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Registrators
We registering for everything in this bed and bath section
and we damn good too
But you can't be any bachelor off the street
You gotta be handy with the mall directory if you know what I mean
Earn your keep
Haul yo *** to the mall
Run, you best not crawl
We gettin' hitched
This is it
Better check your credit card limit and make sure you're within it
Forget the invitations
It's our Late Regristration
We're on a mission
want a ***'
bedroom set, living room, and kitchen
Yeah, I crawl through the mall
Yeah, I'm sharp as a Shun
Merchandise don't stand a chance when I'm strapped with a laser gun
Bottomless clip sprays infinite hits
Black shirt to match the strap
We want this oven-mitt
No we haven't set a date yet, but we're picking out a plate set
Sunburst paint job on a braiser by Le Creuset
Everyday I'm fussing 'cause
Everday I'm hustlin'
to the kitchen. My eggs be stickin' like they always does
What you figure that I'm scared to pull the trigger?
Electric pressure cooker
I'ma need that!
Goose down in my bedspread
I'ma need that!
Penguin salt and pepper shaker
I'ma need that!
Calphelon with non-stick on it
I'ma need that!
Setting up our registry
Shooting like this sh*t is free
Suckers if you don't know who we be,
'Bout to be the Cosbys
What you gonna get me?
Latitude, longitude, no matter what the axis
I'll take this bedding section on like it's my target practice
Shoot out with a pillow set
Chomp on a Cinnabon
Them sheets better meet my thread count minimum
Store clerks want to be us
"Can I help you with your registry?"
They know that we the boss
And Bill Sonoma is like family
Kitchen Aid attachments, to you I pledge allegience
Gotta stand mixer clause in our prenuptial agreement
Think you have no time for us?
It's all in your head
You can buy a gift for us in three easy steps
Hop up on the website, and let your eyes be
assaulted by the littany of *** we need
Grab your purse while I smash this verse
type your credit card number and your method of delivery
Setting up our registry
Shooting like this sh*t is free
Suckers if you don't know who we be,
'Bout to be the Cosbys
What you gonna get me?