KNOW HER BETTER.
LADIES NIGHT, CHEERS!
[ CHATTER ]
LIKE, I'M READY TO DO EVERYTHING.
I DON'T EVEN CARE.
I DON'T WANT TO FEEL MY FACE OR NOTHING.
I WANT TO FLOAT OUT THE CLUB.
WHEN SHE SAID GIRLS NIGHT OUT,
SOMETHING JUST BLEW UP INSIDE ME.
LIKE, I COULDN'T FEEL MY F-- NOTHING.
I COULDN'T FEEL NOTHING.
Amanda: MISS PEGGY...
MA'AM?
...YOU SEE ANY GOOD-LOOKING MEN IN HERE?
OH!
THAT'S BEFORE I WAS BORN, MISS PEGGY.
THAT'S A LONG TIME.
WE NEED TO FIND YOU SOMEONE SPECIAL.
LIKE TONIGHT.
EVERYBODY KEEPS SAYING,
"OH, MISS PEGGY, YOU'RE GOING TO MEET SOMEONE SOMEDAY."
YOU KNOW.
LADIES, LADIES, LADIES.
Anne: WHAT IS THIS?
THE UNKNOWN BULLET.
Kim: MMM! MMM-MMM-MMM!
OH, GOD.
OH, LADIES NIGHT OUT -- ALL YOU NEED IS THREE THINGS --
SHOTS, SHOTS, AND, UM, MORE SHOTS.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS MY JUNK.
HEY!
Y'ALL GET UP.
I GOT YOU.
♪ I LOSE ALL CONTROL ♪
♪ I'M SO READY, BABY ♪
♪ TELL ME, ARE YOU GOOD TO GO? ♪
♪ I LOSE ALL CONTROL ♪
♪ I'M LIKE A BOTTLE ROCKET ♪
♪ BABY, I'M ABOUT TO BLOW ♪
MISS PEGGY!
GIRL, I CANNOT BELIEVE MISS PEGGY IS GOING OUT DANCING.
I THINK THE LAST TIME SHE WENT OUT DANCING,
THEY MIGHT HAVE BEEN DOING THE CHARLESTON.
I DO IT FROM THE BACK.
*** POP. *** POP.
UNH!
Amanda: THAT, MY FRIEND, IS A PARTY.
***; CRAZY, OLD LADIES; AND DRAG QUEEN.
WE LIVING [BLEEP] UP IN MYRTLE BEACH.
Jeana: WHILE BOOTIES ARE BUSY POPPING AT THE CLUB,
JARED AND CHELSEY'S EVENING HAS TAKEN A LESS BOUNCY TURN.
WHAT YOU DOING, BABE?
DISHES.
WHAT? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
NOTHING.
WELL, IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT NOTHING.
WHAT'S UP?
YOU'RE STICKING WITH "NOTHING," ARE YOU?
NO. YOU SHOULD KNOW.
YOU'RE NOT STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT SNORING THING, RIGHT?
YEAH!
I CAN'T GRASP WHY YOU THINK THAT THAT WOULD BE OKAY.
THAT'S WHAT'S BOTHERING ME THE MOST.
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING
WHEN YOU THOUGHT, "OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW,
"ME AND CHELSEY ARE HAVING AN ISSUE.
"IT'S SOMETHING. I'M LOSING SLEEP.
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
I SHOULD PROBABLY GO TALK TO EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR MY WIFE."
I THOUGHT MAYBE THEY KNEW A WAY TO FIX THE SNORING.
YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY,
AND YOU DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
YOU DON'T EVEN CARE.
SORRY. I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO EMBARRASS YOU.
YOU'RE JUST SAYING "SORRY" BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
LIKE, WHAT KIND OF REACTION DO YOU WANT?
I WANT YOU TO TRULY BE SORRY.
I AM SORRY!
"WELL, SORRY, BABE. EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES."
OH, GOD.
WE ARE MARRIED. WE MADE A COMMITMENT.
HE NEEDS TO OWN UP AND BE AN ADULT,
AND IF WE HAVE AN ISSUE,
WE NEED TO TALK IT OUT AND FIGURE IT OUT,
AND HE NEEDS TO BE MORE SENSITIVE TO MY FEELINGS,
LIKE I'M SENSITIVE TO HIS FEELINGS.
OTHERWISE, THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK OUT.
YOU NEED TO TAKE WHAT BOTHERS ME MORE SERIOUS,
AND EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY
IS SOMETHING SERIOUS TO ME.
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS A BIG DEAL.
YOU NEVER THINK ANYTHING'S A BIG DEAL.
IF I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SOMETHING, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
IT'S JUST BRUSHED OFF.
WHEN YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SOMETHING,
EVERYBODY, STOP EVERYTHING THEY'RE DOING
AND LET'S HANDLE IT.
