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Finally, the powers that be here in Wimbledon have recognised my authority and they've given
me a much deserved and very well respected role to carry out. What he means is he's been
looking after the queue. Right you lot, single file, no shoving. Tennis fans queue here all
night for tickets making this line one of the most famous in the world. It does beg
to question if they've waited here all night, what else would they wait that long for? I've
queued quite a long time for theme parks. For rollercoasters mostly. What else would
we queue for? What would you queue for? I don't know... Meeting Justin Timberlake...
Wimbledon's probably the longest I've queued for. Ah, football. Or dinner with Justin...
So that's unanimous then (yeah), dinner with Justin Timberlake is the only other thing
you'd queue for? Oh god, we're moving! Beyoncé... Aw, Beyoncé. Um... Wimbledon made out of
chocolate (yeah, chocolate Wimbledon), 'cos you've got Wimbledon but then you can have
the chocolate and you can put the strawberries in it... Nothing else, nothing else, tennis
only... So, what else would you queue up for? To see the Kooks... Press conference with
Eric Cantona. Not rollercoasters, nothing no (shakes head), not a shiny new technological
product? I'd queue up to see PJ Harvey any any, for any number of days. I think I'd probably
queue to see Miranda Hart for this long because people think I am her sister. To get on a
rocket to go to the moon. I'm thinking if we had some sort of space dance party (I don't
think in space...) If I was in space, 'cos then you would get the kind of space travel
element and then you'd be able to throw out anti-gravity shapes. To see Justin Bieber
get egged. Yeah, I'd queue to see Paul McCartney. Throw out some shapes, that's the only way.
Sure, so space dancing? A space dance party.