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The Toxic Timer because men stink
hi i'm Sarah and I live in a student house with two great guys
look here comes Big Dave he loves beer and pizza
that is why he is so fat
and here comes Harry he's a gym junkie and addicted to protein shakes
but I have a problem and sometimes it makes me cry
beer and pizza cause Dave toilet problems
protein shakes do the same for Harry
sometimes I enter the toilet too soon after one of the boys
the terrible smell makes me cry even more it makes me so sad
but then I had an idea
I would make a device to warn me if one of the boys had just used the toilet
and here it is The Toxic Timer
attach it to the front if your toilet door
then you can warn your friends not to enter too soon
set the timer
the smelly the poo the longer the time
I am so happy now that I have The Toxic Timer
finally my path friend doesn't stink uf their ***
stinky disgusting men
they make me want to vomit
The Toxic Timer
because men stink