IT'S NOT LIKE WE GOT MARRIAGE PROBLEMS GOING ON.
LIKE, IT'S JUST A MISTAKE. I MADE A MISTAKE.
WE DON'T HAVE MARRIAGE PROBLEMS? WHAT IS THIS?
WE HAVE NO COMMUNICATION.
THIS IS THE ONLY COMMUNICATING WE'VE DONE, IS FIGHTING.
EVERYONE IN THE PARK'S BEEN GOING AROUND SAYING IT,
AND I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE IT.
MAYBE WE DID RUSH THIS WHOLE THING.
WOW.
I CAN'T TAKE IT. I'M DONE.
OKAY.
YOU CAN JUST SIT IN HERE AND BE MAD ALL YOU WANT.
I'M GOING TO THE BULLET. HAVE FUN.
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
[BLEEP] I'LL SEE YOU LATER, BABE.
I NEED TO KNOW THAT HE HAS MY BACK.
I NEED TO KNOW THAT HE WANTS TO COMFORT ME WHEN I'M UPSET,
AND HE DOESN'T EVEN -- HE DOESN'T EVEN DO THAT.
I GOT YOU ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I GOT YOU ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
[ CHEERING ]
OLD-SCHOOL STUFF BEGAN TO HAPPEN.
YOU KNOW, THE LINES DOWN THE SIDE AND PEOPLE DANCING DOWN.
All: [ Chanting ] GO, GO, GO, GO!
Man: WHOO!
[ CHEERING ]
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
All: GO, PEGGY!
WHOO!
OH, YES. OOH, YEAH!
IT'S OKAY, BABY.
[ Slurring ] I HAVE A TOAST TO MAKE.
BRITTNEY, I'D LIKE TO CHOOSE YOU,
YOU'RE COOL,
AND I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BE MY ROOMMATE.
HELL, YEAH, I'LL BE YOUR ROOMMATE!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
BRITTNEY SEEMS REALLY COOL, AND SHE HAS A JOB.
AND I WAS REALLY DRUNK, SO WHAT THE HECK?
I ASKED HER TO BE MY ROOMMATE.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
Brittney: THIS IS PERFECT.
I MEAN, I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH MY BOYFRIEND.
WE JUST BROKE UP, SO I DEFINITELY NEED A PLACE TO LIVE.
HEY, HEY!
MISS PEGGY'S BACK!
WHOO, GIRL!
WE GOT TO GET YOU HOME.
WE HAVE YOUR BACK.
WE'LL TAKE YOU HOME.
LEAN ON ME, PEGGY.
I GOT YOU.
I COULD CARRY YOU ALL DAY LONG.
SO, UM, LET'S GO INSIDE.
I MEAN, HE'S HOT.
THIS GIRL HAS ONLY BEEN IN MY PLACE LESS THAN 10 MINUTES,
AND I'M ALREADY ABOUT TO PUNCH HER IN THE THROAT.
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
Jeana: SAYING GOODBYE TO TAKEN GIDDY ON UP DEM DERE HORSEY
WAS NOT AN EASY THING FOR MARVIN TO DO.
BUT LIKE ANY GOOD COWBOY,
HE'S WASTING NO TIME PICKING UP THE PIECES
AND PUTTING HIS NEW SECURITY PLAN INTO ACTION.
WHAT IS HE DOING?
YOU RECKON HE ABOUT TO CUT THE TREES?
I DON'T THINK HE WOULD HAVE A BRIEFCASE
IF HE ABOUT TO CUT THE TREES DOWN.
IF I COULD CLONE MYSELF INSTANTANEOUSLY, YES,
MYRTLE MANOR COULD USE ANOTHER MARVIN --
SOMEBODY EXACTLY LIKE ME.
A MARVIN OVER HERE, A MARVIN OVER THERE, A MARVIN EVERYWHERE.
EVERYTHING WOULD GO PERFECT THEN.
MARVIN!
I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THE STEALTH POSITION.
WELL, I'M INSTALLING A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA.
OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT HOW HE'S TAPING IT.
YOU GOT SOME KIND OF SUPER-CAMERA KRAZY GLUE?
[ GRUNTS ]
NOW, I'VE JUST INSTALLED
THE MOST SOPHISTICATED SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM.
MAYBE I CAN AIM THAT A LITTLE BETTER.
SO FAR, I GOT SIX OR SEVEN INSTALLED, I'M COUNTING.
KIND OF LIKE BIG BROTHER.
I HAVE CLIENTS THAT ARE GONNA COME SEE ME.
THEY'RE NOT GONNA WANT TO HAVE VIDEO CAMERAS RECORDING THEM.
THIS IS AN INVASION OF THEIR PRIVACY.
IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING MISCHIEVOUS,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE WORRYING
ABOUT THAT CAMERA BEING UP THERE.
I GET THE IMPRESSION THAT THERE'S SUSPICION
THAT MAYBE WE ARE DOING BAD MISCHIEF.
WELL...
BECKY HAS HER IDEAS ABOUT WHO'S BEHIND THE PRANKS,
BUT BECKY'S NOT AN OFFICIAL SECURITY OFFICER.
UNTIL I HAVE PROOF THAT ROXIE AND VILLAGE CREEK IS BEHIND IT,
I HAVE TO KEEP MY OPTIONS OPEN.
I'M DONE WITH THAT CONVERSATION.
I'LL TALK TO BECKY ABOUT IT.
JUST REMEMBER, I'M WATCHING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
WHATEVER!
BRITTNEY'S MOVING IN TODAY, AND, GRANTED,
I'VE ONLY MET THIS GIRL TWICE, AND ONE OF THEM,
I'M PRETTY SURE I WAS ABOUT THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND.
I GOT MY FINGERS CROSSED OVER HERE, HOPING -- JUST HOPING.
OH!
WHAT'S UP, ROOMIE?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU DONE GOT YOUR STUFF AND EVERYTHING.
YEP.
I GOT PLENTY OF PINK AND SPARKLES.
I SEE THAT.
YEAH.
LOTS OF PINK SPARKLES.
ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
YOU LOVE PINK, HUH?
YES, GIRL.
DID YOU BRING SOME OTHER STUFF?
YEAH. I GOT SOME MORE OUT THERE.
MY CAR'S KIND OF LOADED DOWN.
YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU?
IF YOU'D LIKE.
OKAY.
I KNEW BRITTNEY WAS A GIRLY GIRL, BUT, LIKE,
I WAS REALLY HOPING THAT EVERYTHING THAT SHE BROUGHT
IN THE HOUSE WAS NOT PINK OR BEDAZZLED.
Amanda: GOT IT. WATCH YOUR FEET.
I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE WORN HEELS.
WEARING HEELS WHILE YOU MOVE DON'T SEEM LIKE A BRIGHT --
HEELS IS JUST LIKE SECOND NATURE.
TWO ESSENTIALS IN LIFE -- MAKEUP, HEELS.
COME ON.
YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
IF I DON'T HAVE MY LIP GLOSS AND MY SIX-INCH HILLS,
I'M STAYING IN BED.
OVER THERE, WE GOT TANGULLS, AND THAT'S, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU WANT TO GET YOUR HAIR DONE.
AND THEN DOWN THERE ON THE CORNER
IS WHERE LITTLE MISS OLD PEGGY LIVES.
WHEN AMANDA AND I MET AT THE PERFUME COUNTER,
SHE HAD TOLD ME ABOUT THIS GUY THAT SHE HAD A LITTLE THING FOR.
THAT MUST BE HIM.
SO, UM, LET'S GO INSIDE.
IT'S HOT, RIGHT?
YEAH.
WE NEED US A LITTLE HOUSEMAN.
SPEAKING OF HOUSEMAN-, MAINTENANCE-MAN TYPE STUFF...
I MEAN, HE'S HOT.
SO, I FEEL LIKE I EITHER NEED TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO YOU...
YEAH, I MENTIONED IT TO HIM,
BUT HE'S LIKE,
"I JUST DON'T WANT TO MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE."
SO HE'S PROBABLY OFF-LIMITS TO ANY AND EVERYBODY
THAT'S IN THE PARK THAT LIVES HERE.
YEAH, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T...
HE THINKS HE'S OFF-LIMITS.
[ SIGHS ] NO.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET FIRED FROM BECKY,
SO HE, UH, HE'S OFF-LIMITS TO ANYBODY LIVING IN THE PARK.
I AIN'T GONNA BE TRAMPING IN YOUR AREA.
WHAT'S YOURS IS YOURS.
I AIN'T MARKED HIM.
HE IS FOREVER NOT MINE.
HE SHOULD BE, THOUGH.
SOMEBODY BETTER JUMP ON THAT, BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T, I WILL.
I'M NOT LETTING A PRETTY GUY LIKE THAT GO TO WASTE.
OH, YEP.
YOU GOT IT?
THERE YOU GO.
CATCH ALL YOUR DREAMS.
THIS GIRL HAS ONLY BEEN IN MY PLACE LESS THAN 10 MINUTES,
AND I'M ALREADY ABOUT TO PUNCH HER IN THE THROAT.
Jared: IT'S BEEN OVER A DAY SINCE CHELSEY TALKED TO ME.
SO I GOT TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO MAKE THIS BETTER.
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
Jeana: WHEN JARED AND CHELSEY JUMPED INTO MARRIAGE,
WE ALL HAD OUR DOUBTS,
BUT SEEING THEM THIS SAD MAKES ME HOPE WE WEREN'T RIGHT.
IT'S BEEN OVER A DAY SINCE CHELSEY TALKED TO ME,
AND, YOU KNOW, I MISS HER.
I MEAN, I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN THE BULLET
SINCE ME AND CHELSEY GOT TOGETHER,
SO BEING BACK IN HERE REALLY KIND OF REMINDS ME
OF HOW CRAPPY MY LIFE WAS BEFORE I MET HER.
SO I GOT TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO MAKE THIS BETTER.
I HAVE STAYED QUIET ABOUT QUITE A FEW THINGS
SINCE WE'VE BEEN MARRIED, AND THIS TRULY BOTHERED ME.
IT HURT MY FEELINGS.
AND SO SINCE I DECIDED TO CONFRONT HIM ON IT
AND HE JUST LETS IT GO LIKE IT WAS NOTHING,
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THIS IS GONNA GO AT THIS POINT.
Jared: HEY, BABY.
WHAT IS THIS?
WELL, I BROUGHT YOU SOME FLOWERS.
I TOLD THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT YOUR SNORING,
AND IT PROBABLY WASN'T THE BEST THING TO DO.
SO YOU BROUGHT ME FLOWERS AND WINE TO APOLOGIZE?
YES, MA'AM.
ARE YOU GONNA POUR ME A GLASS?
MMM. BOXED WINE -- MY FAVORITE.
ONLY THE FINEST FOR MY WIFE.
IN A PLASTIC WINE GLASS.
I LOVE IT!
ALL THE LITTLE STUFF THAT WE FIGHT ABOUT --
ALL THESE DUMB, JUST IDIOTIC CONFLICTS WE GET IN --
LIKE, NONE OF THEM MATTER.
I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART.
'CAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, SHE'S STILL MY BABY.
WELL, BABY, YOU KNOW, LIKE, WE RUSHED INTO THIS WHOLE THING
AND IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST,
WE DIDN'T REALLY EVER GET TO, LIKE, DATE PROPERLY, YOU KNOW?
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
IT DOESN'T CHANGE -- LIKE, I LOVE YOU.
YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
BUT I'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW [BLEEP] UP A LOT LATELY,
'CAUSE WE DON'T NECESSARILY KNOW EACH OTHER THE BEST.
SO I FIGURE MAYBE WE COULD START, LIKE, DATING AGAIN,
AND I'LL GET TO KNOW YOU.
I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU --
EVERY LAST LITTLE DETAIL.
SO, WE'RE GONNA, LIKE --
WE'RE GONNA BE MARRIED, BUT WE'RE GONNA START DATING?
MM-HMM.
BACKTRACK A LITTLE, BUT...
I LIKE IT.
I LOVE YOU, BABY.
I'M SORRY.
THAT'S OKAY.
I'LL GO EVERY NIGHT WITHOUT SLEEPING AS LONG AS I GOT YOU.
AWW. THANKS, BABY.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
[ LAUGHING ]
THAT'S FOR THE INTERVENTION WITH THE WHOLE DAMN NEIGHBORHOOD.
AT THE END OF THE DAY, JARED KNOWS HOW TO MAKE ME HAPPY,
AND THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
HE MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN ANYBODY I'VE EVER MET,
AND EVERY DAY, I FALL MORE AND MORE IN LOVE WITH HIM,
AND THAT'S ALL I NEED.
WE SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE THIS IN THE HOUSE, BABY.
BABE, I DON'T SLEEP WITH GUYS ON THE FIRST DATE.
WE'RE DATING NOW.
Jeana: NEXT TIME
ON "TRAILER PARK: WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR"...
ONE OF BECKY'S PRIZED TRAILERS UP AND VANISHES.
WHAT?
WHAT?
STOP!
THE SILVER BULLET'S MISSING! MARVIN!
GO CHECK THE CAMERAS!
Marvin: THE CAMERA'S GONE, BECKY!
AND SHE'S SURE ROXIE'S TO BLAME.
I'M LOOKING FOR MY SILVER BULLET THAT Y'ALL TOOK.
GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY, BECKY.
WILL BECKY GET HER REVENGE?
ROXANNE -- HER AND HER FRIEND CARM ARE GONNA BE BLUE.
AND AMANDA DATES A GUY
WHO MIGHT GET HER BOOTED OUT OF MYRTLE MANOR.
I SAW AMANDA AND A GUY FROM VILLAGE CREEK ON A DATE.
YOU DISRESPECTED ME.
YOU AIN'T MY MAMA. YOU AIN'T MY DADDY.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHO I CAN AND CAN'T DATE.
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]